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The government in Switzerland have authorized the use a equipment to quietly and quickly end your life on purpose....if you seem fulfilled..

That looks like a time traveling capsule. I wanna get in it.

MONEY247:
The government in Switzerland have authorized the use a equipment to quietly and quickly end your life on purpose....if you seem fulfilled..

Mercisharelove...this is great news for ya....and we gono buy u first cñass ticket to swanzaland!!

Really!Are they encouraging people to take their lives ?

Exceed15:
Really!Are they encouraging people to take their lives ?

Just imagine that you are in a TRAIN and your train has to make an emergency stop because someone wanted to kill himself and chose to jump in front of the train. Your mind will be messed up and the government will spend money on repairs. What about those that jump into express road and cause the death of others?
You are a hotel owner and you are minding your business jeje then someone lodging in your VIP decides the best thing to drink in your hotel room is a nice bottle of SNIPER. His vomits and shits all over your bed and walls and destroys the TV and furniture as he/she struggles with death. Next thing police matter.

If you know how much government spends cleaning up the mess left behind by suiciders then you will know that it is far better this way.
Those that want to die will die peacefully and they can be buried with dignity without stressing people that are still alive.

It will actually reduce commiting suicide since it's state legalized. U think it's the end of the world. Buh to the state, it's no big deal. The message is life goes on. Tell us your problem.

AllBlack:
Just imagine that you are in a TRAIN and your train has to make an emergency stop because someone wanted to kill himself and chose to jump in front of the train. Your mind will be messed up and the government will spend money on repairs. What about those that jump into express road and cause the death of others?
You are a hotel owner and you are minding your business jeje then someone lodging in your VIP decides the best thing to drink in your hotel room is a nice bottle of SNIPER. His vomits and shits all over your bed and walls and destroys the TV and furniture as he/she struggles with death. Next thing police matter.

If you know how much government spends cleaning up the mess left behind by suiciders then you will know that it is far better this way.
Those that want to die will die peacefully and they can be buried with dignity without stressing people that are still alive.

Shut the fvck up.....do you give them money to buy it and kill themselves?

Well,it should not be imported by warehouse billonaires oh. Becos I know Nigerians dey rush anything UK used.

An Igbo will soon start importing it to Nigeria to make money

Life is difficult but it's good to forge on so that one's experience could be used to guide the younger ones

FreeSpirited:
An Igbo will soon start importing it to Nigeria to make money

And Yorubas will be buying and using them instead of jumping into the lagoons .

DOUBLEBARREL:
It will actually reduce commiting suicide since it's state legalized. U think it's the end of the world. Buh to the state, it's no big deal. The message is life goes on. Tell us your problem.

I feel the same way too. When depressed people find out that dying is easy and within reach, they will keep deferring it and will choose to make a final attempt at getting better before opting for suicide. Generally speaking, it will have a counter-intuitive effect on the rate of suicide.

Igbo people studying the hunger and frustration in the country, and this new suicide machine for frustrated people..


Nna nekwa bizinessssss

UcheKingsley1:
Shut the fvck up.....do you give them money to buy it and kill themselves?

you want free suicide? you want someone to clean your mess for free? that is why someone like you can never ever run government. you will always be at the complaint side of life because your brain is just to atom size to grasp anything.

AllBlack:
you want free suicide? you want someone to clean your mess for free? that is why someone like you can never ever run government. you will always be at the complaint side of life because your brain is just to atom size to grasp anything.

Mugu, as if you can afford it


Largoons is free bruh

CJStarz:
And Yorubas will be buying and using them instead of jumping into the lagoons .

T-Billz would have used this quietly 😁

UcheKingsley1:
Mugu, as if you can afford it

if you were not a fool then you would have seen that THE AFFORDABILITY is the point the government would use to reduce suicide. When you actually know that you must pay to die, then you would use the money for something else.

FreeSpirited:
An Igbo will soon start importing it to Nigeria to make money

Suicide is not really an African thing therefore anyone hoping to cash out by importing this machine will fail woefully

Everyday365:
That looks like a time traveling capsule. I wanna get in it.

DON'T Dear, why the hurry it would certainly come one day.

This is highly needed in Nigeria, a lot of people are trapped in their body hoping for freedom

Move that down to Lagos and Ogun state.
Lagos should benefit from such dividend especially the mobile type. Such should be kept at the beginning and the rear end of the third mainland bridge

AllBlack:
Just imagine that you are in a TRAIN and your train has to make an emergency stop because someone wanted to kill himself and chose to jump in front of the train. Your mind will be messed up and the government will spend money on repairs. What about those that jump into express road and cause the death of others?
You are a hotel owner and you are minding your business jeje then someone lodging in your VIP decides the best thing to drink in your hotel room is a nice bottle of SNIPER. His vomits and shits all over your bed and walls and destroys the TV and furniture as he/she struggles with death. Next thing police matter.

If you know how much government spends cleaning up the mess left behind by suiciders then you will know that it is far better this way.
Those that want to die will die peacefully and they can be buried with dignity without stressing people that are still alive.

That's a good argument.

CJStarz:
And Yorubas will be buying and using them instead of jumping into the lagoons .

IGBO PEOPLE ARE THE MOST SUICIDAL tribe in Nigeria.

Your people may need that machine then most

AllBlack:
if you were not a fool then you would have seen that THE AFFORDABILITY is the point the government would use to reduce suicide. When you actually know that you must pay to die, then you would use the money for something else.

Can you afford it?
Simple question, you r writing epistle of bathlomew.

Chai....poor man and excuses


Belt is free (indoor)
Lagoon is free (outdoor)