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frndfghtr:
Na my children always ask me to buy aeroplane, snake, big elephant, even baby for them, shebi shebi

Though not a partner thing, but once had this very small girl always troubling me to buy her a doll... As in, everywhere she sees me, even told her mother I was going to buy a singing doll for her... Had to give the money to her school teacher to buy the kind of doll she likes for her... Should have seen her taking it everywhere she goes... Lol

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

What is simping to you?

Dey there dey ask me GCE and Jamb questions

Pampers .. a female should be buying that not me ...

Yampotatocarrot:
Though not a partner thing, but once had this very small girl always troubling me to buy her a doll... As in, everywhere she sees me, even told her mother I was going to buy a singing doll for her... Had to give the money to her school teacher to buy the kind of doll she likes for her... Should have seen her taking it everywhere she goes... Lol

Chai!
You will never understand the feeling of having your dream doll. 😀

You did well for making her dream come true.
She will never forget it, trust me.

Although, you should've bought it and presented it to her yourself.

Lalami3232:

Threads like this are full of bloody and blatant lies. But pls , don't indict or counter the lies, let it flow while you enjoy yourself.

You sabi how e dey go.

Meself dey think of the LAMBA wey I wan release for here.

Gagare1:
I once sent my wife to collect condoms. Now this may not be a big deal down South, but in a predominantly Muslim area of Kano state, that was hardcore stuff. I already transferred the money to the pharmacist and told him to wrap it up in such a way that she won't know what she was collecting. He did, thinking that my wife is unaware of what she was collecting. Unknown to the pharmacist, my wife and I were on the same page. She pretended not to know what she was collecting, while he thought the item bought was a secret between me and him only.

So me and the pharmacist laughed at my wife on the phone, then my wife and I laughed at the pharmacist at home after.... you know.... Gbas gbos!

golden..nice one ..

CalabarPikin:
Just yesterday, a girl we have something to do called to check
I told her I was in Enugu.....of all things to ask for, babe say I should buy her meat....🙄🙄

I say I no understand, babe still repeat I should buy meat for her.... like all the way from Enugu to Makurdi, na meat she want. It's like them carry meat swear for Tiv people.

She nl even ask for Enugu okpa.

Fling her away for that

Myrepublic:
What is simping to you?

Dey there dey ask me GCE and Jamb questions

Okay Sir.

Don't be annoyed-DED.

Mariangeles:
Chai!
You will never understand the feeling of having your dream doll. 😀

You did well for making her dream come true.
She will never forget it, trust me.

Although, you should've bought it and presented it to her yourself.

Didn't want to buy a different type, because she was specific about the type she wanted, describing it and all... Knew it was from me, because I told her I've given the money for the doll to her teacher to get it for me... The hug next time we met was heartwarming, showing me how she's plaiting her doll's hair and explaining what her doll was saying to me..

Little girl was just around 4 or so... KG2... It was weird to me

fman:
That lut deserves panama drills.
Doest she know that u r a King

Na my SM, no be LT.
Come use your mouth tell her say I be King 😂

Needles and threads. Ha!

My naugbours daughter told me to help her get a vibrator
And i got her the lipstick design

CalabarPikin:
Just yesterday, a girl we have something to do called to check
I told her I was in Enugu.....of all things to ask for, babe say I should buy her meat....🙄🙄

I say I no understand, babe still repeat I should buy meat for her.... like all the way from Enugu to Makurdi, na meat she want. It's like them carry meat swear for Tiv people.

nothing dey there nah
Nah normal thing
My ex gf asked me to buy her agbalumo when I was returning to Lagos from Owerri the weirdest thing she has ever asked of me

Samantha125:
For me it has to be back in high school when I was in grade 11, this other guy who was doing his senior year heard me talking about how my parents had sent me on an errand to go and buy something from the nearest pharmacy after school... We were familiar with each other even though we weren't close.

He then came to me and asked if he could give me some money to buy him some pills from the pharmacy, I didn't see anything wrong with it... He wrote down the name of the pills just to be sure I wouldn't forget it... The name of the pills was "Rocky".

I got to the pharmacy and asked for Rocky pills and the cashier gave me this weird look and started interrogating me, she called the pharmacist and they requested for my ID card, but I didn't have an ID card at that time and I was still under 18, I had to lie with a straight face about my age and about how I forgot it at home, but I told them the pills weren't mine... They had to explain to me what they were used for and after some time, they eventually sold them to me.

This guy basically sent me to buy him some dick enlargement pills and I was a 16 years old minor while he was an 18 years old adult... I was so pissed, I didn't even say a word to him, I just gave him his pills the following day and left.

south African men and obsession for xexxxx are two inseparable entities

An airport.

She loves flying

Gagare1:
I once sent my wife to collect condoms. Now this may not be a big deal down South, but in a predominantly Muslim area of Kano state, that was hardcore stuff. I already transferred the money to the pharmacist and told him to wrap it up in such a way that she won't know what she was collecting. He did, thinking that my wife is unaware of what she was collecting. Unknown to the pharmacist, my wife and I were on the same page. She pretended not to know what she was collecting, while he thought the item bought was a secret between me and him only.

So me and the pharmacist laughed at my wife on the phone, then my wife and I laughed at the pharmacist at home after.... you know.... Gbas gbos!

As a married couple what are you doing with condoms ... cool story

Menstrual pad.

Unfortunately I didn't get to fvck the street hoe. Such a simp I was back then

Back then I went to the mall to get my regular pack of canned legend stout only for babe to call me while I was talking to on of the sexy attendants and was yelling about sanitary pad. I just weak. Not that it's bad or weird but the timing and to make matters worse I didn't know they had sizes and different qualities even from same "Always" brand. I had to be on the phone and be asking the babe which is which.

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

i dont know how to run errands

Just reach airport road side Sabongari, buy 1 carton take chill for hours lol.

Gagare1:
I once sent my wife to collect condoms. Now this may not be a big deal down South, but in a predominantly Muslim area of Kano state, that was hardcore stuff. I already transferred the money to the pharmacist and told him to wrap it up in such a way that she won't know what she was collecting. He did, thinking that my wife is unaware of what she was collecting. Unknown to the pharmacist, my wife and I were on the same page. She pretended not to know what she was collecting, while he thought the item bought was a secret between me and him only.

So me and the pharmacist laughed at my wife on the phone, then my wife and I laughed at the pharmacist at home after.... you know.... Gbas gbos!

To wrap moi moi and use some to blow bolo bolo

chidiokay:
As a married couple what are you doing with condoms ... cool story

franvincoop:
To wrap moi moi and use some to blow bolo bolo

you wont need intelligence to say the truth, stop embrassing yourself

You say?

chidiokay:
you wont need intelligence to say the truth, stop embrassing yourself

WriterX:
Ever had that moment when you're casually heading to the store, and then your partner or friend hits you with that request? The one that makes you pause, raise an eyebrow, or question their entire existence for a second? Whether it was oddly specific, totally unexpected, or just downright bizarre, we've all had that 'Wait... seriously?' moment. So, what's the weirdest thing someone’s ever asked you to grab from the shop? Let’s hear those stories!


Mine was some years ago, a guy from the neighborhood, who asked me to get 8 test strips!! that was a weird one.

Always

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

Anything regarding male and female, these boys call it simping here. But on a serious note, I only bought for my wife once and shame catch me to ask for the shop no be small.

Marc3500:
nothing dey there nah
Nah normal thing
My ex gf asked me to buy her agbalumo when I was returning to Lagos from Owerri the weirdest thing she has ever asked of me

Obviously were in that session na.
Mango 🥭 Dey come soon 😂😅

DigitB:
Menstrual pad.

Unfortunately I didn't get to fvck the street hoe. Such a simp I was back then

You should thank ya Star. You escaped something. No be every hole man dey drill.

Girlfriend asked I do child birth control for her, the one they insert at the arm. That she loves it raw. Girlfriend oo, not wife oo...

After a serious drilling overnight, she left the next day, I codedly ended the relationship.

Went for test 2 months after to re-confirm my status. Na so I stylishly use busy busy and am exhausted kill the relationship.

OldNORSE:
Na my SM, no be LT.
Come use your mouth tell her say I be King 😂

He who caps for another
Pays his dues

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

To a lady, it is love and care.

To a guy, it is Simping pro max.

I care less if you agree. It is what it is.

Samantha125:
For me it has to be back in high school when I was in grade 11, this other guy who was doing his senior year heard me talking about how my parents had sent me on an errand to go and buy something from the nearest pharmacy after school... We were familiar with each other even though we weren't close.

He then came to me and asked if he could give me some money to buy him some pills from the pharmacy, I didn't see anything wrong with it... He wrote down the name of the pills just to be sure I wouldn't forget it... The name of the pills was "Rocky".

I got to the pharmacy and asked for Rocky pills and the cashier gave me this weird look and started interrogating me, she called the pharmacist and they requested for my ID card, but I didn't have an ID card at that time and I was still under 18, I had to lie with a straight face about my age and about how I forgot it at home, but I told them the pills weren't mine... They had to explain to me what they were used for and after some time, they eventually sold them to me.

This guy basically sent me to buy him some dick enlargement pills and I was a 16 years old minor while he was an 18 years old adult... I was so pissed, I didn't even say a word to him, I just gave him his pills the following day and left.

Samantha my brother got married to Littest, a popular South African socialite, i just hope she doesn't break his heart or does something nasty.

I pity their women. There's nothing wrong with a man taking care of his woman.

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?