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SisterAnn:
LoLs Yoruba mooslim don drop quote 😅

Igbo Xtian wetin be the matter.

I won't believe this story until I insert my finger to verify

Leemzyy:
Hey dadda what do u say?

. Pls, how old are u really?

MachoMontana:
I always swore never to marry a woman that other men have smashed. Just can't do it. The thought that another man has mounted and pounded my wife would torment me every time I look at her for the rest of my life. Can't call such a woman my wife. Sorry.

So I embarked on a serious mission to find a humble, God-fearing, honest, well-raised and well-mannered virgin to crown as my wife. Here in the US, it was a futile effort. So I focused on Nigeria. For several years, it was like tryna find a needle in a haystack! Then fate happened this past April. By accident I casually mentioned it in a Whatsapp convo I had with a very popular well loved and well respected student union leader of a big institution in my pop's hometown in Nigeria. Didn't know dude started recording our Whatsapp convo when he sensed my sincere passion about marrying a virgin woman. After we hung up, dude posted the convo on his Whatsapp status with the caption "Where are the jewels of inestimable value?". Niggas, 63 young ladies (past and present students of that school) replied him and sent their pics .
He thoroughly investigated them and paid for medical examinations. He found that approx 20 of the women lied lol....only 45 were certified virgins
After further screening, I selected a young hijab wearing cutie pie for me
Now I gotta help the remaining 44 virgins find very gentle, well-established, prosperous and God-fearing husbands that will love, cherish and pamper them for life. These are rare jewels and I gotta be extra extra careful about who I expose them to.

Anybody got any safe suggestions?? Somebody shove this to front page. Let's promote, encourage and reward morality in this age of decadent woke-ism.

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I need one bro.im serious.c an I contact you?

Chochovini:
. Pls, how old are u really?

Hmm okay well lets do this,i am in my late teens,close 2 early twenties

Leemzyy:
Hmm okay well lets do this,i am in my late teens,close 2 early twenties

. 18?

Chochovini:
. 18?

After that

Leemzyy:
After that

. Ok 20 then.

Chochovini:
. Ok 20 then.

Hm b4 that

Leemzyy:
Hm b4 that

. Really? Dat mean u‘re... Let me put it in Roman Figure, XIX.

Chochovini:
. Really? Dat mean u‘re... Let me put it in Roman Figure, XIX.

yes daddy

Leemzyy:
yes daddy

. WHAAAT! And still a virgin?

Chochovini:
. WHAAAT! And still a virgin?

yeah lol dadda no cast me oo,but...like i mean dad is it not right?

MachoMontana:
I was shocked too bro! Just shocked speechless. Shows there are many silent virgins out there, prolly too scared to broadcast themselves.

I believe you.

My ex girlfriend was a virgin, I made the mistake of deflowering her which I still regret till date. Thankfully, my current girlfriend is also a virgin, a beautiful and Godly one at that, and I have vowed not to touch until I marry her.

I have been so fortunate with coming across virgins, atleast 5 of my close female friends are virgins (Three of them have never been in a relationship before).

I wonder why many people find it hard to believe that we still have beautiful and well endowed virgins in Nigeria, maybe its because of how decayed the morals in this generation has become, till date, many people still argue whenever I tell them that my girlfriend is a virgin, I personally confirmed it myself..

God bless all the virgins out there, and may God give them responsible relationships and spouses that won't use them

Leemzyy:
Eya is it sad that we muslims are virgins while you are not?

See how una don bring religion enter virginity matter..

I tire for some of una for this country walahi🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I'm a Christian, my ex girlfriend was a virgin but I deflowered her. My current girlfriend is also a Christian and a virgin as well. I have atleast 5 Christian close female friends that are virgins too, so why the heck do you think that virginity is about religion?

I'm a Northern Christian and I reside in the North. I am a witness to the iskanci that Muslim ladies do under their hijabs, so just chill, virginity no be by religion but by individual conviction!!

[quote author=Flows001 post=131255130]See how una don bring religion enter virginity matter..
I tire for some of una for this country walahi

Leemzyy:
yeah lol dadda no cast me oo,but...like i mean dad is it not right?

. Why not? Dat‘s d right tin 2 do. Can‘t blv I‘ve been chatting wt a virgin all diz while. Emm...one thing is...

Chochovini:
. Why not? Dat‘s d right tin 2 do. Can‘t blv I‘ve been chatting wt a virgin all diz while. Emm...one thing is...

Uhmm i can you hear u sir

Bornboy4:
I won't believe this story until I insert my finger to verify

Insert your finger in where?how?

Leemzyy:
Uhmm i can you hear u sir

. Like seriously, I thik U deserve a special gift 4 diz coz, honestly without flattery, the LIKES of U are RARE diz days.
Big ups!

Chochovini:
. Like seriously, I thik U deserve a special gift 4 diz coz, honestly without flattery, the LIKES of U are RARE diz days.
Big ups!

>: awwwn thank you dadda

Leemzyy:
>: awwwn thank you dadda

. I envy ur wld b husby.

Chochovini:
. I envy ur wld b husby.

U are nice so i wouldnt be suprise 2 see you get a decent nice girl

Leemzyy:
U are nice so i wouldnt be suprise 2 see you get a decent nice girl

. Humm.. Dear, It‘s not as easy as u tot o. Not with all these Indomie and Shawamar-loving girls around most of which got disvirgin b4 d age 12. Dat‘s by d way.

Wat‘s ur ideal man like? By dat I mean, wat are d features and characteristics u‘re looking out for in ur would be man?
Pls pardon me if Im asking too much o.
HAPPY NEW MONTH!

Chochovini:
. Humm.. Dear, It‘s not as easy as u tot o. Not with all these Indomie and Shawamar-loving girls around most of which got disvirgin b4 d age 12. Dat‘s by d way.

Wat‘s ur ideal man like? By dat I mean, wat are d features and characteristics u‘re looking out for in ur would be man?
Pls pardon me if Im asking too much o.
HAPPY NEW MONTH!

Lolz same 2 you,well i think a guy that is really calm,a guy that has respect 4 ladies,a religious guy and also a decent guy

Leemzyy:
Lolz same 2 you,well i think a guy that is really calm,a guy that has respect 4 ladies,a religious guy and also a decent guy

. It‘s not totally TRUE. I tinK I disagree wt U here. U mean a guy wt just these few qualities?

Chochovini:
. It‘s not totally TRUE. I tinK I disagree wt U here. U mean a guy wt just these few qualities?

Yea okay and a hardworking guy!i think thats all sir

Leemzyy:
Yea okay and a hardworking guy!i think thats all sir

. Ok, let Me just ask u diz. Wat would happen if u find a guy who possesses all the above qualities plus hardworking and NOT Rich?

OKOATA:
My Younger brother just got married at Ikoyi registry this past week. He enfantically told me his wife is a virgin. They had been friends for years but how the girl held her VGN till 30 still amazes me. The girls dark, busty and beautiful. Omoh na that night after registry my brother call me to confirm he just did it. I was so amazed.

There are still virgins bro

Chochovini:
. Ok, let Me just ask u diz. Wat would happen if u find a guy who possesses all the above qualities plus hardworking and NOT Rich?

Is rich the core feature 2 consider in a man

Leemzyy:
Is rich the core feature 2 consider in a man

. A Big YES!!! For more than 99.9% women in Nigeria, or so I thought.

Do U knw dat u‘ve not even answered my question? U only ask a question in return.

Chochovini:
. A Big YES!!! For more than 99.9% women in Nigeria, or so I thought.

Do U knw dat u‘ve not even answered my question? U only ask a question in return.

Ok dada let me clarify this just in d way i can,every woman WISH and WANT to marry a rich guy(mind the bolded)but not necessary when considering worthy features in a guy(note;i cant marry a jobless/lazy guy who is not trying 2 mk somtyn out of himself),so now like fortunately one day if i get to have/meet my daughter one day in the future,i will advice her on the necesity and value of money,also the evil bad side of it,i would only encourage her to work on her morals and behaviours,work hard and her make money herself,rather dan obsessing on a guy money,i will tell her never 2 serve herself as a liability 2 any guy but instead b a worthy asset,by dat am very sure d ryt responsible guy will come 4 her,i might be wrong,as per u older dan me sir so i wouldnt mind any correction on my perception and point of view