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If everybody in my village gave me a dollar for every time I thought of her — I'd be a millionaire and still have enough millions to spend on helping poor people like Dangote. Unfortunately, the stinginess that lives in the heart of men breathe fire than a dragon.

Last night, I spent tens of minutes of my life thinking deeply about her and how better my life would have been, if only she said 'yes.' As I kept my eyes glued to the screen, the thought of her sent smooth and peaceful touches all over my body, my heart dancing like it would pop out of my chest, and my hands itching to grab her.

What is so unique about her? Why does she seem to be one of those treasures I look at, and believe she'd surely make life better for me? That feeling is something even Mama Safiyat has never been able to replicate; even with her large mammary glands dangling around my face.

I couldn't sleep, saying her name in my mind made my ear vibrate, I stood up and went to the bathroom. As the water touched my body, a sweet sensation flowed through my body, and I wished I could stay in that bathroom forever. I wish she could just appear at that moment so I can grab like a beast but gently like a lioness would do to its cub.

Just as I came of the bathroom — I saw her. I wondered if I had offended my ancestors, of all the evil in this world, why should it be her?

It was none other than poverty.

I was devastated,
heartbroken,
and completely immobilized.

Where is she that gives me hope?
Where is she that makes my rod stand like the rock of Gibraltar?
Where is she?
Where is money?

I could feel anger flowing like electricity through my veins, with the speed of lightning, I attacked poverty, lifting her up so high and let her fall back with her big butt hitting the ground first.

"Die bítch, dieeee!" I yelled as I choked her on the throat.

Suddenly, my door exploded, and masked men dressed in black came attacking with guns, "Let her go now!" One of them yelled at me.

Hahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha🤣🤣

If hardship does not drag out the creative writer in you, nothing else will.😀

APC go make you discover ur talent

SuperOnyi:
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Have you read this post, I think you'll find it inspiring

https://www.nairaland.com/5780636/lost-job-girlfriend-dumped-me

Emceecee:
Have you read this post, I think you'll find it inspiring

https://www.nairaland.com/5780636/lost-job-girlfriend-dumped-me

Thanks boss, I'll go through it. May I know why my write-up reminded you of the thread?

Simp spotted!

Nonsense post

Why you go hit big butt for ground like that

You've committed a punishable offence

Nicoddemus:
Why you go hit big butt for ground like that

You've committed a punishable offence

Those things tormenting you are back. Where is FalseProphet1 when you need him.

If you continue writing like this, using the right tools and targeting the right audience, One day, You will not only kill poverty, you will get the love of your live "money" and she will come with all her loads to your bosom. Not a one night stand!

Phabulous4:
If you continue writing like this, using the right tools and targeting the right audience, One day, You will not only kill poverty, you will get the love of your live "money" and she will come with all her loads to your bosom. Not a one night stand!

Please tell me more.

There’s this guy Shank on Twitter. He started by posting comic stories like this, and before we knew it, he had racked up a lot of followers. He then transitioned into skit making (though that’s when I lost interest), but he was able to carve a niche for himself. He’s on the twitter influencers now!

There are so many platforms you can use to amplify your writing skills if you have genuine interest and talent. With time, you too self go become a celebrity.

Phabulous4:
There’s this guy Shank on Twitter. He started by posting comic stories like this, and before we knew it, he had racked up a lot of followers. He then transitioned into skit making (though that’s when I lost interest), but he was able to carve a niche for himself. He’s on the twitter influencers now!

There are so many platforms you can use to amplify your writing skills if you have genuine interest and talent. With time, you too self go become a celebrity.

Thank you, I will keep writing.

SuperOnyi:
Thanks boss, I'll go through it. May I know why my write-up reminded you of the thread?

It didn't, the thread is inspiring. Sometimes when you're down, you see what others are going through, it gives you a boost to push on. I thought you might need something like that also

Emceecee:
It didn't, the thread is inspiring. Sometimes when you're down, you see what others are going through, it gives you a boost to push on. I thought you might need something like that also

Oh, I appreciate it.