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I used to date Davido, Burna Boy is always in my DM, Wizkid likes me but he's not my spec.

AngelSlay:
1. She’s just my friend… friend wey you no fit introduce to madam?

2. We only hugged… hug wey last 15 minutes?

3. I was just dropping her off… why you off shirt before drop?

4. We were only talking business… business for hotel bed?

5. Nothing happened, I was just keeping her company… in the bathroom?

6. She’s like a sister to me… na so Cain see Abel too?

7. I didn’t call her, she called me… but you picked at 1am?

8. We just went out for one drink… and you return 7am smelling of “one drink”?

9. I was consoling her, she had a breakup… na lap be tissue?

10. We slept in the same bed but I faced the other side… abeg, na mattress be firewall?

Bad guy 😂😂😆
U don Tay for street ooo 😂

7. We only slept on the same bed, nothing happened… bed na church bench?

8. He’s just a friend, we understand each other… understanding dey carry you go hotel?

9. We were just watching a movie… with light off and blanket on top?

10. I was just checking on him because he was sick… you be nurse without license?

11. I didn’t want to be rude, that’s why I followed him… madam courtesy.

12. It was just one drink… and the drink carry you go his house?

13. We just talked about life… life na code name for what?

G0odharddick:
The list are endless

1 We just sat at the hotel lounge I didn't enter his room... Weytin carry you go hotel first?

2 we only went to his hotel room so he can pick up his wallet and we came down stairs to seat and talk, was there ghost in his room before?

3 I just gave him my number so he will stop following and disturbing you, what happened to fake numbers?

4 I have been to his house only two times , he is a gentleman, he never touched me we only kissed, akuku mama ngozi na ndi yard

5 we only cuddle and I told him I want to leave... Madam cuddler

6 No one has ever made me feel this way.. so what were they doing to you before? Meaning there was a varieties before me?

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All my friends are ashawo but I'm the only good one.

Exceed15:
I was raped

I hate hearing this word. No girl ever admitted that she willingly gave her virginity, afi rape saaaa.


Only one girl has ever told me willingly gave her self out and we are not dating.

Your Honour, with all due respect, this statement — ‘you know how ladies are’ — is not a defence, it’s an excuse rooted in stereotype. Consent is not a guessing game, and it is not based on outdated assumptions about how women ‘really’ feel.

When a woman says stop, the law requires that you stop. Period. No ‘but’, no ‘maybe she meant something else’. Consent must be clear, ongoing, and respected in real time — not reinterpreted later to suit the accused.

This is not about ‘how ladies are’. This is about the simple fact that when she withdrew consent, anything that happened after was against her will. And that, by law, is a crime. The defendant’s belief that he could ignore her words because of a stereotype is exactly why we have clear consent laws — to protect people from harm and from having their boundaries disregarded.

Trymeee:
This here is called rape.



I witnessed a court session where it was obvious the lady wanted the whole thing but dude admitted the lady said stop.... In his defence just like you, he said YOU KNOW HOW LADIES ARE. this statement landed in many years behind bars.

You're the best I have ever had

He's just a friend

I dislike that guy. He's so annoying 😤

I love you

I'm out with a friend ( this means it's a date with another guy)

I'm out with friends ( truly could be her friends but she left out the hard partying with a group of other guys part)

Because we broke up doesn't mean we're enemies. I'm still friends with my ex I don't see why you have any problems with that! Bro she's doing you both 😂

Modified: Another great lie is " I don't usually allow any man do it on the first date but there's something about you that made me just give it up. I don't usually do this. Lol women sha 😂

Kc3000:
All my friends are ashawo but I'm the only good one.

Na she be the ashawo all her friends are saint.

I get your point, but it’s not always “childish” when a woman gives a wrong number. Sometimes it’s simply a survival tactic. Women give fake numbers for many reasons — to avoid an uncomfortable scene, dodge persistent advances, or protect their safety when a man won’t take “no” politely.

It’s not necessarily about being “easy” or “hard to get,” it’s about avoiding unnecessary drama. In an ideal world, a lady could just say “I’m not interested” and walk away, but in reality, some men react with insults, aggression, or pressure when turned down. So, a fake number becomes a quick, harmless exit strategy.

The truth is, the real question isn’t whether she gave her number — it’s whether she wants you to use it.

malaria:
Poster your number 3 is baseless. Its only a kid that gives out a fake number to a guy . Sometimes one gives out number just to free herself. Its not a matter of giving out number, its a question of if the person is interested in the guy . Its better a woman refuses giving out her number than giving out a fake number It's childish . Except a lady is into hookup, any lady you get her line easily is not easily accessible.

G0odharddick:
The list are endless

1 We just sat at the hotel lounge I didn't enter his room... Weytin carry you go hotel first?

2 we only went to his hotel room so he can pick up his wallet and we came down stairs to seat and talk, was there ghost in his room before?

3 I just gave him my number so he will stop following and disturbing you, what happened to fake numbers?

4 I have been to his house only two times , he is a gentleman, he never touched me we only kissed, akuku mama ngozi na ndi yard

5 we only cuddle and I told him I want to leave... Madam cuddler

6 No one has ever made me feel this way.. so what were they doing to you before? Meaning there was a varieties before me?

Add yours

"I don't eat from inside pot"....
Meanwhile na bazooka Dem be.
😂 😂

Starpro87:
Hmmm finally, you've disvirgined me.
Mind you she has done it more than 20 times ooo.

AngelSlay:
I get your point, but it’s not always “childish” when a woman gives a wrong number. Sometimes it’s simply a survival tactic. Women give fake numbers for many reasons — to avoid an uncomfortable scene, dodge persistent advances, or protect their safety when a man won’t take “no” politely.

It’s not necessarily about being “easy” or “hard to get,” it’s about avoiding unnecessary drama. In an ideal world, a lady could just say “I’m not interested” and walk away, but in reality, some men react with insults, aggression, or pressure when turned down. So, a fake number becomes a quick, harmless exit strategy.

The truth is, the real question isn’t whether she gave her number — it’s whether she wants you to use it.

You get time dey explain things to that girl?

Bro, they know exactly what they're doing

Aydot99:
I love you

ok

adigun4mee:
Let’s wait till marriage before sex whereas some one Dey pound her

I pity any guy a girl will tell this to.

Numerous guys are pounding her, oga is busy waiting behaving like the simp he is

Tayorshd87:
I have one presently saying she can't do more than 1 round 😂

Some say it’s the economy. Others blame social media. But what if I told you there’s a covert male-led operation—not with secret handshakes, but with DM slides, Uber receipts, and weekend “work trips”?

1. The Soft Life Recruitment Drive
Nigerian men—especially the “hustle-hustle, spend-spend” type—have figured out that direct commitment is expensive, but temporary romance is profitable. They flood women’s timelines with snapshots of soft life: trips, fine dining, and “girls just having fun.” Over time, the visuals turn “casual hanging out” into the new gold standard for female attention.

2. The Currency of Attention
Men have mastered the art of giving intense, short-term affection—voice notes at midnight, 24-hour “good morning” consistency—then vanishing. This keeps women chasing the next high, the way a gambler keeps pulling the slot machine.

3. The ‘Experience Economy’ Trap
Instead of building families or long-term partnerships, some men present hookups as experiences: rooftop dates, club tables, impromptu trips to Abuja or Lagos. These “luxury samplers” make regular dating look boring by comparison.

4. Social Media Amplification
Female influencers subtly become recruiters without knowing it. Every time a “babe” posts champagne flutes or coded captions like “Outside 🌸✨”, other women watching start thinking: Maybe I’m missing out.

5. The Big Distraction
And here’s the kicker: the more women get swept up in the hookup lifestyle, the fewer are fully available for traditional relationships—keeping marriage-minded men in perpetual shortage mode and ironically making their own value rise. Supply-and-demand economics, baby.

It’s not an official cult. There’s no formal leader. Just a shared unspoken strategy:
keep the vibes high, the commitment low, and the ladies curious enough to keep coming back.

Tayorshd87:
Bad guy 😂😂😆
U don Tay for street ooo 😂

Na your brothers na! No be so una be.

RollinTNDA:
Her: I don't usually do this...

(Then proceeds to kneel down and give me one of the bombest sloppy toppy )

I really find it difficult to take the words of a Nigerian girl serious

Bro a girl was dying for me for weeks
I took her out and flexed her coincidentally that day was her birthday.
I took her to a motel give am 7k

Still she wan make I wrestle her thighs before she give me the goodies.
I wan remove her pant she they hold am back like tug of war. Only for me to beg again
When I finally enter come see riding

For my mind I say so alllll that shakara u do
Na still you want am pass me...SMH

Nigerian girls are one of the toughest sweetest girls you will ever enjoy. Because they are as hornny as u just that they are very good at disguizing it. But once the unleash the dragon.
Na you go dey beg them to stop

What you call advance country where women put you in jail with LIES

What you call advanced country where women kick out the husband from the house he bought and make him homeless after he toiled blood and sweat to provide for her.

Advance country= Advance Prison for men

Enjoy your prison let me enjoy my Nigeria 😋

This is how you catch a rape case. Don't try this in abroad. Even after the let you hit, some can still press charges for rape.

MMempire:
Meeting a guy for less than a week and boom, you hear my birthday is next week.

it's either you man up or you exit the stage for who's capable.

misreal:
I need space.

Someone has given her a good orgasm.

AngelSlay:
it's either you man up or you exit the stage for who's capable.

Broke women have no business entering a relationship. You should remain single until you're financially stable

😂 My sister, just say you’re doing “breast security operations” in the morning. That hand no be scratch, na tactical shield.

bigpicture001:
Raising your hand to scratch your face in the morning when u pass by a guy...

It's usually the particular arm that must block the sight of his unguarded dangling breast, as if to say.. her face is scratching her..

We know say na breast u dey cover

Goo0dHardDick:
Broke women have no business entering a relationship. You should remain single until you're financially stable

So broke men should be building mansions before dating too abi? Or is love now an exclusive club for the rich? Relationships are partnerships, not bank accounts.

I'm pregnant and it's your

Anyone wey believe any woman yarn, na hin know. Anything called truth nor dey the mouth of 99% of obinrin. Yes, including the woman you marry at home.

He is my cousin

You are the father of my child even when it’s being a while he made love to her oo. Hmm women!

AngelSlay:
So broke men should be building mansions before dating too abi? Or is love now an exclusive club for the rich? Relationships are partnerships, not bank accounts.

Love??
When u can't consider dating or falling in love without fine car, wig, phone, food and monthly salary?? Love indeed....

What does that jay zs quote even mean

G0odharddick:
Swears. That's exactly how those single mothers talk

I know all their scope because I dey pipe them those days Wella

I don't care

.

I dont know why am having $ex with you on our first date.

Am very hard tk get though.

What happen to you last relationship. Every gal will say i caught him cheating.

I didnt really have sex with my ex. And they date for more than 6month

I dont know why am having unprotected sex with you. No man can try that with me u musr use condom.

I don hear things.

I sell online. I always send my rider i dont usuallt go myself. But you knw all the G boys house