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I don’t care if you shower for your house, when you say you are coming over, you must shower. If the heater isn’t working , I’ll boil the water for you pour for bucket.
Can’t stand that smell, my penis refused to rise. Until you shower.

Sorry dude

MadeINchenzen2:
treat myself

Make you n carry infection bro, no be all infections de show or disturb girls but go show the guy peppeer

MadeINchenzen2:
u mean mosdii

Don't call me in to this place. My mouth no good

Y'all should calm down and be objective here. Your observations are flawed and we can't use that to judge the lady.
We were not there so we can't judge the first one which is the smell like a dead rat.

Second: Hairy labia abi Clitoris is a matter of choice. Some people prefer hairy private part anytime, any day. It also has some health benefits too for the owner.

Third: what you call fart is not fart! Please get that correctly. Ladies should not be ashamed of what is called 'Queef' See attached screenshots. Cheers.

MadeINchenzen2:
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.

you be real mumu kids too full nairaland what's the meaning of this childish write up

Akpabio22:
you be real mumu kids too full nairaland what's the meaning of this childish write up

e pain am 😂😂😂😂

Mosdiii:
Don't call me in to this place. My mouth no good

guy, do your thing na... Give us that làmba 😂😂😂

Your village people don finally catch you