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The Last time you cried
The last time you said 'I love you to a Girl/Guy.
The last time you went to church
The last time you send Tfare for Babe.
The last time you read the Bible
The last time you read a Book/novel
The last time you fight with someone.
Etc

MINE is: Can't remember the Last time I watched a Movie.
Can't remember the last time I Press bxxbs or Yxxch.

STATE YOURS
Let's Go.

I cannot remember when last I had a coitus.
xxxxxx

heracles1:
I cannot remember when last I had a coitus.
xxxxxx

Hehehehe
You must be a Monk then.

How many characters left?🤨

Dominique or Any correct mod, move my thread to front-page.
Thanks.

I can't remember the last time I actually listened to latest American hip hop, I was a huge fan of American music and showbiz from my preteens to throughout my teens, but it's like the moment adulthood came knocking, I immediately lost interest... My last ever favourite American hip hop song was lifestyle by Rich gang.

I can't remember the last time I fight

Polynek:
I can't remember the last time I fight

The last time I fought was, with a girl in Junior sec school.

Thought I would have it easy but I was beaten up by her.

KingMack:
I can't remember the last time I carry oloshio/huk-up

Good for you ooo

I can't remember the last time I read a novel and ate shawarma

Noodles....I can't remember the last time I ate that..

Then again,movie.....It's been a very long time since I switched ON my TV........

Sonnobax15:

Noodles....I can't remember the last time I ate that..

Then again,movie.....It's been a very long time since I switched ON my TV........

Do Pple still watch TV?🤔

The only time I watch Television is when I go to Viewing centre to watch Football.

With electricity issues in the country plus Online Skits on Mobile phones
Nigerians nor get time for TV again.

I remember everything 😱

I can't remember the last time I ate the to/tow of a lady who is under 20years old

The last time I earned less than 200k as salary

I cant remember the last time i visited my village, after my Wicked uncles conived to kill my dad with occultic powers at 48 becos they were so envious that young man was doing very well for him self. Working in aviation , driving nice cars . Dat was june 2003, my mum carry us japa to the city make evil men wry kpai my papa no finisn her tender children one after another (very intelligent and strong mother). Since then i never near my village till now.

I can't remember the last time I didn't make a lady orgasm.

Lamanii22:
Good for you ooo

Thanks dear 😁

Last time I ate fufu. (It feels like eating raw dough).

Last time I did my birthday (I consider it so feminine. I only celebrate achievements and things that takes effort, not base on calendar).

Last time I insulted someone face-to-face (I have insulted you already in my mind lol)

Last time I convinced a girl to be my babe (high school stuff, and the girl use my head back then, chai )

Last time I cried (I dont know how to cry. I'm I the only one in this boat? I can grieve, tears will drop, but crying the way women and children do with the noise and drama? I have lost that ability)

Buying designers. (I have never bought one and will never buy one. A quality products regardless of the brand is the ideal).

Vinnie2000:
The last time I fought was, with a girl in Junior sec school.

Thought I would have it easy but I was beaten up by her.

This is Hilarious

pansophist:
Last time I ate fufu. (It feels like eating raw dough).

Last time I did my birthday (I consider it so feminine. I only celebrate achievements and things that takes effort, not base on calendar).

Last time I insulted someone face-to-face (I have insulted you already in my mind lol)

Last time I convinced a girl to be my babe (high school stuff, and the girl use my head back then, chai )

Last time I cried (I dont know how to cry. I'm I the only one in this boat? I can grieve, tears will drop, but crying the way women and children do with the noise and drama? I have lost that ability)

Buying designers. (I have never bought one and will never buy one. A quality products regardless to brand is preferable).

You know, when we were young, it's funny how we told (or thought to) ourselves that we would do life differently from our dads. Only for us to grow older and kind of find ourselves towing their direction ...

pansophist:
Last time I ate fufu. (It feels like eating raw dough).

Last time I did my birthday (I consider it so feminine. I only celebrate achievements and things that takes effort, not base on calendar).

Last time I insulted someone face-to-face (I have insulted you already in my mind lol)

Last time I convinced a girl to be my babe (high school stuff, and the girl use my head back then, chai )

Last time I cried (I dont know how to cry. I'm I the only one in this boat? I can grieve, tears will drop, but crying the way women and children do with the noise and drama? I have lost that ability)

Buying designers. (I have never bought one and will never buy one. A quality products regardless of the brand is the ideal).

A Freshly made Fufu with a Delicious Egusi soup is bae, Bro.

YoungLionken:
You know, when we were young, it's funny how we told (or thought to) ourselves that we would do life differently from our dads. Only for us to grow older and kind of find ourselves towing their direction ...

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Exactly, I have said it before that boys understand their father better when they grow up, especially when they become father themselves.

Sweet things will now be replaced with bitter things.

Their friends become fewer.

Dressing becomes practical,

Content consumption become more of news and politics, because you need to know where the nation is going.

you become religious, because you cant afford to watch your kids grow without a moral map, even if you yourself aint religious.

Your location becomes predictable. If you are not at work, you will be at home, or enroute to work or home mostly.

Your health becomes your biggest asset. As your mates are getting sick, some dying, and you notice how bending down to pick up something is a pain.

You tend to speak less. Silence is clarity. Those that need to hear what you have to say will always get it from you, so no unnecessary lecturing.

The last time you buy things for yourself can be counted on one palm. Your money will probably go for others, especially family affairs.



The transition for a boy to a man is marvellous.

Honestly Can't remember the Last time I attended any occasion or ceremony be it wedding or burial or birthday any occasion..for years I ve not ...chai nawao person life 🫣🫢

The last time I drank water 🌊💦...