₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
95% of single womens can no longer be trusssted becuzz as November 2025, they are now oficially what the government call Olosho. This means u can not date single women from N20,000 (naira) to N50,000 naira. The street ones are usually cheaper & u can date them from N5,000 naira to N12,000 naira. But as for marryied women, they are the best side chicks becuzz they loyal & will never cheat on you. Thats we we nomally pay them more: N100k to 200k naira plus. They meet u at the hotel & the rest is history, your secret is safe. We therefore recommmend that we should start chassing married women if u want peace of mind in yor life and u dont want stress. They will not chop your moiney.

FreeIgboho:
But... ok I know this is a silly comment and should not be a consideration at all... still, doesn't it matter that she's married?

lilsmart:
I have received your field report and, while i appreciate the enthusiasm but i must address several points

1. Regarding the 5% Statistic: My fact-checkers (a pigeon and a very skeptical barista) found this data unconventional.
It seems your survey was conducted entirely in Lagos traffic jam while listening to geh geh .

2. The Olosho Official Designation i contacted the Ministry of Silly Classifications. They denied any such category, but did confirm the existence of “People Who Will open leg for Your Last Shawarma A much more serious epidemic.

3. The Married Women Proposition Sir, this is not a “hack.” This is how you star in a Nollywood film titled “The Day Trouble Came With a Poster” or “How I Met Your Mother
Claiming they “will never cheat” is like saying a lion “will never bite” because it’s already eating a different zebra.

Note: The loyalty is to the meal ticket, not the_________

In conclusion:
We recommend you recalibrate your dating strategy using units other than naira. Perhaps try “common decency, “mutual respect,” or even “a genuine conversation that doesn’t sound like a procurement plan.”

MrCork:
brother. they only way to get sexx xx in that nigeria place is only if u pay for it. 95% of women are now prostitutue sir. One of them told me she is a masssage doctor. Brother, I had to pay for massage and worst of all, pay extra for happy ending sexxx. I wasted my moiney and she stole it sir. She trick me sir. This is why all men now prefa to watch blue film. Females can no longer be trusssted. They all prostitute sir!!!

MrCork:
brother. every street in nigeria now is fill with single women charging betweeen N15,000 naira and N60,000 naira. They all doing Olosho job. Who would u go for single women u find on every street corner when u can easily get a goood stay at home house wife who will be faithfil to onlu u when her husband is away...and u can truss her keeping secret. Can u date a Nigerian lady who is single? be honest. Bro u no am telling the truth. 95% of single women in Nigeria right now do prostitute work. The one I carrried 2 weeks ago lied to me she was single before I found she was lying. Bro. Single women now in Nigeria are all prostitute. U dont belive me, check the latest survey report. U cant even hug or kiss a single lady no more without she askin for moiney for hug sir or extra cash for kiss!!!!! (FACT)

ManknowThyself:
LoL.

Real men don't bed other men wife's.
It's only low self esteem men that does that, marriage is sacred to God and never be the reason breaking of another man home or marriage.

In a nutshell!!!!!!

You might think you smart laying other people's wife, just remember God will use even men not up to your standard to lay with your wife. There's no two ways about it.

Life experience from my school days, big man when they lay with he driver wife out of help.
The wife discovered through the driver with evidence and start bleeping the driver and got pregnant.


As a man, not matter the lust never lay with a married woman neither your wife friends.

Double0h7:
Hmmmm. Why would God use an innocent wife to punish a sinful husband? The punishment for adultery isn’t more adultery!

ManknowThyself:
That's life karma:

At the restaurant of karma, everything is free cos they already know what to serve you with what you sowed.

Some do carry it to the next generation before getting it back, that's why some driver bl**ping his boss wife.

There is a great force behind life and it's all about energy.

Energy can never be created neither be destroyed but can only be transformed from one form to another.
Life itself is a mystery of energies
It's sacred

SpencerForbes:
So she won’t cheat on you, but she’s literally cheating on her husband to be with you? 🤣 That’s easily the joke of the decade. Looking at your math, which one actually makes more sense: the woman you spend 20k on to date, or the one costing you 100k just to show up at a hotel?

lilsmart:
I have received your field report and, while i appreciate the enthusiasm but i must address several points

1. Regarding the 5% Statistic: My fact-checkers (a pigeon and a very skeptical barista) found this data unconventional.
It seems your survey was conducted entirely in Lagos traffic jam while listening to geh geh .

2. The Olosho Official Designation i contacted the Ministry of Silly Classifications. They denied any such category, but did confirm the existence of “People Who Will open leg for Your Last Shawarma A much more serious epidemic.

3. The Married Women Proposition Sir, this is not a “hack.” This is how you star in a Nollywood film titled “The Day Trouble Came With a Poster” or “How I Met Your Mother
Claiming they “will never cheat” is like saying a lion “will never bite” because it’s already eating a different zebra.

Note: The loyalty is to the meal ticket, not the_________

In conclusion:
We recommend you recalibrate your dating strategy using units other than naira. Perhaps try “common decency, “mutual respect,” or even “a genuine conversation that doesn’t sound like a procurement plan.”

Globad:
Wait, are you okay?

Double0h7:
If you’re looking for sense, you’re on the wrong thread 😂

Globad:
Wait, are you okay?

ManknowThyself:
LoL.

Real men don't bed other men wife's.
It's only low self esteem men that does that, marriage is sacred to God and never be the reason breaking of another man home or marriage.

In a nutshell!!!!!!

You might think you smart laying other people's wife, just remember God will use even men not up to your standard to lay with your wife. There's no two ways about it.

Life experience from my school days, big man when they lay with he driver wife out of help.
The wife discovered through the driver with evidence and start bleeping the driver and got pregnant.


As a man, not matter the lust never lay with a married woman neither your wife friends.

Yankee101:
You want God to punish you abi?

MrCork:
really?.... so u like dont women..correct?.... WhY ARE U GAY SIR!!!!!!

ManknowThyself:
LoL lol


I know projection when I see one.


Better follow my advice not to bed another man wife.

The thread is about making married women side chick.


I do women, women resonating in my frequency.

Married women are not resonating in my frequency

MrCork:
brother the rule clearly say all men must chase women...pirrrrriod.. my suggestion is the day you sleeep with a marrrried woman, your life will change an u be 200000 times happier. Truss me!!!

ManknowThyself:
LoL

My happiness comes from within not from validation or status.

I ball with who I'm not what I'm. The happiness resonating from my vibrational frequency it's enough for me to avoid married women.

Have never done that and neither will i do it in the future.


Life is all about choice, i respect your choice any way but remember discipline is the masculinity of a real man.

My brother i love, cherish and adore women resonating within my frequency and not all in my vibrational level is grant access. It takes weeks or months to calibrate with my frequency and the longer the stronger the connection.

I know already it will take my queen six months to calibrate with my clarity before any communication.

In a nutshell
Nothing sweet or give happiness sleeping with married women but sorrow.

Not even adviceable to sleep with your wife friends neither your friends wife.

From your view you can even bed the wife of your friend

MrCork:

Globad:
Wait, are you okay?