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Oboy lagos no be am.
Not meant for the poor.
Everything expensive.
Most of the road are inter locking.
Ikate,lekki area very costly.
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..
Minimum of food in hotel is 14000.
Chai.
You will spend minimum of 50k daily for morning,afternoon and night food in hotel.
Oboy I run go chicken go chop.
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

So, when are you returning to your homestate?

I detest seeing adults going around crying about things they cant change. It not only give off the nagging vibe, it makes you look like a slave that was forced against his wish to live in a place he hates so much


If you simply dont fancy a place, relocate to your paradise and enjoy.

I used to live in Ukpo, Anambra state. Most of the things been done there wasnt cool with me but i will never come online to denigrate the place i live. No one forced me to stay there

I dont even live in Lagos but its funny how those living there finds it easy to say shit about the same place they earn their living

plsdisvirginme:
Oboy lagos no be am.
Not meant for the poor.
Everything expensive.
Most of the road are inter locking.
Ikate,lekki area very costly.
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..
Minimum of food in hotel is 14000.
Chai.
You will spend minimum of 50k daily for morning,afternoon and night food in hotel.
Oboy I run go chicken go chop.
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

Lagos is a glorified swamp

Ph and Lagos...

2 cities I never liked for different reasons though.

But if I were to compulsorily pick one of the 2...I will choose ph.

One of my favorite cities ever lived in Naija is Jos. Jos isn't same as before anymore though due to the religious swables and whatever.

In my opinion Lagos is a sh.it hole. I hate that place. Most lagosians are used to that place though and would prefer not to live in any other city in Nigeria if they had a choice.

I can never understand why!

EmperorCaesar:
So, when are you returning to your homestate?

I detest seeing adults going around crying about things they cant change. It not only give off the nagging vibe, it makes you look like a slave that was forced against his wish to live in a place he hates so much


If you simply dont fancy a place, relocate to your paradise and enjoy.

I used to live in Ukpo, Anambra state. Most of the things been done there wasnt cool with me but i will never come online to denigrate the place i live. No one forced me to stay there

I dont even live in Lagos but its funny how those living there finds it easy to say shit about the same place they earn their living

Can you imagine how you'd have sounded if you did complain and it included your dick obeying the law of gravity because olosho has flat breast?

I swear I'd have simply concluded your brain has obeyed the law of gravity and fallen out of your head.

Thankfully, you are not the op.

Na lag you dey blame? No be everybody wan live there by force? They're other cool places you can live, it mustn't be lag, me I made my money online so I can afford to stay anywhere, demure places like Abuja dey, cool cities like enugu dey but everyone wan live for lag by force.

dauntless15:
Na lag you dey blame? No be everybody wan live there by force? They're other cool places you can live, it mustn't be lag, me I made my money online so I can afford to stay anywhere, demure places like Abuja dey, cool cities like enugu dey but everyone wan live for lag by force.

Sourceof your money online

Sirchiboy:
Sourceof your money online

it's online, that's all you need to know, see question yet, are you a cop?

budaatum:
Can you imagine how you'd have sounded if you did complain and it included your dick obeying the law of gravity because olosho has flat breast?

I swear I'd have simply concluded your brain has obeyed the law of gravity and fallen out of your head.

Thankfully, you are not the op.

What kind of shenanigans is this 🤣

plsdisvirginme:
Oboy lagos no be am.
Not meant for the poor.
Everything expensive.
Most of the road are inter locking.
Ikate,lekki area very costly.
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..
Minimum of food in hotel is 14000.
Chai.
You will spend minimum of 50k daily for morning,afternoon and night food in hotel.
Oboy I run go chicken go chop.
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

Ph girls no better pass.Lagos is smelly ano.Bt truth be told abuja hookup girls are d freshest.Well outspoken n presentable.U can even convert dem to gf

plsdisvirginme:
Oboy lagos no be am.
Not meant for the poor.
Everything expensive.
Most of the road are inter locking.
Ikate,lekki area very costly.
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..
Minimum of food in hotel is 14000.
Chai.
You will spend minimum of 50k daily for morning,afternoon and night food in hotel.
Oboy I run go chicken go chop.
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

...did u see aeroplane?.....village man!!!((no oofencse))

One man's food is anothers poison. This same economic capital of Nigeria is what u rubbish like tissue paper. When youove around well... Ud finally agree say oga master

budaatum:
Can you imagine how you'd have sounded if you did complain and it included your dick obeying the law of gravity because olosho has flat breast?

I swear I'd have simply concluded your brain has obeyed the law of gravity and fallen out of your head.

Thankfully, you are not the op.

Wetin this one dey talk sef?

Oga are you sure you sucked breast milk when you were a baby?

TheBreastSucker:
Wetin this one dey talk sef?

Oga are you sure you sucked breast milk when you were a baby?

You'd likely respect your life source more if you had sucked breast milk as a baby.

Ph life is far better than Lagos life in so many ways ranging from ladies (clean and baffle-up from Akwa Ibom) plenty to select from, no traffic of any form in Portharcourt.

plsdisvirginme:
Oboy lagos no be am.
Not meant for the poor.
Everything expensive.
Most of the road are inter locking.
Ikate,lekki area very costly.
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..
Minimum of food in hotel is 14000.
Chai.
You will spend minimum of 50k daily for morning,afternoon and night food in hotel.
Oboy I run go chicken go chop.
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

MrCork:
...did u see aeroplane?.....village man!!!((no oofencse))

Confam village man boy!

EmperorCaesar:
So, when are you returning to your homestate?

I detest seeing adults going around crying about things they cant change. It not only give off the nagging vibe, it makes you look like a slave that was forced against his wish to live in a place he hates so much


If you simply dont fancy a place, relocate to your paradise and enjoy.

I used to live in Ukpo, Anambra state. Most of the things been done there wasnt cool with me but i will never come online to denigrate the place i live. No one forced me to stay there

I dont even live in Lagos but its funny how those living there finds it easy to say shit about the same place they earn their living

You have never lived in Anambra

plsdisvirginme:
Oboy lagos no be am.
Not meant for the poor.
Everything expensive.
Most of the road are inter locking.
Ikate,lekki area very costly.
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..
Minimum of food in hotel is 14000.
Chai.
You will spend minimum of 50k daily for morning,afternoon and night food in hotel.
Oboy I run go chicken go chop.
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

You're very right. Lagos is indeed overrated. What annoys me is that terrible smell anytime I'm in that city, my goodness!!

bdon123:
Ph girls no better pass.Lagos is smelly ano.Bt truth be told abuja hookup girls are d freshest.Well outspoken n presentable.U can even convert dem to gf

I 100% agree. Abuja has very nice ladies that my mouth went dry!! Very beautiful, clean and very outspoken. I swear I love Abuja girls

AKWATGOLD1:
Ph life is far better than Lagos life in so many ways ranging from ladies (clean and baffle-up from Akwa Ibom) plenty to select from, no traffic of any form in Portharcourt.

Portharcourt is indeed another nice place I like and they have a lot of very beautiful women too. But most I met there were Igbo. I never met an AkwaIbom lady there.

come AJEGUNLE

brain54:
Ph and Lagos...

2 cities I never liked for different reasons though.

But if I were to compulsorily pick one of the 2...I will choose ph.

One of my favorite cities ever lived in Naija is Jos. Jos isn't same as before anymore though due to the religious swables and whatever.

In my opinion Lagos is a sh.it hole. I hate that place. Most lagosians are used to that place though and would prefer not to live in any other city in Nigeria if they had a choice.

I can never understand why!

For free,i wont stay in lagos and onitsha,the level of moral decadence in these states dhey very high.

AfahaAbia:
I 100% agree. Abuja has very nice ladies that my mouth went dry!! Very beautiful, clean and very outspoken. I swear I love Abuja girls

They d sweetest my broda.their breast dey stand firm.

SporaD8:
Confam village man boy!

Please go bacccckto to anambra terrrotist infested village u cummmmfrom sir!!((no oofencse))

And funniest part those Olosho fit be from your state


that one no need debate 🤣🤣

plsdisvirginme:
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

Really
Maybe you resides in Obigbo
There are so many AKWA ladies in Obi Akpor LG, Eleme LG and Phalga.

AfahaAbia:
Portharcourt is indeed another nice place I like and they have a lot of very beautiful women too. But most I met there were Igbo. I never met an AkwaIbom lady there.

I've been to Lagos twice and I hated it both times.
Lagos smells terrible except some parts of Lekki (I literally saw a grown man pooping into the crack of gutter covers at Marina under the light rail tracks and that place smells so horrible)
I also saw grown men perching like birds pooping into the open gutters at Berger/Oshodi
The whole place is one big pile of waste with very mean and dirty looking agberos
Almost everyone ( minus the proud and arrogant igbos ) are beggars.
The girls are so well packaged but if they off clothes they're dilapidated like their city, I met few clean ones at Lekki sha.
The choking traffic? God abeg!
Everything including their overrated houses are thrice the price you'll get elsewhere.
The first time, I came for an interview in a marine company which I rejected because I hated the smelling pile of a city especially as the job is located in that very smelly Marina!
The second time I came for a conference at the landmark Centre but both times I couldn't wait to go back to my quiet beautiful but empty Uyo...

MrOIG:
I've been to Lagos twice and I hated it both times.
Lagos smells terrible except some parts of Lekki (I literally saw a grown man pooping into the crack of gutter covers at Marina under the light rail tracks and that place smells so horrible)
I also saw grown men perching like birds pooping into the open gutters at Berger/Oshodi
The whole place is one big pile of waste with very mean and dirty looking agberos
Almost everyone ( minus the proud and arrogant igbos ) are beggars.
The girls are so well packaged but if they off clothes they're dilapidated like their city, I met few clean ones at Lekki sha.
The choking traffic? God abeg!
Everything including their overrated houses are thrice the price you'll get elsewhere.
The first time, I came for an interview in a marine company which I rejected because I hated the smelling pile of a city especially as the job is located in that very smelly Marina!
The second time I came for a conference at the landmark Centre but both times I couldn't wait to go back to my quiet beautiful but empty Uyo...

Thank God you went back to uyo. Lagos does not need people who go about sodomizing underage girls.

The Fool doesn't know Lagos is made up of both Mainland and Island.🏝️
The Urchin must have been to the ghetto parts.

plsdisvirginme:
Oboy lagos no be am.
Not meant for the poor.
Everything expensive.
Most of the road are inter locking.
Ikate,lekki area very costly.
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..
Minimum of food in hotel is 14000.
Chai.
You will spend minimum of 50k daily for morning,afternoon and night food in hotel.
Oboy I run go chicken go chop.
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

It is only someone who has not travelled extensively that you can deceive with these lies.

What about the touts at Waterlines and Mile 3 or are those ones not touts also?

powerkey:
Lagos is a glorified swamp

Remain in your village, Lagos does not need you