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Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Amethyst101(m): 6:06pm On Mar 18, 2025
We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. As I press the ring, the thing shock me enter my bone... angry
I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... it shocked the both of us together angry angry
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Enemyofpeace: 6:23pm On Mar 18, 2025
OP you don't want to know. I swear you don't want to know.
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Oakenshield: 6:31pm On Mar 18, 2025
alphaconde:
I Used to shock my self but putting my hands in the socket.

The vibration from the shock was so fun.

Looking back I just know its God that guides children, no much parents can do.
I once did this,omo that ended i no near anything wire till date
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Ekaka14: 6:32pm On Mar 18, 2025
FreeSpirited:
1. Filled the pocket of my primary school uniform with garri.... then throw it bit by bit into my buccal cavity as I trek along to school
.
2. First day I went to a brothel to sleep with a prostitute, I cried bitterly after the sex, and begged God for forgiveness. The sex dint even last 20 secs, was so disappointed in myself for sinning.
.
. 3. While in primary school, my landlord househelp who was like 3/4years older than me wud take me to her room, lay naked and make me to lie on her... We will try unend with no success trying to get my small pintus to enter into her... We will just be rolling over each till we are tired.. We never discovered the entrance, like it was blocked.. She was still a Virgin, I was too... We were doing daddy and mummy curiosity rubbish.
..
Heeeiiii.....come oo...this one been really spoil ooo shocked grin
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Oakenshield: 6:33pm On Mar 18, 2025
Samueltemi337:
I remember pressing my aunt's ass
Was a really small boy then
Can't even remember my age
And she didn't even stop me
She is married now tho
All these years I have wondered why she didn't stop me
because she knows u were playing and not filled with demons 😁. Being a little boy 3 downwards u have privileges. U can even struggle breast with papa him go vex but do nothing
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Mariangeles(f): 6:39pm On Mar 18, 2025
Amethyst101:
We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. As I press the ring, the thing shock me enter my bone... angry
I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... it shocked the both of us together angry angry
Ntooooooooooooor! 🤣🤣

Wicked pikin.
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by DarkLover:
Ahh this thread. Growing up was fun & crazy, I did all sort of things.

1.While in secondary, there were rumours of humming spirit and ghost in the entire school, I was the one behind it, till today nobody knew that it was one of the pupils terrorising them. I hardly sleeps at night so I used most of my night terrorising those kids in my own crafted outfits I kept somewhere in the bush.

2. While still in the boarding school, I remembered sneaking out with few of my accomplices on one Friday to fortify ourselves against our different offences(sneaking to girls hostel, cooking in the dormitories, using banned items, vandalism, and stealing) so that they could be forgotten, and us, pardoned, but after all, we still chop serious beatings, heavy punishments & suspensions.

3. This indeed pained me, and I regretted it the most, I confessed eventually.

I got a fully funded government scholarship, it covered virtually everything while still in the secondary school. I was still billing my parents heavily to fund my wayward lifestyles in the school. Though, I've returned it all in multiple folds & asked for their forgiveness. I still hated myself for having mind to do such at that age.

So many regrettably naughty things to write, maybe one day they'll make it into a book. God really loved me.
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by ellizy(m): 6:45pm On Mar 18, 2025
youngrhosy:
Hun.. Agba wabura bi ewe ko ba se o ri...
Igba ta wa lewe, lewe dun mo
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Oakenshield: 6:48pm On Mar 18, 2025
Edimakan:
I actually did alot, from using our veranda as a stadium for cantaball tournament

Doing hide and seek under moonlight and I and this particular girl will hide for minutes doing naughty things

Still remember the 1st day my friends took me to a club in my ss1, came back our gate was locked had to jump fence into the compound and slept outside....next morning I received beating

Final one.... I was good with fixing electronics so I used to use our dvd to watch porn when my mum was out so whenever nepa takes light I'll just loosen the dvd and remove the cd. On this faithful day my mum returned immediately nepa took light and brought it few minutes later .......the beating i received that day can never be forgotten
to remove spirit of porn but funny enough u be porn star now
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by 2RightHands1Coc(m): 6:57pm On Mar 18, 2025
Playing daddy and mommy with mama chima daughters
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by StillDtruth: 7:07pm On Mar 18, 2025
alphaconde:
I Used to shock my self but putting my hands in the socket.

The vibration from the shock was so fun.

Looking back I just know its God that guides children, no much parents can do.
Me too.

What about the shocks that used to come from electric cookers and ovens and freezer? You know sometimes the shock is tiny and tingling. Very sweet part.

Or the one the floor shocks you when passing them. Loved it.
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Olam09(m): 8:46pm On Mar 18, 2025
AngelicDamsel:
I was very quiet while growing up, so everyone assumed I was innocent in many situations.

I remember one incident when my parents gave birth to our last boy in 2006, I was fond of eating all the baby foods, but my parents suspected all my brothers except me.



It got to a point that I started reserving Nan and other baby food in nylons and keep in my school bag.




My mom did not see it as a big deal, but my dad was always complaining about how fast the food finishes.




Although, I rarely do wrong, but when I did I got away because of my quiet nature and innocent face.

Looking back I feel so sorry, my dad was going through some hard times, but I was there filling myself with baby food, worst is I even battered our baby food in nylons with my class mates for baba dudu. cry cry cry




I am not angry that I over ate the baby foods, but I traded a nylon of baby foods with 1 naira baba dudu. I did not know value of things then, imagine trading peak milk for 1 "eat and clap" biscuit or Kahn drops sweets
. cry cry cry



May God bless all fathers who go through hell to provide for their family yet their children do not see the sweat. Then, I thought my dad was super rich and money was easy until I became an adult.




Because I thought it was easy for you, I was reckless with your money. cry cry cry


I was the only girl of 5 children
I even sold full scalf sheets from my higher education note book during my secondary school exams to myself, and collected money from him for each leave, sometimes I think he knew what I was doing but chose to play ignorant to make me have my way with him.




Love you dad. cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Olam09(m): 8:46pm On Mar 18, 2025
AngelicDamsel:
I was very quiet while growing up, so everyone assumed I was innocent in many situations.

I remember one incident when my parents gave birth to our last boy in 2006, I was fond of eating all the baby foods, but my parents suspected all my brothers except me.



It got to a point that I started reserving Nan and other baby food in nylons and keep in my school bag.




My mom did not see it as a big deal, but my dad was always complaining about how fast the food finishes.




Although, I rarely do wrong, but when I did I got away because of my quiet nature and innocent face.

Looking back I feel so sorry, my dad was going through some hard times, but I was there filling myself with baby food, worst is I even battered our baby food in nylons with my class mates for baba dudu. cry cry cry




I am not angry that I over ate the baby foods, but I traded a nylon of baby foods with 1 naira baba dudu. I did not know value of things then, imagine trading peak milk for 1 "eat and clap" biscuit or Kahn drops sweets
. cry cry cry



May God bless all fathers who go through hell to provide for their family yet their children do not see the sweat. Then, I thought my dad was super rich and money was easy until I became an adult.




Because I thought it was easy for you, I was reckless with your money. cry cry cry


I was the only girl of 5 children
I even sold full scalf sheets from my higher education note book during my secondary school exams to myself, and collected money from him for each leave, sometimes I think he knew what I was doing but chose to play ignorant to make me have my way with him.




Love you dad. cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Olam09(m): 8:52pm On Mar 18, 2025
When it was rainy i plastered a man's car with mud.. me and my younger brother.. it was around night time we hid in the darkness and heard the man weeping. I still feel sorry till date.
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by makavellidon(m): 8:59pm On Mar 18, 2025
Amethyst101:
We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. As I press the ring, the thing shock me enter my bone... angry
I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... it shocked the both of us together angry angry
good for you people.....laff want kill me here
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Edimakan(m): 9:01pm On Mar 18, 2025
Oakenshield:
to remove spirit of porn but funny enough u be porn star now
Nolonger do that shit boss
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Eaglesence: 11:35pm On Mar 18, 2025
AngelicDamsel:
I was very quiet while growing up, so everyone assumed I was innocent in many situations.

I remember one incident when my parents gave birth to our last boy in 2006, I was fond of eating all the baby foods, but my parents suspected all my brothers except me.



It got to a point that I started reserving Nan and other baby food in nylons and keep in my school bag.




My mom did not see it as a big deal, but my dad was always complaining about how fast the food finishes.




Although, I rarely do wrong, but when I did I got away because of my quiet nature and innocent face.

Looking back I feel so sorry, my dad was going through some hard times, but I was there filling myself with baby food, worst is I even battered our baby food in nylons with my class mates for baba dudu. cry cry cry




I am not angry that I over ate the baby foods, but I traded a nylon of baby foods with 1 naira baba dudu. I did not know value of things then, imagine trading peak milk for 1 "eat and clap" biscuit or Kahn drops sweets
. cry cry cry



May God bless all fathers who go through hell to provide for their family yet their children do not see the sweat. Then, I thought my dad was super rich and money was easy until I became an adult.




Because I thought it was easy for you, I was reckless with your money. cry cry cry


I was the only girl of 5 children
I even sold full scalf sheets from my higher education note book during my secondary school exams to myself, and collected money from him for each leave, sometimes I think he knew what I was doing but chose to play ignorant to make me have my way with him.




Love you dad. cry cry cry cry cry
You were only being a child love, forgive yourself. Everyone had a mischievous behavior as children. Me wey almost break another piking head as a child with a sling stone. I target the fourhead from far and swing my tiny heads without missing... na long story jare
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Mosco100(m): 2:28am On Mar 19, 2025
I was a sinner, but now I'm a saint.
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by authority2006(m): 6:04am On Mar 19, 2025
Smartjeezy01:
I stole my mom's meat from the pot while everybody was sleeping and the cover fell on the ground. The pot was inside a cupboard with a key, i took the key from her wallet and went straight to the kitchen to do the do. Before i could arrange the pot and locked the cupboard, all the eyes was on me. I received the highest beating and still went to my school to report to our headmaster. The news was all over the place for some months.
What a mistake? Parent shouldn't rush to report their kids' bad behaviour at their schools most especially if it is the first time offender. It causes more damage than good for the kids. You can only do that when it becomes repetitive which is not even necessary.
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by authority2006(m): 6:19am On Mar 19, 2025
Amethyst101:
We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. As I press the ring, the thing shock me enter my bone... angry
I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... it shocked the both of us together angry angry
And after that, you knew more about electricity grin grin
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by AgroBizSolution(f): 8:13am On Mar 19, 2025
endisnear:
Olden days game. Interesting
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Lovelydaisies: 10:00am On Mar 19, 2025
DarkLover:
Ahh this thread. Growing up was fun & crazy, I did all sort of things.

1.While in secondary, there were rumours of humming spirit and ghost in the entire school, I was the one behind it, till today nobody knew that it was one of the pupils terrorising them. I hardly sleeps at night so I used most of my night terrorising those kids in my own crafted outfits I kept somewhere in the bush.

2. While still in the boarding school, I remembered sneaking out with few of my accomplices on one Friday to fortify ourselves against our different offences(sneaking to girls hostel, cooking in the dormitories, using banned items, vandalism, and stealing) so that they could be forgotten, and us, pardoned, but after all, we still chop serious beatings, heavy punishments & suspensions.

3. This indeed pained me, and I regretted it the most, I confessed eventually.

I got a fully funded government scholarship, it covered virtually everything while still in the secondary school. I was still billing my parents heavily to fund my wayward lifestyles in the school. Though, I've returned it all in multiple folds & asked for their forgiveness. I still hated myself for having mind to do such at that age.

So many regrettably naughty things to write, maybe one day they'll make it into a book. God really loved me.
The most important thing is to rise when we fall. God loves you and has made you see the wrong you did. smiley Keep doing right, bro.
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Nobody: 2:01am On Mar 20, 2025
This is a very funny thread... can't stop laughing here grin
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Nobody: 2:26am On Mar 20, 2025
Seunomobo:
What you did weren't naughty things, you are simply put "a sadist", you derive Joy in other people's pain, and yes it's not your fault, it's just a disorder.....See a therapist
Seriously that guy no well. I just wonder what things he's been doing lately to people for sick fun
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Pootle: 6:24pm On Mar 20, 2025
smoked dry pawpaw leaf mixed with weed at the back of school this should be around primary4
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Leykars: 9:18am On Mar 21, 2025
Onyiiobi7735:
grin grin One outstanding naughty thing I did is dressing up at night in my elder sister's discarded gown,put on discarded wigs,attach rounded leaves of a certain ornamental plant very popular as hedge plant then in the 90s.
I would attach the leaves with saliva to my fingernails, making it look like I have very long witch like nails.
Then I would go around the neighborhood and terrorise younger children and even my age mates then.
That time,Madam Koi Koi saga was very much alive in Enugu and the movie Witches with the soundtrack " Ekukuyeku,Kuyeku,yeku ".
The terrorism was much more effective at night especially when power outage is on.
Pls do you by chance recall the name of the movie with that sound track?
Re: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by Onyiiobi7735(m): 3:05pm On Mar 21, 2025
Leykars:
Pls do you by chance recall the name of the movie with that sound track?
The movie is titled "Witches".
It's very much available on YouTube.
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