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I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2(op):
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by Oluchiugo: 11:46am On Jun 10, 2024
Sorry I haha
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by Priapus69: 11:46am On Jun 10, 2024
grin grin lipsrsealed

She was overweight wasn't she??
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by Bintabisiriyu2: 11:49am On Jun 10, 2024
Early morning a young man is cooking up all these stories, It shall not be well with joblessness.
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2(op): 11:56am On Jun 10, 2024
Bintabisiriyu2:
Early morning a young man is cooking up all these stories, It shall not be well with joblessness.
😂wink
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by Holyfic: 11:58am On Jun 10, 2024
grin grin grin if na true sorry o shocked
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by UltimateCSH(m): 12:10pm On Jun 10, 2024
BRO, GO TREAT YOURSELF FIRST BEFORE YOU DO CHECK-UP...

SHA NA SO CHURCH GIRLS DE BE, SADLY, SEX WORKERS ARE THE CLEANEST BECAUSE NA THEIR OFFICE BE THAT🌝🌚
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2(op): 12:37pm On Jun 10, 2024
UltimateCSH:
BRO, GO TREAT YOURSELF FIRST BEFORE YOU DO CHECK-UP...

SHA NA SO CHURCH GIRLS DE BE, SADLY, SEX WORKERS ARE THE CLEANEST BECAUSE NA THEIR OFFICE BE THAT🌝🌚
treat myself huh
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by obinna58(m): 12:49pm On Jun 10, 2024
See me laughing hard in the public, baba tried to manage but it’s unmanageable, all efforts wasted

Na Jennyclay pussie be that
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by wizrose(m): 1:01pm On Jun 10, 2024
MR johny sins to keep the story short las las you no fu^k her why all this long story or are you a porn novel writer grin grin grin
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by Karleb(m): 1:15pm On Jun 10, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by woojin: 1:24pm On Jun 10, 2024
Bintabisiriyu2:
Early morning a young man is cooking up all these stories, It shall not be well with joblessness.
this bi@tch
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by lastkingsman: 1:25pm On Jun 10, 2024
Onye Kai Kai @ MadeINchenzen2

You called nanny who was actually you baby but you don't know how "wonderful" it's down there? grin
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by woojin: 1:25pm On Jun 10, 2024
no matter how Hot u r smelly pussy will turn u off whithout doing it
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by mrcrabs(m): 1:37pm On Jun 10, 2024
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin braaaaaaaaa, as she fart you suppose slap am for yansh better slapping.

omo she been wan kill you in multiple ways.

By the way that smell alone would have put me off.
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by Rexymania(m): 2:20pm On Jun 10, 2024
That one duh cast grin....one spanner lost
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by ItisWell22(f): 3:09pm On Jun 10, 2024
Bintabisiriyu2:
Early morning a young man is cooking up all these stories, It shall not be well with joblessness.
Amen 🙏😫😩😢
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by 1000Capacity: 4:04pm On Jun 10, 2024
No be this guy they always preach like pastor grin
Omo sin no respect any body o
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MrCork: 4:05pm On Jun 10, 2024
MadeINchenzen2:
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.
angry
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by BigYash: 4:11pm On Jun 10, 2024
Werey say fart shock am grin Sha no allow make woman fart kill you..
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by udomonday: 5:31pm On Jun 10, 2024
MadeINchenzen2:
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.
little boys tale.
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by brain54(m): 6:10pm On Jun 10, 2024
Maybe it would have been the best sex you ever had...

But you will never know that!
tongue
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by imagrg(m): 6:20pm On Jun 10, 2024
grin grin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bintabisiriyu2:
Early morning a young man is cooking up all these stories, It shall not be well with joblessness.
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2(op): 7:04pm On Jun 10, 2024
MrCork:
angry
MrCork, why u dey vex na?
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2(op): 7:05pm On Jun 10, 2024
udomonday:
little boys tale.
let's have urs old man
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2(op): 7:05pm On Jun 10, 2024
brain54:
Maybe it would have been the best sex you ever had...

But you will never know that!
tongue
How can that be?
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2(op): 7:06pm On Jun 10, 2024
BigYash:
Werey say fart shock am grin Sha no allow make woman fart kill you..
smiley
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2(op): 7:07pm On Jun 10, 2024
1000Capacity:
No be this guy they always preach like pastor grin
Omo sin no respect any body o
u mean mosdii
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by AcadaWriter: 7:22pm On Jun 10, 2024
Sorry I haha
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by flokii: 8:19pm On Jun 10, 2024
I laughed reading this cheesy
There's nothing as cute as having a girl clean down there, no strange smell..

In biology, they say vagina is self-cleansing so any girl having that problem should get checked for infection or excessive bacteria growth.
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by neutraldesignx: 10:09pm On Jun 10, 2024
grin grin grin Your life don spoil
Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by Zubeezanga(m): 2:24am On Jun 11, 2024
Lol similar shi do me, i been dy sch for kano then, so na abj i dy stay i jam the banny for fb we chat funny enof na that same day i chat am so i been dy cut my journey abj to kd then kd to kano becuz of banny i decide say mey i chill for kd omo i hook up the sha we dy in the cheap hotel room e just d gimme lap dance i dy sip things on things omo when i start work as shift cloth see d kin thick layer of dirty wey dy the bra hand omo i jus respect myself arrange the cloth back give her 2k tell am she begin go the werey go take style forget one yeye thing their she come bck na outside i leave bring her property give her omo 4 midnight na small remain i for cry because na part of my allowance to use hold my side for sch wey i spend so, d werey won d chat me d ask rubbish na vex i use block am.
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