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killuminati:
Ponmo wey get hair

Wow why the one with hair

Giovannialonso:
Ground nut after dinner

Something my wife will do if i am going out after dinner .

Samantha125:
For me it has to be back in high school when I was in grade 11, this other guy who was doing his senior year heard me talking about how my parents had sent me on an errand to go and buy something from the nearest pharmacy after school... We were familiar with each other even though we weren't close.

He then came to me and asked if he could give me some money to buy him some pills from the pharmacy, I didn't see anything wrong with it... He wrote down the name of the pills just to be sure I wouldn't forget it... The name of the pills was "Rocky".

I got to the pharmacy and asked for Rocky pills and the cashier gave me this weird look and started interrogating me, she called the pharmacist and they requested for my ID card, but I didn't have an ID card at that time and I was still under 18, I had to lie with a straight face about my age and about how I forgot it at home, but I told them the pills weren't mine... They had to explain to me what they were used for and after some time, they eventually sold them to me.

This guy basically sent me to buy him some dick enlargement pills and I was a 16 years old minor while he was an 18 years old adult... I was so pissed, I didn't even say a word to him, I just gave him his pills the following day and left.

lol 😂 seriously?

Myrepublic:
Had this experience too. And it was a ladies shop kind of. You need to see how they were all looking at me. I bet their boyfriend has never done such before..

I was in my simping phase then.. Sometimes it's good to experience that simping phase,it helps in sharpening guys into real men .

Do you actually believe buying a sanitary pad for your partner makes you a simp?

DeeScan:
Pampers .. a female should be buying that not me ...

What's the big deal buying pampers for your baby?



Though I don't like going to the market because I'm not good at negotiating with traders but I don't have problem buying stuffs with fixed price.....At times I assist my wife buy pampers on my way from work. Na my baby wan use am, I nor kill person.

fman:
He who caps for another
Pays his dues

Abaga beast your spirit!

If you and I have done some crazy stuffs in the past, and the Holy Spirit has now touched you, please if you are confessing, don’t put my name in your confession so that I will not send Israeli assassins after you. Na you Holy Spirit touch, he no touch me

folake4u:
To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

I know you all love simps, but you don’t want your brothers be one

I still haven't forgotten the name of those pills even today, they nearly got me into big trouble...

Trophy12:
lol 😂 seriously?

XOGBADO:
Do you actually believe buying a sanitary pad for your partner makes you a simp?

Someone asked same question yesterday.. Most of those over caring attitude towards ladies is simping, judging by my experiences. Alot of them takes it for granted and over time makes it looks like you were a fool for all you did for them. They appreciate more,men who doesn't really care,but shows the caring attitude once in a while. Same reason why they are loyal under the bad guys,and treat the good guys like trash..

If it's a wife already,there is no problem with buying it for her,but for a girlfriend never again..

Just like Nigerian tricycle drivers and their numerous girlfriends...

Sonnobax15:
south African men and obsession for xexxxx are two inseparable entities

Well nothing weird, but these times stood out for me.


1). My son between his JS3-SS3 a lot of ladies were seriously disturbing him, I knew it was a matter of time before he will succumb. I told him, it was time for us to shop for his size in condom (I don't know the heck I was doing - but I wanted to protect him as much I could). Now we laugh about it.


2). One midnight I saw one of my acquaintance around my estate, looking for where he could buy groundnut, he said he wouldn't be able to sleep that night if he did not eat groundnut, it was weird to me, but as a good guy and because my estate hardly sleep, I foolishly took him around shops looking for where he could buy groundnut, but no lucky.

Couple of days later he died of overdose in a hotel room, where he was having fun with 2 hookers. That day I found out groundnut is a code for drugs.


3). The day I stopped buying foodstuff when I travel out of state. I travelled out of state, on my way back, I bought bag of garri, keg of palm oil, oranges, plantain and everything that would make my then fiancée and her family happy. I forgot taxi, keke nor bike run in her estate and their house is far from the gate and I was not wearing belt that day. When the bus stopped me by their estate gate, it was a struggle to carry the bag of garri on my head, the bunch of plantain, oil and other bags in one arm and still pulling up my falling trousers from my waist with the other hand and my phone was dead, I couldn't call them for help. In my struggle I looked like a mad man, till a friend of mine saw me, pulled up and gave me a lift, since that day, I don't buy food stuff when I travel out of state. I send the money for them to buy whatever they want.

Samantha125:
Just like Nigerian tricycle drivers and their numerous girlfriends...

at least the Nigerian tricycles riders are more better than you xenophobic morons .

And we are very proud of our xenophobia, so deal with it...💃💃💃

Sonnobax15:
at least the Nigerian tricycles riders are more better than you xenophobic morons .

simpleseyi:
I know you all love simps, but you don’t want your brothers be one

If na by that one, let me just inform you now that my brother's helped me buy sanitary pad a gazillion times.

Father, brother, (ex) partner and male neighbour.

bepositive11:
I pity their women. There's nothing wrong with a man taking care of his woman.

I'm shocked oh.

They can buy condoms but not sanitary pad? Okay na.

essentialone:
To a lady, it is love and care.

To a guy, it is Simping pro max.

I care less if you agree. It is what it is.

I also care less about your submission.

zedman1:
Anything regarding male and female, these boys call it simping here. But on a serious note, I only bought for my wife once and shame catch me to ask for the shop no be small.

Nor be small simping oh.

Lol it's your wife na. Why should you be ashamed? It is quite normal. If and when you start having kids, you'd be purchasing for your daughter(s) too.

My father and brother purchased for us females a lot of times. They knew the preferred type for each girl child and could differentiate the heavy flow ones from light flow pads.

My wife was using the pill, then we decided to stop using it and try another method, hence the condom. We currently don't even use anything because we are trying to get a second child.

chidiokay:
As a married couple what are you doing with condoms ... cool story

Samantha125:
I still haven't forgotten the name of those pills even today, they nearly got me into big trouble...

hmm it is well , so how are u doing?

I'm doing great, you?

Trophy12:
hmm it is well , so how are u doing?

fait10:
Ask me to buy belt and rope for BDSM if you know u know

Did you eventually bought it please?

Samantha125:
I'm doing great, you?

same too , where are u chatting from

franvincoop:
Just reach airport road side Sabongari, buy 1 carton take chill for hours lol.

I dey tell you.

Gagare1:
My wife was using the pill, then we decided to stop using it and try another method, hence the condom. We currently don't even use anything because we are trying to get a second child.

thats tew much info i was just surprise most of the gurlz i know no even like CD, even ishilove no dey wan hear am.

if you've being doing snake in the monkey shadow style, change ur style God go do am

Amen, desperately looking forward to an answer to your prayer.

Make ishilove cashu you go explain taya. I don't know much about ladies not liking CD, I only have experience with one.

But I am inclined to agree with legends - men of timber and all the hardwoods.

chidiokay:



thats tew much info i was just surprise most of the gurlz i know no even like CD, even ishilove no dey wan hear am.

if you've being doing snake in the monkey shadow style, change ur style God go do am

Nigeria...😶😶😶... you?

Trophy12:
same too , where are u chatting from

bummyla:
Well nothing weird, but these times stood out for me.


1). My son between his JS3-SS3 a lot of ladies were seriously disturbing him, I knew it was a matter of time before he will succumb. I told him, it was time for us to shop for his size in condom (I don't know the heck I was doing - but I wanted to protect him as much I could). Now we laugh about it.


2). One midnight I saw one of my acquaintance around my estate, looking for where he could buy groundnut, he said he wouldn't be able to sleep that night if he did not eat groundnut, it was weird to me, but as a good guy and because my estate hardly sleep, I foolishly took him around shops looking for where he could buy groundnut, but no lucky.

Couple of days later he died of overdose in a hotel room, where he was having fun with 2 hookers. That day I found out groundnut is a code for drugs.


3). The day I stopped buying foodstuff when I travel out of state. I travelled out of state, on my way back, I bought bag of garri, keg of palm oil, oranges, plantain and everything that would make my then fiancée and her family happy. I forgot taxi, keke nor bike run in her estate and their house is far from the gate and I was not wearing belt that day. When the bus stopped me by their estate gate, it was a struggle to carry the bag of garri on my head, the bunch of plantain, oil and other bags in one arm and still pulling up my falling trousers from my waist with the other hand and my phone was dead, I couldn't call them for help. In my struggle I looked like a mad man, till a friend of mine saw me, pulled up and gave me a lift, since that day, I don't buy food stuff when I travel out of state. I send the money for them to buy whatever they want.

You are one helluva funny guy...



I had to read that 3rd story like 4 times. Each time laughing my lungs out.

If your fiance or her mom had seen you with the bag of garri on your head, dragging the palm oil and plantain while struggling with your trouser. I am sure she would have "divorced" you before you even get the chance to marry her.

The picture of you with garri on your head with oversized trousers in my head is so funny!

CalabarPikin:
Just yesterday, a girl we have something to do called to check
I told her I was in Enugu.....of all things to ask for, babe say I should buy her meat....🙄🙄

I say I no understand, babe still repeat I should buy meat for her.... like all the way from Enugu to Makurdi, na meat she want. It's like them carry meat swear for Tiv people.

Maybe horse meat for obollo afor.

Samantha125:
Nigeria...😶😶😶... you?

same too, your comments got my attention. I love how u construct your words . U must be good in English language and very intelligent too. Nice meeting u by the way. I would love to no more about you if u don't mind.

Gagare1:
Amen, desperately looking forward to an answer to your prayer.

Make ishilove cashu you go explain taya. I don't know much about ladies not liking CD, I only have experience with one.

But I am inclined to agree with legends - men of timber and all the hardwoods.

sometimes when you put mind for something too much e go dey use you shakara , try relax your mind about it, worryless, naa when you no expect e go like come

ishilove is my iya mi l'eko .. she sha wont feed a bad child to the lions for breakfast

trust me they don't .. naa one elective course i take learn am for school

once again, God will do it for you, ni ola awon 4kg

I'm just joking, I'm a South African based in South Africa...

My English is good? Wow!!! I didn't know...

Trophy12:
same too, your comments got my attention. I love how u construct your words . U must be good in English language and very intelligent too. Nice meeting u by the way. I would love to no more about you if u don't mind.