₦airaland Forum

AKWATGOLD1:
Ph life is far better than Lagos life in so many ways ranging from ladies (clean and baffle-up from Akwa Ibom) plenty to select from, no traffic of any form in Portharcourt.

You people should lie softly.

Port Harcourt has only one major highway called Aba Road and you must pass it before you can go anywhere in the city, every 3 minutes that is a junction on the road which causes traffic.

If it rains heavily and you come out just know that you will sleep in traffic on Aba Road!

dauntless15:
Na lag you dey blame? No be everybody wan live there by force? They're other cool places you can live, it mustn't be lag, me I made my money online so I can afford to stay anywhere, demure places like Abuja dey, cool cities like enugu dey but everyone wan live for lag by force.

So you want to compare Enugu to Lagos

Number 1 Enugu does not have water, before you see half a bucket of water to take your bath you go suffer unlike Lagos where you can even have your bath with 10 buckets of water if you like

Number 2 Enugu is very dusty, don't even bother polishing your black shoes in that town because they will change colour to brown before you get to where you are going.

If you own a car don't ever take it to Enugu because the dust in that city will make the colour fade

Number 3 Because Enugu is so small everybody knows each other so the rate of gossip in that city is very high

Number 4 If you are looking for an apartment in Enugu just forget about running water, they will build 4 or 5 storey houses and they won't bother to install pumping machines. It is the tenants that will buy plastic tanks from where they will be coming to fetch water downstairs from the fifth floor of the building.

If the compound has 18 flats just be sure that you will find at least 18 different GeePee tanks lined up in the compound

AfahaAbia:
You're very right. Lagos is indeed overrated. What annoys me is that terrible smell anytime I'm in that city, my goodness!!

Keep quiet!

Everyone knows that Aba is one of the dirtiest cities in Nigeria.

When you go to Aba you will be seeing heaps of refuse at almost every junction in the city, very dirty city and also the capital of fake drinks, fake drugs, knock-off jeans, knock-off shoes etc

Have they completed that table top flyover that has been an eyesore in the city for several years?

plsdisvirginme:
Oboy lagos no be am.
Not meant for the poor.
Everything expensive.
Most of the road are inter locking.
Ikate,lekki area very costly.
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..
Minimum of food in hotel is 14000.
Chai.
You will spend minimum of 50k daily for morning,afternoon and night food in hotel.
Oboy I run go chicken go chop.
Most of the hookup girls in Lagos are single mum with flat breast.
Saw one online with pic of breast standing.
When she come open breast oboy the breast don fall and my dick when stand just obey the law of gravitational force..
No single fresh olosho .
They will deceive u with fake pad that their breast is standing but the thing don fall like the wall of Jericho
Ph life better pass lagos by far.
Over hype city with touts everywhere..

If you want to enjoy quality of life in Nigeria...

Asaba
Benin City
Uyo
PH
Owerri

The rest get huge gap between the rich and the poor ... and you will likely get frustrated. The suffer in Lagos pass Benin City. In Benin City free house dey, free food dey but nothing like that in Lagos

AfahaAbia:
You're very right. Lagos is indeed overrated. What annoys me is that terrible smell anytime I'm in that city, my goodness!!

that gutter smell and foolish people claiming woke

BareFacedLies:
So you want to compare Enugu to Lagos

Number 1 Enugu does not have water, before you see half a bucket of water to take your bath you go suffer unlike Lagos where you can even have your bath with 10 buckets of water if you like

Number 2 Enugu is very dusty, don't even bother polishing your black shoes in that town because they will change colour to brown before you get to where you are going

Number 3 Because Enugu is so small everybody knows each other so the rate of gossip in that city is very high

Number 4 If you are looking for an apartment in Enugu just forget about running water, they will build 4 or 5 storey houses and they won't bother to install pumping machines. It is the tenants that will buy plastic tanks from where they will be coming to fetch water downstairs from the fifth floor of the building.

If the compound has 18 flats just be sure that you will find at least 18 different GeePee tanks lined up in the compound

I have lived in Enugu, you are saying the truth. Enugu is very dusty and rusty. There's no water. Their hotels are horrible, their babes are stubborn and nags a lot. There's a group named Coal City Ballers (for Enugu residents) on Facebook, the gossip in that group alone baffles me. Like they can tell where you have your haircut, I mean the exact hair salon. Person wey you know must catch you either at Holy Ghost/Ogbete... 9th Mile/Abakpa... Ogui road/New Heaven... Agbani road/Garriki... Camp/Awkunawnaw
GRA/Trans-Ekulu... Nkponkiti/Emene axis... They must catch you in Enugu

Caaz:
For free,i wont stay in lagos and onitsha,the level of moral decadence in these states dhey very high.

Madam abeg remain in Asaba we don't need you in Lagos.

Asaba where their specialty is using their girlfriends to do money ritual, the ones wey no do money ritual go dey do bunkering if them no do bunkering dem go dey find whitey wey dem go kidnap for ransom.

If you go Warri na the same nonsense dey happen for there that's why all of una comedians don run come Lagos.

For Sapele sef na the same thing, dem don use billing pursue all the better companies wey dey for there

shox:
that gutter smell and foolish people claiming woke

An average Lagosian is a dirty, mannerless tout for the guys... Greedy, STDs infested, cheating slut for the ladies... everyone is a wolf or tiger

Anything outside Benin City, Asaba, Owerri and PH count me out ...
Nothing much is going on in Uyo and Calabar those are retirement cities. Benin City is too big that you can stay in Upper for 5yrs another person in the same Upper will not even know you're staying in Upper... Every area have unique entrance and exit... All road leads to ring road

BareFacedLies:
Madam abeg remain in Asaba we don't need you in Lagos.

Asaba where there specialty is using their girlfriend to do money ritual, the ones wet no do money ritual go dey do bunkering if them no do bunkering dem go dey find whitey wey dem go kidnap for ransom.

If you go Warri na the same nonsense dey happen for there that's why all of una comedians don run come Lagos.

For Sapele sef na the same thing, dem don use billing pursue all the better companies wey dey for there

You dey make noise ...
Delta is one of the finest state in Nigeria...
2 airports.... Asaba and Osubi Airports
Many confirm towns ... Asaba, Agbor, Ughelli, Abraka, Warri, Sapele, Oghara etc ..
Very rich in human and mineral resources
Delta produces enough staples food. Delta feeds some many states around them
A very clean state, Delta get refinery, Delta get sea port. If Federal government invests heavily in Delta and PortHarcourt and brings to life the ports and refineries in these two states...all.man go run comot from Lagos..


The quality of life in Delta high pass Lagos, the probability of untimely death of a youth is high in Lagos. Before you know it now Tanker go fall on Otedola bridge and burn people, why are people jumping into Lagos lagoon to commit suicide whereas there are more rivers in Delta than in Lagos, yet people are not jumping into the rivers in Delta out of frustration.

There's no evil known to man that is not going on in Lagos. 60% of Lagosians are unhappy
Kidnapping dey
Ritual killings
Domestic violence
Sodomy
Paedophile
Na for Lagos girl sleep with dog(beastiality)
Na for Lagos one Igbo guy killed his girlfriend come dey sleep with her dead body...
Na for Lagos una kill Mohbad bury him half dead...
Bobrisky na Lagos product
Na for Lagos EndSars protesters where shot and denied justice till death.
Na for Lagos Hausa bikers killed one Akwa Ibom guy some years back that led governor to seize their bikes...
The greatest yahoo boy in Africa, Hushppupi is a Lagosian.
The greatest kidnapper is Evans from Lagos ...
Slum no dey finish for Lagos...Makoko ( the largest slum in Nigeria) Ajegunle, Alabarago etc
80% of Lagos population dey trenches
Na Lagos hungry pass for this Nigeria, beggars are all over per 2 electric poles

Name one slum in Delta state, Oga rest abeg, I can give u the address of my uncle's house in Lagos, he don beg me tire to come Lagos, I no gree. His daughters have all ran away, one is in Abuja, one in PH the last one in UK

BareFacedLies:
Keep quiet!

Everyone knows that Aba is one of the dirtiest cities in Nigeria.

When you go to Aba you will be seeing heaps of refuse at almost every junction in the city, very dirty city and also the capital of fake drinks, fake drugs, knock-off jeans, knock-off shoes etc

Have they completed that table top flyover that has been an eyesore in the city for several years?

Abia is no 1 dirtiest state in Nigeria
Lagos is no 2 dirtiest state in Nigeria

So Lagos and Abia na the same thing, in terms of dirtyness and werey people .

The flyover in Aba have long been completed, they are building a massive airport and the city have been cleaned up. Aba is a small city of 3 local governments so it have been cleaned up. Always be updated...

BareFacedLies:
So you want to compare Enugu to Lagos

Number 1 Enugu does not have water, before you see half a bucket of water to take your bath you go suffer unlike Lagos where you can even have your bath with 10 buckets of water if you like

Number 2 Enugu is very dusty, don't even bother polishing your black shoes in that town because they will change colour to brown before you get to where you are going.

If you own a car don't ever take it to Enugu because the dust in that city will make the colour fade

Number 3 Because Enugu is so small everybody knows each other so the rate of gossip in that city is very high

Number 4 If you are looking for an apartment in Enugu just forget about running water, they will build 4 or 5 storey houses and they won't bother to install pumping machines. It is the tenants that will buy plastic tanks from where they will be coming to fetch water downstairs from the fifth floor of the building.

If the compound has 18 flats just be sure that you will find at least 18 different GeePee tanks lined up in the compound

ok

BareFacedLies:
Keep quiet!

Everyone knows that Aba is one of the dirtiest cities in Nigeria.

When you go to Aba you will be seeing heaps of refuse at almost every junction in the city, very dirty city and also the capital of fake drinks, fake drugs, knock-off jeans, knock-off shoes etc

Have they completed that table top flyover that has been an eyesore in the city for several years?

Lol for your information I'm not from the South. I'm actually from Ekiti State.

AKWATGOLD1:
Really
Maybe you resides in Obigbo
There are so many AKWA ladies in Obi Akpor LG, Eleme LG and Phalga.

No I don't reside in Portharcourt. I only visited.

plsdisvirginme:
I saw more than 50 grown up yoruba men on the road.
Any car that pass, they will chase the car like if the car is looking for where to park so they will collect 1k parking fee..

I suspect Freedom way, at Canadian embassy

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People wey dey live for street for that Lekki pass the residents. Na for where sleep catch them den dey sleep .

Lagos Na the most stressful state have been to .. Wahala too much

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Faber:
An average Lagosian is a dirty, mannerless tout for the guys... Greedy, STDs infested, cheating slut for the ladies... everyone is a wolf or tiger

Anything outside Benin City, Asaba, Owerri and PH count me out ...
Nothing much is going on in Uyo and Calabar those are retirement cities. Benin City is too big that you can stay in Upper for 5yrs another person in the same Upper will not even know you're staying in Upper... Every area have unique entrance and exit... All road leads to ring road

It's because the only place you can afford when you come to Lagos is Ajegunle or Mushin or one of those villages in Badore or Ogombo on Lekki-Ajah axis

AfahaAbia:
Lol for your information I'm not from the South. I'm actually from Ekiti State.

The only thing happening in the whole of Ekiti State is Afe Babalola University.

Afe Babalola University is the single largest employer in the state that's why when Chief Afe Babalola talks everyone in the state including the governor stops and listens.

To get to Ekiti State from Lagos just budget at least 5 hours, you go sleep you go wake up yet still the journey never end, dem no get airport dem no get airstrip so you must do the journey by road!

Faber:
Abia is no 1 dirtiest state in Nigeria
Lagos is no 2 dirtiest state in Nigeria

So Lagos and Abia na the same thing, in terms of dirtyness and werey people .

The flyover in Aba have long been completed, they are building a massive airport and the city have been cleaned up. Aba is a small city of 3 local governments so it have been cleaned up. Always be updated...

I no dey talk about wetin I see for internet, I dey talk about wetin I use my own korokoro eye see

Faber:
You dey make noise ...
Delta is one of the finest state in Nigeria...
2 airports.... Asaba and Osubi Airports
Many confirm towns ... Asaba, Agbor, Ughelli, Abraka, Warri, Sapele, Oghara etc ..
Very rich in human and mineral resources
Delta produces enough staples food. Delta feeds some many states around them
A very clean state, Delta get refinery, Delta get sea port. If Federal government invests heavily in Delta and PortHarcourt and brings to life the ports and refineries in these two states...all.man go run comot from Lagos..


The quality of life in Delta high pass Lagos, the probability of untimely death of a youth is high in Lagos. Before you know it now Tanker go fall on Otedola bridge and burn people, why are people jumping into Lagos lagoon to commit suicide whereas there are more rivers in Delta than in Lagos, yet people are not jumping into the rivers in Delta out of frustration.

There's no evil known to man that is not going on in Lagos. 60% of Lagosians are unhappy
Kidnapping dey
Ritual killings
Domestic violence
Sodomy
Paedophile
Na for Lagos girl sleep with dog(beastiality)
Na for Lagos one Igbo guy killed his girlfriend come dey sleep with her dead body...
Na for Lagos una kill Mohbad bury him half dead...
Bobrisky na Lagos product
Na for Lagos EndSars protesters where shot and denied justice till death.
Na for Lagos Hausa bikers killed one Akwa Ibom guy some years back that led governor to seize their bikes...
The greatest yahoo boy in Africa, Hushppupi is a Lagosian.
The greatest kidnapper is Evans from Lagos ...
Slum no dey finish for Lagos...Makoko ( the largest slum in Nigeria) Ajegunle, Alabarago etc
80% of Lagos population dey trenches
Na Lagos hungry pass for this Nigeria, beggars are all over per 2 electric poles

Name one slum in Delta state, Oga rest abeg, I can give u the address of my uncle's house in Lagos, he don beg me tire to come Lagos, I no gree. His daughters have all ran away, one is in Abuja, one in PH the last one in UK

I get am before no be asset!

Osubi Airport is not owned by FAAN, it was largely being used and maintained by Shell Petroleum because it was their main hub for that region.

As una don use over billing and ojukokoro pursue Shell from Delta State that airport don die because nobody dey use am again!

You say make I give you the name of one slum? What about that one wey dey for Warri near that road wey Mimi Suites Hotel dey. Na for that place dem steal one Intercontinental Bank motor, till today dem no see the motor again.

You say tanker dey fall for Lagos, thank God sef say tanker and container drivers dey gree come Lagos.

Before you go see tanker or container driver wey go gree go Delta State you go suffer, dem dey fear to go that side because the agberos and indigenes go wan use billing kill them.

For Delta State before you drop container dem go bill you, before you carry container dem go bill you, before you dig borehole dem go bill you, if you wan do corporate social responsibility sef before you renovate school for dem or repair road dem go still bill you

BareFacedLies:
I get am before no be asset!

Osubi Airport is not owned by FAAN, it was largely being used and maintained by Shell Petroleum because it was their main hub for that region.

As una don use over billing and ojukokoro pursue Shell from Delta State that airport don die because nobody dey use am again!

You say make I give you the name of one slum? What about that one wey dey for Warri near that road wey Mimi Suites Hotel dey. Na for that place dem steal one Intercontinental Bank motor, till today dem no see the motor again.

You say tanker dey fall for Lagos, thank God sef say tanker and container drivers dey gree come Lagos.

Before you go see tanker or container driver wey go gree go Delta State you go suffer, dem dey fear to go that side because the agberos and indigenes go wan use billing kill them.

For Delta State before you drop container dem go bill you, before you carry container dem go bill you, before you dig borehole dem go bill you, if you wan do corporate social responsibility sef before you renovate school for dem or repair road dem go still bill you

Una don use Alaye lifestyle and Owo mida pursue many companies comot from Lagos
According to an economist and former Director of Research and Advocacy at the Lagos Chamber of Commerce and Industry in Nigeria, Vincent Nwani, over 10 companies shut down operations in 2020 alone and more than 20 companies exited the country.

Below is a year-by-year breakdown of
companies that exited Lagos since 2020

2020:
In 2020, more than ten companies exited the Nigerian market, as the impact of economic instability and other operational challenges became evident.

2021:
The departure of companies escalated in 2021, with over 20 firms shutting down operations in Lagos, Nigeria. Among those who left were:
– Tower Aluminium Nigeria PLC
– Framan Industries Ltd
– Stone Industries Ltd
– Mufex Nigeria Company Ltd
– Surest Foam Ltd

2022:
– Universal Rubber Company Ltd
– Mother’s Pride Ventures Ltd
– Errand Products Nigeria Ltd
– Gorgeous Metal Makers Ltd

2023:
Notable departures included:
– Unilever Nigeria PLC
- Pz Nigeria PLC...

You say Agberos dey Delta, what are you going to call Owomida boys, MC Oluomo boys you dey funny a swear...

Name one slum in Delta state, you say there's one in Warri bla bla bla... You have not been to Delta. You dey inside Makoko dey type on Nairaland

BareFacedLies:
I no dey talk about wetin I see for internet, I dey talk about wetin I use my own korokoro eye see

If I write wetin I see with my korokoro eyes in Lagos, no book in the world will contain it

BareFacedLies:
It's because the only place you can afford when you come to Lagos is Ajegunle or Mushin or one of those villages in Badore or Ogombo on Lekki-Ajah axis

Am done, thank God you confirmed that villages plenty for Lagos

@Barefacedlies Why are you diverting the content of discussion. You mentioned that Portharcourt has only one major highway called Aba Road. Have you visited the so called Aba Road where you observed 3 minutes traffic has been equipped with flyover all those major junction from Artillery - Waterlines.
What about East - West Road, Not major highway?
You mentioned if heavy rains fall in Portharcourt, you will sleep in traffic, what about Lagos if heavy rain falls from Lekki to Ikoyi, what did have there no flooding everywhere. Please note that every places has there own peculiarities. Stay on the content.

BareFacedLies:
You people should lie softly.

Port Harcourt has only one major highway called Aba Road and you must pass it before you can go anywhere in the city, every 3 minutes that is a junction on the road which causes traffic.

If it rains heavily and you come out just know that you will sleep in traffic on Aba Road!

KingAzubuike:
Thank God you went back to uyo. Lagos does not need people who go about sodomizing underage girls.

While I didn't remember writing that my neighbor shit (I've changed my password to this effect), there was no part of that statement that included the ages of the neighbour's daughters not that of their friends.
With your low comprehension skill, You've also shown that education in your rubbish Lagos is shit. I am not also discounting the fact that you may be one of those gutter pooping dirty Lagos Agberos

Hmmm