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bantilosha:
better

SMOGnow:
yu no put some for fridge?

IamtheTruth1:
I don laugh tire. 😃

Na only the bread be the lie for the story. The rest na 💯

Meteng:
Him no put o. Him want am fresh and he know say the thing dey close by, so no need to preserve

EmmyMaestro:
Incase he wants to drink tea abi ? After all milk don cost for this Tunubu regime

papyjaypaul:
He is a honest thief and happy that he stole from a child.

englishmart:
It's a true life story. No jokes.

Nicepoker:
You still went ahead and climb a pregnant woman. This is how some children come out from the mother's womb already confused in life

englishmart:
It's a true life story. No jokes.

Akalia:
Thanks for sharing. Can't find the channel on telegram.

englishmart:
Before the end of the event, I told my friend to tell his girlfriend to arrange one babe from her list of friends for me.
Minutes later they presented me a 5ft3" babe. You know a 5ft3" is technically 5ft9" if she's in a pair of 6" shoes. When she showed up, I was already high to the point that everything looked beautiful. Even James Brown would have passed for a Meghan Markle at that point.

We didn't do much, I just did some DJ work on her body for a minute, then I invited her to my place the next day.
When she arrived, I gave her something to eat. As I was trying to be patient and not allude to sex starvation, I pretended we needed to know each other better. Next thing I noticed was that I was reclined in bed as a consequence of her push. She put off the light and hopped on me. I was like, which kain wahala be this?

I grabbed her b##ast and when I put my mouth there, the volume of milk I took in reminded me of those herdsboys that drink directly from the breast of a cow. "What the fvvvvbk is going on here" I muttered to myself. I had to make the best of the situation. I texted my friend to buy mai-shayi bread for me and drop it by the door post. I kuku begin press the milk enter inside the bread dey chop am codedly. She go dey wonder why the fore..play last like that.
I used the excess strength I gathered to nearly reimpregnate her. I don't care whether that word exists or not.

SisterAnn:
God forbid

EagleMenage:
This may be written in form of a joke but... Let me tel us something important,

There are two sexual stages in a man's life.

PHALLIC STAGE.
METALLIC STAGE.

A man in his phallic stage:

A man in a phallic stage is a man who always think of how he can satisfy his sexual urge.

A man in a phallic stages always thinking of ways to satisfy himself by any means possible.

As far as he has an erection, ejaculation must occur in one way or the other.

Men in phallic stage include:

Masturbators,

Pornographic consumers.

Simping, white Knights and orbiters

Gays. Etc.

A man in a phallic stage will mostly think too, of how to elongate His manhood or last long in sexual satisfaction.

He can inset his manhood into just anything as far as he receives sexual pleasure,

The man in the post is a man at his phallic stage.

The man in the metallic Stage is a man who Has discipline, order and commitment. A man who has control.

A man at is metallic stage can control his erection and also discipline himself enough to practice semen retention.

To beat the phallic stage and become a man in the metallic stage you need to Change your mindset by abiding by the ROD (Routine, Order and discipline).

I recommend men here to join IAJ DAILY.

IAJ is a discussion space for men who are journeying through the route of self-development and improvements.

Search on telegram and join "IAJ DAILY".

Go beyond the phallic stage.