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No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 6:51am On Nov 24, 2024
Today it was -12C here and with windshield felt like -20C. Ol boy, I don't miss Nigeria and Lagos. Which kain nasty whether be this.

If you are planning to travel abroad, abort mission and stay home, cancel every application for visa that you have going on.

Can you imagine the centimeter of snow fall today? There is no place like home my people, let's stay back and build our country.
Na so I spent one hour clearing snow and I have to drive everywhere where a giant shovel in my car in case my car is stuck in the snow.
Chai I am waiting for Airpeace to come rescue me, I am tired of Russia.

Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Sonnobax15(m):
lipsrsealed
Is clearing of snow over there not better than facing unavoidable hunger down here? angry


Well, you're free to come back so that we can build Naija together.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 6:57am On Nov 24, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Is clearing of snow over there not better than facing avoidable hunger down here? angry


Well, you're free to come back so that we can build Naija together.
Brotherly, when cold wire your body and darkness for around 5pm for 5months, you go appreciate Naija. Me, I don tire for the weather. I had to cancel the date with my lover today can you imagine that?
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Lalami3232(m): 6:58am On Nov 24, 2024
cheesy
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 6:59am On Nov 24, 2024
Somebody should come rescue me for here before I pai for cold. See my backyard.

Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Sonnobax15(m): 7:06am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
Brotherly, when cold wire your body and darkness for around 5pm for 5months, you go appreciate Naija. Me, I don tire for the weather. I had to cancel the date with my lover today can you imagine that?
I understand your plight...But that side is far better than here at this moment........e better say make cold wire me than for sapa to change my destiny...
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by obiekunie01: 7:07am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
Somebody should come rescue me for here before I pai for cold. See my backyard.
This one take style dey taunt us wey dey home.

him dey even show us picture of the paradise wey him dey!

you dey miss naija and all the airport for that side don close! anuofia!
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Super33999: 7:10am On Nov 24, 2024
How far chairman, you fit help me reach Putin side?
I wann quick send you 1 or 2 matter make you help me run am sharp shap.
No place like and that's why Russia suppose be my home smiley
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Super33999: 7:14am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
. I had to cancel the date with my lover today can you imagine that?
Naa your prick wann carry go where u no suppose be wink
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:21am On Nov 24, 2024
obiekunie01:
This one take style dey taunt us wey dey home.

him dey even show us picture of the paradise wey him dey!

you dey miss naija and all the airport for that side don close! anuofia!
You think say cold na paradise? Wait make -20C hammer your blokkos. I dem come home I swear. I don't miss so much enjoyment for Naija.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:23am On Nov 24, 2024
Super33999:
Naa your prick wann carry go where u no suppose be wink
My brother na date for better restaurant come go her house go relax for evening. No road for car to pass except you dey drive a 4x4.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Caicedobets(m): 7:23am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
You think say cold na paradise? Wait make -20C hammer your blokkos. I dem come home I swear. I don't miss so much enjoyment for Naija.
you dey use style show yourself
God go soon do our own too
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Super33999: 7:24am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
My brother na date for better restaurant come go her house go relax for evening. No road for car to pass except you dey drive a 4x4.
You go soon add 4x4 to your ride. No fear
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op):
Why do people assume that everyone in Nigeria is suffering and everyone abroad is enjoying? I believe I will enjoy more in Nigeria regardless of the economy.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:29am On Nov 24, 2024
Super33999:
You go soon add 4x4 to your ride. No fear
I get am, I forgot to park am for garage and cold don hammer the battery.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by richmond500: 7:29am On Nov 24, 2024
I would rather use that snow and make a snow man that face Ipob and Batists stupidity here.

But OP when did you leave Nigeria? Cos two months ago, u were a jobless troll
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by orisa37: 7:31am On Nov 24, 2024
WE WANT TO CONTROL OUR BORDERS. WE DON'T WANT RAT EATERS HERE.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:31am On Nov 24, 2024
Caicedobets:
you dey use style show yourself
God go soon do our own too
My prayers na make God carry me come back for Naija.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Super33999: 7:32am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
I get am, I forgot to pack for garage and cold don hammer the battery.
You see that maintenance culture is just a joke, everywhere is the same in the whole world wink
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:34am On Nov 24, 2024
Super33999:
You see that maintenance culture is just a joke, everywhere is the same in the whole world wink
I dey work from home office and hardly drive out. I don park the car for for than two weeks. Last year, na so cold destroy my furnace and I have to shell out $1200 in one day to have it fixed. If I dey Lagos, wetin concern me with cold. I despise the cold no be here.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:40am On Nov 24, 2024
richmond500:
I would rather use that snow and make a snow man that face Ipob and Batists stupidity here.

But OP when did you leave Nigeria? Cos two months ago, u were a jobless troll
About 17 years ago and I have lived all over the world.

I am still a jobless troll and I love to troll ne be small. Heheheheheh. I am thinking of the next Nairalander to troll for the month of December.

Which snowman are you talking about, I almost died in a -40C about 4 years ago. I hate that snow like shit.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:44am On Nov 24, 2024
Sonnobax15:
I understand your plight...But that side is far better than here at this moment........e better say make cold wire me than for sapa to change my destiny...
Dont be deceived, some people are living heaven on earth there in Nigeria and I have seen it with my own eyes. I believe I will enjoy for Naija as my social life has been seriously curtailed here.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Sonnobax15(m): 7:45am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
Dont be deceived, some people are living heaven on earth there in Nigeria and I have seen it with my own eyes. I believe I will enjoy for Naija as my social life has been seriously curtailed here.
. I envy you..
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by richmond500: 7:45am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
About 17 years ago and I have lived all over the world.

I am still a jobless troll. I love to troll ne be small. Heheheheheh

Which snowman are you talking about, I almost died in a -40C about 4 years ago. I hate that snow like shit.
Oga all of us go die.
It's either enjoyment kill u, or suffering kill you.

Choose ur death wisely
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:47am On Nov 24, 2024
richmond500:
Oga all of us go die.
It's either enjoyment kill u, or suffering kill you.

Choose ur death wisely
I don think am carefully. I will take the risk in Nigeria over the boredom killing me here, beside, I have been disconnected from my siblings and the rest of the family and friends. I am coming back bro to club all over Island and Abuja. I cant wait.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 7:49am On Nov 24, 2024
Sonnobax15:
. I envy you..
Envy me for this ugly cold? Haba bros and me come they envy una. I was sleeping last night and had a dream of Lagos, I was so excited that when I woke up and met the snow outside, I wanted to go back to my dreams again. They have lots of good things here but most are not happy and no true connection. Even driving on the roads with winter tires, my car was skidding across the road and it went a 360 degree turn on the highway early this week, I thank God there were no vehicles on the highway.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Caicedobets(m): 8:03am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
My prayers na make God carry me come back for Naija.
lol
You no serious
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 8:05am On Nov 24, 2024
Caicedobets:
lol
You no serious
I am serious and you will not understand. If you stay overseas for almost two decades, you will come to appreciate Nigeria plus I could easily make dollars in Nigeria same way here with lower cost of living. This time next year, I should be balling on the streets of Lagos.
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Sonnobax15(m): 8:11am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
Envy me for this ugly cold? Haba bros and me come they envy una. I was sleeping last night and had a dream of Lagos, I was so excited that when I woke up and met the snow outside, I wanted to go back to my dreams again. They have lots of good things here but most are not happy and no true connection. Even driving on the roads with winter tires, my car was skidding across the road and it went a 360 degree turn on the highway early this week, I thank God there were no vehicles on the highway.
grin grin grin. So we should be happy and feel Lucky to be here abi grin
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by SisterAnn(f): 8:15am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
Why do people assume that everyone in Nigeria is suffering a dream everyone abroad is enjoying? I believe I will enjoy more in Nigeria regardless of the economy.
So why did you leave, if at all you left the zoo?
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Tallesty1(m): 8:43am On Nov 24, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
Brotherly, when cold wire your body and darkness for around 5pm for 5months, you go appreciate Naija. Me, I don tire for the weather. I had to cancel the date with my lover today can you imagine that?
When are you coming back?
Re: No Place Like Home. Stay back don't come here! by Nnamdipapa(op): 8:44am On Nov 24, 2024
Tallesty1:
When are you coming back?
Next year. I am selling some properties here.
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