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OboOlora:

Foolish generation, one said it's pr1ck cramps.
Their life nor pass seggz, betting and alcohol.

How you go understand when you no get preek...

Sperm production is more painful than this.

We have to endure excruciating pains for days just to produce quality sperm.


May God bless all men.

shortgun:
What?
You can't relate?

him no dey get erection

Women think that being a man is easy. If they had the opportunity to become men, they would beg God to change them back to women, just few minutes after they become men. They'll find out what it's like to be filled up to the brim with that dangerous hormone called testosterone.

DeeScan:
But she's your mum .. why would you feel embarrassed about your mum seeing you that way abi you dey get thiseckind thought ..


Me wey my mama don catch humping pillow still call me ashawo on top

Ordinary erected preeq naim dey make you embarrassed 🤭🤭🤭

A typically Gen Z post. The world don spoil finish. What was once sacred na public now..

Bittersweetnig:
only jobless people experience such.. and sometimes teenagers cos their parents provide everything

lol if you don’t experience early morning erections … pls respectfully go and see a doctor

This thing don make me lose a pretty crush because she saw the big gbola when she came to treat me. Na so aunty nurse say she no fit come greet me for my house, and she said that if my gbola can stand tall during malaria fever how much more when I am strong

Na wa

That's the sign of a tool that is working

The body is "warming" the "engine"

Any man not having this at least 2 to 3 times a week must go and see a doctor

Mtcheeeew

Ikaeniyan0:
I don't remember the last time my preek was erect in the morning

Why should it rise?

Defending the most wicked and draconian regime in this country's history is reason enough for your preek to never rise again

saviourGeorge:
Someone said Preeq Cramps

Hehehehe, you have started again ooo Haha 😆

Omo this one no be pain jare.

You don je gbese and you go sleep, and the next thing wey come your mind early in the morning wey you wake up na the thought of how to solve the gbese?

Floky215:
How you go understand when you no get preek...

Don't mind her. She is either getting a guy banging her every morning or she is using a garget in her beedroom.

shortgun:
One of the most embarrassing moments for me was one fateful morning when my mum walked into my room and saw that.
I didn’t know how long she had been watching but I tried to hide it shamefully when I woke up.

As if she didn't have a husband. She surely understood.

Not when I have got bills to pay.

shortgun:
One of the most embarrassing moments for me was one fateful morning when my mum walked into my room and saw that.
I didn’t know how long she had been watching but I tried to hide it shamefully when I woke up.

shamefully u say, she is proud of you same way she was proud of your dad's own. Looool

shortgun:
What?
You can't relate?

He's a Sheim

ukaface:
Mtcheeeew

You dey hiss ontop wetin dey make una dey happy

Na person wey chop belle full dick dey rise

una still dey get morning erection?

Bobloco:
Why should it rise?

Defending the most wicked and draconian regime in this country's history is reason enough for your preek to never rise again

Chidish rant

shortgun:
A Man shared a video of the pain every man go through every morning that girls can't relate.
The video which have now gone viral has alot of males sharing their experiences with the daily pain men have to suffer every morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StRQmVw0f6k?si=qpypGFA18NxxYSYQ

Oni ranu!

Which pain is he talking about self?

The pain boys go through. The men I know are too busy thinking up productive means to make money.

The SUN is not the only thing that rises in the MORNING.

If any lady knows the other thing, then, she's a real one.

EmperorIsaac:
Rubbish!

Probably you have dysfunction.

You not to see a doctor if that seems rubb?sh to you

meobizy:
The pain boys go through. The men I know are too busy thinking up productive means to make money.

Making money shouldn't stop men from being men.
It's biological

shortgun:
One of the most embarrassing moments for me was one fateful morning when my mum walked into my room and saw that.
I didn’t know how long she had been watching but I tried to hide it shamefully when I woke up.

Same thing happens to me and she was like, you need to get a wife.

fman:
ya mama na werey

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