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If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by busariabeyx24(op): 4:30pm On Jul 09, 2025
If your ex fainted on the street, how will you move her

Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by muyico(m): 4:53pm On Jul 09, 2025
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Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Samantha125(f): 5:48pm On Jul 09, 2025
He looks heavy... I don't think I'll be able to carry him.
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by spencekat(m): 6:54pm On Jul 09, 2025
The easiest way to carry a person in that situation is number 3.
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Nobody: 7:07pm On Jul 09, 2025
My number is not there. I like to mind my business at such a time because I'm sure she would in my shoes too.

Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by osazsky(m): 7:40pm On Jul 09, 2025
No 6 off course






Gggggggggggggggggfftffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffr
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by meobizy(m): 10:40pm On Jul 09, 2025
Avoid at all costs. He’s another person’s problem.


*Wink*
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Sonnobax15(m): 6:35am On Jul 10, 2025
lipsrsealed
Humanity first before anything...

So,let's say I'd go with 1 or 2.......
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by AllBlack:
I didn't see JUMP and PASS method on the list. All these other methods can't work.

I will simply allow LAWMA to do their job. 😁
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Double0h7(f): 9:16am On Jul 10, 2025
7. Pull down my pants and fart 💨 in his mouth! Isn’t that how resuscitation works 😏
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Samantha125(f): 9:22am On Jul 10, 2025
Haaa!!! Was the breakup that bad that you'd do him like that?🤣🤣🤣
Double0h7:
7. Pull down my pants and fart 💨 in his mouth! Isn’t that how resuscitation works 😏
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Double0h7(f): 9:27am On Jul 10, 2025
Samantha125:
Haaa!!! Was the breakup that bad that you'd do him like that?🤣🤣🤣
The breakup was heavenly! He is the devil 🤨(abcdefg)
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Samantha125(f): 9:42am On Jul 10, 2025
You guys are scaring some of us who've never had any experience with evil exes, I only have one ex and him and I parted ways peacefully, there no bad blood between us... But whenever I hear others narrating their stories with their exes, I just can't help but wonder if one day it'll be me feeling nothing but hatred for my husband... Because in as much as we wish to live happily ever after, you can't predict the future.

I keep wondering if one day it'll be me...🤦🤦🤦
Double0h7:
The breakup was heavenly! He is the devil 🤨(abcdefg)
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Double0h7(f): 10:55am On Jul 10, 2025
Samantha125:
You guys are scaring some of us who've never had any experience with evil exes, I only have one ex and him and I parted ways peacefully, there no bad blood between us... But whenever I hear others narrating their stories with their exes, I just can't help but wonder if one day it'll be me feeling nothing but hatred for my husband... Because in as much as we wish to live happily ever after, you can't predict the future.

I keep wondering if one day it'll be me...🤦🤦🤦
It won’t be your portion; God willing. Don’t think about that too much, just enjoy your husband. It’s unhealthy to rehearse calamity. Picture only the best for yourself.
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Treasure17(m): 4:47pm On Jul 10, 2025
Number 1 grin. Humanity first irrespective of our differences.
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Habbeyy(m): 4:48pm On Jul 10, 2025
Mtcheeew, what's the meaning of this? All these low budget content creators
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by IMPARTIAL: 4:48pm On Jul 10, 2025
Check out the first pic.

How can one faint and still cling to your shoulders stoutly?
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by brain54(m): 4:49pm On Jul 10, 2025
No 4 is a funny guy...

No 5 is a weird guy.

No 6 is one crazy dude.

Ex bashing thread spotted. No one will admit to be the evil ex!
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by HEAVEN4444: 4:50pm On Jul 10, 2025
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by thorpido(m): 4:50pm On Jul 10, 2025
Samantha125:
He looks heavy... I don't think I'll be able to carry him.
You can do no 6.Just drag him.

Make the owner complete the characters.
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Christane: 4:51pm On Jul 10, 2025
Dat 6 gat me laughing out loud .. people just dey look me for street
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Kalulu44: 4:51pm On Jul 10, 2025
Is there any need for all of the above in the picture. If you had it in mind to help her, just quickly call a cab or the next available bus, keke, korope and rush her to the hospital
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by livitexguy(m): 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2025
Number Three
Three
Three
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Three
Plus 3 Additional Characters
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Kobicove(m): 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2025
Whether your ex or not he/she is still a human being so you should give the best quality help you can render
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by ICANLecturer(m): 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2025
Humanity comes first before beef of being an ex.

Anyhow I can help, I will
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Risingblue008(m): 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2025
6 is not bad ooo
I no see anything bad with the 6th pics,
I think that will suit her,
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Kukutente23: 4:53pm On Jul 10, 2025
This is a thread for evening newspapers to ventilate their frustrations

You're all welcome

Please kindly take your seat, take a moment to breathe before you start to rant bitterly

Thank you
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by fergie001: 4:53pm On Jul 10, 2025
Well, Na that number six for good pass.

E get why! Hmm grin
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jul 10, 2025
It all depends.

If she currently supporting APC and believes in the competence of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR), it will be 2. Otherwise, it will be 6
Re: If Your Ex Fainted On The Street... by Rugal(f): 4:54pm On Jul 10, 2025
Bifor? NUMBER 6 😂😂😂



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