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Sometimes, I get so amazed at how stupid girls can be. As in e dey shock me ..

My bro organize Olosho for me in his house
I come his house, we chill, she chop food, everywhere dey okay.

My bro come comot the house
Leaving me and the girl for parlour
I follow the girl reason, she be runs girl.

I tell her make we knack.
She come dey act uninterested, she no even want make I touch her.

I ask am again for knack
She say wetin she go gain from the knack.

I tell her say I don spend for car repair 41k
That I have small money left
I told her I will give her 4k for quickie sex

Then on saturday tomorrow I dey expect money. I go come flex her proper and take her out.

Do you know this girl refused
Saying 4k is too small

I reminded her that tomorrow big cash is coming and na 2 of us go flex. I mean am 100%. I even show her the WhatsApp chat of the vendor that will pay me tomorrow.

I tell am make she just hold the 4k for now
Make we run quickie at least 5 mins sex
4k for just quick something
Tomorrow when money show na me and her go flex..

She say No sex
That she can't have sex for 4k

Naso I leave the babe for my guy house
My guy come dey tell me say make I find am 2k.

I carry that 4k and gave it to him
And told him what happened.
He said the girl still dey his house and she thinks he has money to give her.

She done miss the 4k
Still come miss the 30k I wanted to give her
Just because of stupidity and greed

Now the big money has arrived
She get mind to tell me if we can hangout on Sunday?

Some girls are incredibly stupid
They are the weapons fashioned against themselves.

If she call u, knack u


U fit spend pass 50k

Two of u wise

Women or your wife❓

illicit:
If she call u, knack u


U fit spend pass 50k

Two of u wise

I don block her number, delete am join.

I dey very ruthless with girls
If a girl do anyhow for me, I will leave her

When there a 6 billion girls out there
Make I come dey suffer because of 1 girl.

Babe wey I offer 4k to knack
Based on say tomorrow better cash go enter
She no gree.

Now she still dey my guy house.
Him say him no go give her shishi..

And the money wey I dey expect enter this night. Na she I for don carry go flex

But see how greediness and stupidity don spoil things for her.
Some girls are truly very very stupid

Aleem26:
Women or your wife❓

Na mumu dey marry for this period

As you no too get, leave her for guys wey get.

TheFreshVanilla:
As you no too get, leave her for guys wey get.

I swear God just saved me
Imagine giving a girl 4k she reject am

Still come show her the chat of the vendor that will send me 440k tomorrow
Now the money don enter account.

Who lose??
Person wey I suppose caryy flex still give her 50k.
But because of 4k she don spoil everything Make she get out

But chairman make we talk true.
You sef you dey think like fish because why you go promise girl 30k just make she knack you, for this T-pain era?

No be your house

+ No b you carry her come...

Money wey no reach anything, na inside you wan carry olossho flex and still do giveaway? You're dumb.

KnowledgePower7:
I swear God just saved me
Imagine giving a girl 4k she reject am

Still come show her the chat of the vendor that will send me 440k tomorrow
Now the money don enter account.

Who lose??
Person wey I suppose caryy flex still give her 50k.
But because of 4k she don spoil everything Make she get out

KAM3KAZI:
But chairman make we talk true.
You sef you dey think like fish because why you go promise girl 30k just make she knack you, for this T-pain era?

No be everybody poor like you bros
Just because you no fit afford 30k no me say I wretched like you.

30k minus 440k is nothing. And another business deal on December go reach 1 million.

Say T pain dey Bleep you for ass
No mean say na everybody dey suffer like you

TheFreshVanilla:
Money wey no reach anything, na inside you wan carry olossho flex and still do giveaway? You're dumb.

Ur mama wey dey open nyash for 2k
Humble yourself

KnowledgePower7:
Sometimes, I get so amazed at how stupid girls can be. As in e dey shock me ..

My bro organize Olosho for me in his house
I come his house, we chill, she chop food, everywhere dey okay.

My bro come comot the house
Leaving me and the girl for parlour
I follow the girl reason, she be runs girl.

I tell her make we knack.
She come dey act uninterested, she no even want make I touch her.

I ask am again for knack
She say wetin she go gain from the knack.

I tell her say I don spend for car repair 41k
That I have small money left
I told her I will give her 4k for quickie sex

Then on saturday tomorrow I dey expect money. I go come flex her proper and take her out.

Do you know this girl refused
Saying 4k is too small

I reminded her that tomorrow big cash is coming and na 2 of us go flex. I mean am 100%. I even show her the WhatsApp chat of the vendor that will pay me tomorrow.

I tell am make she just hold the 4k for now
Make we run quickie at least 5 mins sex
4k for just quick something
Tomorrow when money show na me and her go flex..

She say No sex
That she can't have sex for 4k

Naso I leave the babe for my guy house
My guy come dey tell me say make I find am 2k.

I carry that 4k and gave it to him
And told him what happened.
He said the girl still dey his house and she thinks he has money to give her.

She done miss the 4k
Still come miss the 30k I wanted to give her
Just because of stupidity and greed

Now the big money has arrived
She get mind to tell me if we can hangout on Sunday?

Some girls are incredibly stupid
They are the weapons fashioned against themselves.

After reading this, the best name to call you na complete muntula.

ATEAMS:
No be your house

+ No b you carry her come...

The girl is a runs girl.
She come my guy house to beg money
My guy codedly tell me to come his place so I go knack the babe.

I dey expect money, so I tell the babe to first collect 4k say tomorrow I go carry better money come spend on her...

She say no, me I carry 4k give my friend
This night the big money come enter

My guy tell me say the girl still dey him house dey beg him to find her small money.

To think that I was planning to spend 40k on her but she dey form over wise.

4k she no see
40k she still no see.
She still dey beg my guy money.

Person wey for collect the 4k
And still enjoy another 40k next day
She say No
What a dumb bitch

Infact I'm glad I have to keep the money.
Na konji make me wan spend on her
Na she come use her hand spoil everything
1 kobo that bitch no go see

E pain am...small change drop, mumu dey feel like golden boy. A low-budget "Alfa male" that was ready to give his last kobo to olossho.

KnowledgePower7:
My mama wey dey open nyash for 2k
Humble yourself

KnowledgePower7:
Sometimes, I get so amazed at how stupid girls can be. As in e dey shock me ..

My bro organize Olosho for me in his house
I come his house, we chill, she chop food, everywhere dey okay.

My bro come comot the house
Leaving me and the girl for parlour
I follow the girl reason, she be runs girl.

I tell her make we knack.
She come dey act uninterested, she no even want make I touch her.

I ask am again for knack
She say wetin she go gain from the knack.

I tell her say I don spend for car repair 41k
That I have small money left
I told her I will give her 4k for quickie sex

Then on saturday tomorrow I dey expect money. I go come flex her proper and take her out.

Do you know this girl refused
Saying 4k is too small

I reminded her that tomorrow big cash is coming and na 2 of us go flex. I mean am 100%. I even show her the WhatsApp chat of the vendor that will pay me tomorrow.

I tell am make she just hold the 4k for now
Make we run quickie at least 5 mins sex
4k for just quick something
Tomorrow when money show na me and her go flex..

She say No sex
That she can't have sex for 4k

Naso I leave the babe for my guy house
My guy come dey tell me say make I find am 2k.

I carry that 4k and gave it to him
And told him what happened.
He said the girl still dey his house and she thinks he has money to give her.

She done miss the 4k
Still come miss the 30k I wanted to give her
Just because of stupidity and greed

Now the big money has arrived
She get mind to tell me if we can hangout on Sunday?

Some girls are incredibly stupid
They are the weapons fashioned against themselves.

This is a clear case of cunning man die cunning man bury am...una dey negotiate, you con dey vex

Bro this your script no sell atall but nevertheless u and the girl no get sense atall..
Better send your family money for Christmas.

You re actually the stupid and childish idiot.

Why will you Bleep a girl for 4k. Even if she's Olosho.

blackgold2018:
You re actually the stupid and childish idiot.

Why will you Bleep a girl for 4k. Even if she's Olosho.

idiot make I give her 2 million abi?? Mumu

KnowledgePower7:
idiot make I give her 2 million abi?? Mumu

pls change that your name knowledge to something else.

Is it that its poverty dey worry you.. or you re plainly stupid.

Probably you re in a village location. This people re humans too regardless of your foolish alpha Male çlaim. 4k ni for quickie?

And moreover people dash their follow guys money. 10k, even 100k. You come dey talk like say the 2k that you dashed your guy is something.

Even promising a girl with expectation shows how low and foolish you re.

No be your fault sha. Its just the mental class you dey.

Funny how someone who has no sense says that women think like fish.

So, let’s break it down. If she had agreed, you’d actually be dropping 34k to get it on in a country where the minimum wage is 70k. That means you’re planning to spend half a month’s salary on two, or maybe three rounds of sex.


You talked about not having 5k on hand, so yeah, you’re broke. This probably means you don’t have the energy for multiple rounds in a row because, honestly, you’d be starving if you made it that far. Plus, if you’re low on cash, your diet’s probably not doing you any favors, which might mean you’re topping out at three minutes max. But hey, three minutes is fine, most people can't hold their breath that long.

So, let’s say you go two rounds at three minutes each. That’s 6 minutes, meaning you’d be blowing 4k today for 6 minutes and then another 30k tomorrow for maybe another 6 minutes. You’re about to toss two weeks’ wages on just 12 minutes of action? Where’s the logic in that?

The girl’s sharp one. Once you’re done, you’ll probably realize how wild and unreasonable this spending was and may not want to keep it going or pay up.
Or the vendor may disappoint you.
So then what? What's she supposed to do? come and unfvck you?

From you wanted to spend 30k on her to 50k and back to 40k, which one is it? You that you are waiting for vendor to pay you first before you can flex a girl, you sure say you no need d 4k pass the girl? She rejecting the 4k from a stranger shows she has more class than you.

You’re begging for sex and using money to get knack but you’re calling her a fish brain

You are even worse than a fish

U say U wise U wan knack olosho for credit.. is she Ur girlfriend? U say U sabi and U hold 4k still dey reason to knack runs girl? She did the right thing and she's smart. If U no pay her 100 other guys go pay. Why play with her business. If na Ur business person U never transact biz with before tell U to deliver wtv to without payment will U deliver? Abeg close this fvcking thread as I don't see the point of U opening it in the first place. Or na the 30/50k U wan give olosho U wan tell people? Money when no even reach for 12 years glen with fresh lemon juice and loud to sit down hahaha dey play for Naija 😂

There is the possiblity that after she do you Quickie and you Ejaculate with the 4k, you might lose interest in flexin her on the 30k as promised. After ejaculation, as a man, our eyes normally clear up. Our brains normally function wella after release. You might even start to complain about how Stinky and Fish smell her pvssy Is............And babe no wan take chances.

Babe sef has Low sex drive as an olosho......

Now, Op you are here announcing how 440k has entered for you last night........Continue announcing until that Nairaland Beggi beggi guy (Cant remember his Moniker for now) would locate this thread and bug your life with his generational problemz.

You're actually the one with fish brain here.

Business is business. How can you underpay someone when you don't have the cash ready at hand?

You're the one begging for sex and still have the audacity to offer 4k? Is it for beans or eba or what? If you don't pay, there are other customers that will pay her wages correctly.

She's smarter than you and obviously, you're small minded.

You offered her the last 4k in your pocket and still planned to give her an oncoming 30k for just 5 minutes quicky. Again I ask, who raised these kids?

KnowledgePower7:
Sometimes, I get so amazed at how stupid girls can be. As in e dey shock me ..

My bro organize Olosho for me in his house
I come his house, we chill, she chop food, everywhere dey okay.

My bro come comot the house
Leaving me and the girl for parlour
I follow the girl reason, she be runs girl.

I tell her make we knack.
She come dey act uninterested, she no even want make I touch her.

I ask am again for knack
She say wetin she go gain from the knack.

I tell her say I don spend for car repair 41k
That I have small money left
I told her I will give her 4k for quickie sex

Then on saturday tomorrow I dey expect money. I go come flex her proper and take her out.

Do you know this girl refused
Saying 4k is too small

I reminded her that tomorrow big cash is coming and na 2 of us go flex. I mean am 100%. I even show her the WhatsApp chat of the vendor that will pay me tomorrow.

I tell am make she just hold the 4k for now
Make we run quickie at least 5 mins sex
4k for just quick something
Tomorrow when money show na me and her go flex..

She say No sex
That she can't have sex for 4k

Naso I leave the babe for my guy house
My guy come dey tell me say make I find am 2k.

I carry that 4k and gave it to him
And told him what happened.
He said the girl still dey his house and she thinks he has money to give her.

She done miss the 4k
Still come miss the 30k I wanted to give her
Just because of stupidity and greed

Now the big money has arrived
She get mind to tell me if we can hangout on Sunday?

Some girls are incredibly stupid
They are the weapons fashioned against themselves.

Don’t you think you are more stupid??
Don’t you think you are senseless? Begging for pu.say with your last cash even planning to spend a yet to receive money for same pus.sy? Don’t you think your financial mindset is in jeopardy??

You think you get sense pass am??
Common gerrout

this Op self na clown
You showed her your Chat with the vendor
its the desperation for me Like, Wtf was that?? Who born you

This is an insult to a FISH. Whats wrong with you??

KnowledgePower7:
No be everybody poor like you bros
Just because you no fit afford 30k no me say I wretched like you.

30k minus 440k is nothing. And another business deal on December go reach 1 million.

Say T pain dey Bleep you for ass
No mean say na everybody dey suffer like you

1m sef nah small money, why the business no yield 100m?
Small joke you wan broke shame me, me wey no broke either.
I've literally earned a little over 300k each month since last year as a single guy, how am I broke??
I dey joke say you dey think like fish because wanting to spend 30k on an olosho is not a wise thing.

sha na why you only hold 4k, because you dey bloody wasteful