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What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by PureSperm(op): 3:30pm On Dec 18, 2025
Yeah cheesy. I remember when I told my ex girlfriend I'd die if we ever break up grin. Unfortunately,it's been over 3 years since we parted ways. She reminded me of that promise some weeks ago even though we aren't dating again and I laughed grin

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by KingDashx(m): 3:31pm On Dec 18, 2025
I will buy you a helicopter, just open things first.
😂😂😂

Younger me was a menace.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by tanigororo: 3:52pm On Dec 18, 2025
I told her I am a Virgin, whereas I am a Virgin
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by rtdCivilservant: 3:54pm On Dec 18, 2025
I told her she is the only one I have.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by rtdCivilservant: 3:55pm On Dec 18, 2025
suratulai89:
No man can lie to me



For any online verification please check my profile
But I did those days, I was actually not dating only u then but I lied u were the only one I had.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by crunchyDope(m): 3:55pm On Dec 18, 2025
never lied...but i wished i did....infact i for lie say the sky is green for that terrible pig!!!! yes i'm still in pains grin grin grin
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by lilsmart(m): 3:56pm On Dec 18, 2025
I get Two houses for heaven.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by shox: 3:57pm On Dec 18, 2025
I’m not dead yet. Format still Dey go. Can’t pick the biggest
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Drsnives(m): 3:57pm On Dec 18, 2025
I was that terrible lier I pray God shows me merct
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by emmabest2000(m): 3:58pm On Dec 18, 2025
tanigororo:
I told her I am a Virgin, whereas I am a Virgin
Primary
Secondly
Universal


Which one ?

Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Emmy000seun(m): 4:01pm On Dec 18, 2025
I will stop smoking..😂😂🥲.. infact d day she always caught me,will b d last day as promised...but last day no dey finished 😂😂😂...
PureSperm:
Yeah cheesy. I remember when I told my ex girlfriend I'd die if we ever break up grin. Unfortunately,it's been over 3 years since we parted ways. She reminded me of that promise some weeks ago even though we aren't dating again and I laughed grin
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Kelvinnchucks(m): 4:02pm On Dec 18, 2025
Her family has a history of dementia.

Told her we were making memories that she'll never forget grin grin grin
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by fyneboi79(m): 4:02pm On Dec 18, 2025
I told her she was the sweetest I ever had...when in fact I was planning a breakup..
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Sccarrr(m): 4:06pm On Dec 18, 2025
Hmmn...I loose guard and she caught me red handed,saw chats and even dirty pictures.... I said the babe seduced me
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by jattopeter(m): 4:07pm On Dec 18, 2025
I go lie for You, no be small thing all for the reggae.
KingDashx:
I will buy you a helicopter, just open things first.
😂😂😂

Younger me was a menace.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by FineUsername(m): 4:08pm On Dec 18, 2025
I get 2 preeks.

1 for urinating
The other for kpansing.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Offpoint1: 4:11pm On Dec 18, 2025
Typing what's on my mind now
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Pootle: 4:15pm On Dec 18, 2025
Emmy000seun:
I will stop smoking..😂😂🥲.. infact d day she always caught me,will b d last day as promised...but last day no dey finished 😂😂😂...
we gather dey og, but am retired chimney now lol
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by popp(m): 4:15pm On Dec 18, 2025
Men don't lie. It's only women that lie and they lie a lot.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by PulaPower: 4:15pm On Dec 18, 2025
I barely tell lies to women cuz I no too like Puna like that..
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Ayobeck(m): 4:18pm On Dec 18, 2025
A swear I ll buy Nigerian for u,gbogbo e Lori iro..I just they imagine how I Bleep this girl with this yeye lie..shey awon obinrin yi gan won wise ni 😂
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Mitsurugi(m): 4:19pm On Dec 18, 2025
I promise to put only the cap in.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Ayobeck(m): 4:20pm On Dec 18, 2025
suratulai89:
No man can lie to me



For any online verification please check my profile
😂 If e sure for u text me ur nos..how much is ur brain self tu danu jawe
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Kukutente23: 4:20pm On Dec 18, 2025
I don't like sex
I like you because you don't like money
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Kukutente23: 4:21pm On Dec 18, 2025
KingDashx:
I will buy you a helicopter, just open things first.
😂😂😂

Younger me was a menace.
Are you sure you were not engaging in pedophilia?
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Kukutente23: 4:22pm On Dec 18, 2025
rtdCivilservant:
I told her she is the only one I have.
This na normal lie na
Talk something else abeg
The topic says biggest lie
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by okezuoemmanue(m): 4:25pm On Dec 18, 2025
I love her pass my mother... And she was smiling like a roasted goat head
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by omowolewa: 4:31pm On Dec 18, 2025
That am a virgin, and never taste frim the honey jar before

But I really don't if i lied as I have short memories.

Did I actually lied, let's check the CCTV
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Jagabanbogu: 4:33pm On Dec 18, 2025
My father is the king of our place
I schooled in Ghana
I am PhD holder
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Berankis:
I don't know about dating but for married men. Can a man be married without having to tell a lie or 2 to your wife?
Sometimes, I lie to just have my peace. I found out that my wife can't handle some truths. Something I will say that will cause weeping, I would rather lie cause I can't withstand someone crying close to me, it disturbs my mind alot.
Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Woman? by Yorubastardz: 4:38pm On Dec 18, 2025
I told her I don't gamble. End
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