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What is the scariest thing you've experienced while fornicating? Check replies

I’m still a virgin.

I have no single idea of what they are talking about.

Someone said he took a girl home and went to buy condoms but funny enough, no one saw the girl enter with him. Not even the aboki that sells suya close to their gate, not the neighbours, not his friend who was by his doorstep


Guy man said he never went back to his room that night

Kingosytex:
Someone said he took a girl home and went to buy condoms but funny enough, no one saw the girl enter with him. Not even the aboki that sells suya close to their gate, not the neighbours, not his friend who was by his doorstep


Guy man said he never went back to his room that night

this one na real " na wa"...matters.

When I was single, I remember giving this hot lady doggy when suddenly I had muscle pull on my thigh... She ran out of the room naked to my guys in the sitting room that I was having spiritual attack
Mumu dem was just so fixated on the bouncing fresh boobs staring at them

My guidian Angel dey always guide me,I never see shege for that area once. My guidian Angel deserves one bottle of small shout and correct isiewu. That guy dey try, working rounding the clock for my sake.. God I thank you for life

BigYash:
My guidian Angel dey always guide me,I never see shege for that area once. My guidian Angel deserves one bottle of small shout and correct isiewu. That guy dey try, working rounding the clock for my sake.. God I thank you for life

Hmmm.. one day one day, monkey go ...

CharlotteFlair:
Hmmm.. one day one day, monkey go ...

My God no dey sleep. Na ya monkey go lorst for market one day. Oya put ur hand on your forehead and shout say amen

BigYash:
My guidian Angel dey always guide me,I never see shege for that area once. My guidian Angel deserves one bottle of small shout and correct isiewu. That guy dey try, working rounding the clock for my sake.. God I thank you for life

Until too much sin go pursue am
Better repent

Jennyclay:
I’m still a virgin.

I have no single idea of what they are talking about.

Nothing wey we no go see for nairaland. You wey be Onitsha Enugu expressway; how you take become a Virgin again 😂

PUNANI01:
Nothing wey we no go see for nairaland. You wey be Onitsha Enugu expressway; how you take become a Virgin again 😂

The meaning of onitsha-Enugu express way

My babe then visited me in Lagos all the way from her school in Anambra

After we made love one night like dat she kept shaking more like tremors from her legs up to her waists for up to 5-7 mins nonstop after I was done. I hadn’t experienced anything like that before.

And no it was different from an orgasm.

She herself hadn’t experienced such before. I didn’t panic but kept my cool and let her episode pass by before we slept off. I checked online and GPT said it could be a sign of built of tension release like a post orgasmic release especially since she was abused at some point in her life.

Crazy 💩

Was kna.cking this girl then, I started feeling serious itching for my body as if pepper was poured on me... na that day I know say spirit husband dey exist cos she admitted it as always happening to any man that comes close to her. Till today she's still single

After taking TM and blackbullet I also collapse only God save me that day, my ex now rush me outside (backyard though) both of us naked started pouring me cold water to relax ☺️.

Back then in Ajegunle, I was smashing one lady in the early hours of the day. Hung both her legs on the wall and was hitting the centre real hard.

Suddenly, we both heard on the megaphone; "You adulterers! What if you die right this moment while having sèx? Repent now!".

For a moment, we both paused and contemplated on what to do next because the preaching was so real.

We later brushed it off and continued with our ta ta ta ta ta ta.

Was giving olosho doggy style she farted.

ravensckar:
Back then in Ajegunle, I was smashing one lady in the early hours of the day. Hung both her legs on the wall and was hitting the centre real hard.

Suddenly, we both heard on the megaphone; "You adulterers! What if you die right this moment while having sèx? Repent now!".

For a moment, we both paused and contemplated on what to do next because the preaching was so real.

We later brushed it off as continued with our ta ta ta ta ta ta.

Me and Angel Gabriel don erase both your names from the book of life....come and enter heaven let me see

advanceDNA:
Me and Angel Gabriel don erase both your names from the book of life....come and enter heaven let me see

Na that time nau. I don repent now.

BigYash:
My God no dey sleep. Na ya monkey go lorst for market one day. Oya put ur hand on your forehead and shout say amen

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