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Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by DomPerignon(op): 5:51pm On Dec 24, 2025
This is political, so Mods don't push it to romance or another pozzed section.

Divide your age by 2 add 7 .

This is the ideal female age for you.

Let's say you are 36, that means your ideal companion is 25. Anything older is not OK. Anything younger isnt as well.

Funny enough this age bracket protects women more.

Say a boy of 10ys old who is still a prepubescent child , his ideal mate will be older at 12.

Say a boy of 18, his ideal mate will be 15. 15 is age of consent in most western countries.

A boy of 16, female mate of 15.

A boy of 14 , female mate of 14.

This age gap formula protects the female from being exposed to someone much older than her if she is below 18.

So let's reverse the formula , and calculate the ideal male companion of a female of 18ys old, her ideal mate is a young matured and in most cases a succesfuo bachelor of 32 ready to settle down.

Apply this formulae going forward.

Do not settle for old desperate cargoes or girls too immature for you like Brother Ned.
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by helinues: 5:53pm On Dec 24, 2025
Your formula is outdated. When young guys are not marrying older people for money. It's not only the ladies that are affected with dating old cargoes
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by DomPerignon(op): 5:57pm On Dec 24, 2025
When Elder Ned married his sweetheart at the right old age of 60,/ he ought to have used this formulae instead and settled for an aging 37yr old .
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by DomPerignon(op): 6:03pm On Dec 24, 2025
helinues:
Your formula is outdated. When young guys are not marrying older people for money. It's not only the ladies that are affected with dating old cargoes
This formula is for those genuinely looking to settle down with the love of their life and not for those riffraffs that see marriage as a contract.
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by helinues: 6:05pm On Dec 24, 2025
DomPerignon:
This formula is for those genuinely looking to settle down with the love of their life and not for those riffraffs that see marriage as a contract.
In this century, age is just a number. Finding the right partner is irrespective of age
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by DomPerignon(op): 6:08pm On Dec 24, 2025
helinues:
In this century, age is just a number. Finding the right partner is irrespective of age
No its not.

Age has a lot to do with marriage especially when you consider maturity levels and the fact that women are perrishable goods.

Too young , and you end up with Bro Ned levels of frustration .

Too old and you will wake up 2 weeks after your honeymoon and see one old cargo lying next to you.
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by helinues: 6:15pm On Dec 24, 2025
DomPerignon:
No its not.

Age has a lot to do with marriage especially when you consider maturity levels and the fact that women are perrishable goods.

Too young , and you end up with Bro Ned levels of frustration .

Too old and you will wake up 2 weeks after your honeymoon and see one old cargo lying next to you.
Too old or too young will all depend on them having at least 60% of what you are looking for in a partner
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by Tailorcaesar: 6:44pm On Dec 24, 2025
Bro I can't be 10years older than my wife ooo
Our reasoning frequency isn't gonna be the same.
Now that am 35years old so I should marry marry a girl of 24+ ?
Have U seen a lady of 24+ talk this days ? Oga the only thing wey they their head na TIKTOK, SHOPRITE, ETC

I only rate a lady based on their level of reasoning.
DomPerignon:
This is political, so Mods don't push it to romance or another pozzed section.

Divide your age by 2 add 7 .

This is the ideal female age for you.

Let's say you are 36, that means your ideal companion is 25. Anything older is not OK. Anything younger isnt as well.

Funny enough this age bracket protects women more.

Say a boy of 10ys old who is still a prepubescent child , his ideal mate will be older at 12.

Say a boy of 18, his ideal mate will be 15. 15 is age of consent in most western countries.

A boy of 16, female mate of 15.

A boy of 14 , female mate of 14.

This age gap formula protects the female from being exposed to someone much older than her if she is below 18.

So let's reverse the formula , and calculate the ideal male companion of a female of 18ys old, her ideal mate is a young matured and in most cases a succesfuo bachelor of 32 ready to settle down.

Apply this formulae going forward.

Do not settle for old desperate cargoes or girls too immature for you like Brother Ned.
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by DomPerignon(op): 6:46pm On Dec 24, 2025
Tailorcaesar:
Bro I can't be 10years older than my wife ooo
Our reasoning frequency isn't gonna be the same.
Now that am 35years old so I should marry marry a girl of 24+ ?
Have U seen a lady of 24+ talk this days ? Oga the only thing wey they their head na TIKTOK, SHOPRITE, ETC

I only rate a lady based on their level of reasoning.
You are supposed to guide and protect your wife.

There are still descent girls out there.

You probably searching in the wrong place.
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by LordIsaac(m): 6:48pm On Dec 24, 2025
I'm currently reaping the benefits of this formula (a coincidence, though). grin

My dad's marriage also fits into this formula, and I'd adjudge his marriage as beautiful.

I'm not implying causality!
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by DomPerignon(op): 6:49pm On Dec 24, 2025
If this rule is strictly enforced all these girls today will sit up and concentrate on getting married instead of sleeping around hoping to back one simp when she feels she will soon hit the wall

Feminism caused the breakdown of marriages and has made marriages in the west no longer feasible since the feminist can divorce rape you for all you have once she gets bored and needs to hit the dik carasoul.
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by Dalohad: 6:52pm On Dec 24, 2025
DomPerignon:
This is political, so Mods don't push it to romance or another pozzed section.

Divide your age by 2 add 7 .

This is the ideal female age for you.

Let's say you are 36, that means your ideal companion is 25. Anything older is not OK. Anything younger isnt as well.

Funny enough this age bracket protects women more.

Say a boy of 10ys old who is still a prepubescent child , his ideal mate will be older at 12.

Say a boy of 18, his ideal mate will be 15. 15 is age of consent in most western countries.

A boy of 16, female mate of 15.

A boy of 14 , female mate of 14.

This age gap formula protects the female from being exposed to someone much older than her if she is below 18.

So let's reverse the formula , and calculate the ideal male companion of a female of 18ys old, her ideal mate is a young matured and in most cases a succesfuo bachelor of 32 ready to settle down.

Apply this formulae going forward.

Do not settle for old desperate cargoes or girls too immature for you like Brother Ned.
This one wey you no insult Jews, Peter Obi and Ibos for this e be like say APC no pay Christmas stipend..
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by DomPerignon(op): 6:54pm On Dec 24, 2025
Dalohad:
This one wey you no insult Jews, Peter Obi and Ibos for this e be like say APC no pay Christmas stipend..
Be like say your 3weeks blocking don expire.
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by DomPerignon(op): 7:09pm On Dec 24, 2025
Dalohad:
This one wey you no insult Jews, Peter Obi and Ibos for this e be like say APC no pay Christmas stipend..
Speaking of Jews, Epstein had an elaborate honeypot blackmailing operation using teenage girls as bait.

Israel is the global hotspot for pedophillia by the way.

As per Obi, I believe he did no apply this rule when he married his own wife which rumours had it that she was 17. Can't confirm but that's what has been going around on social media



There.

Are you happy now?
Re: Use This Formula To Determine Your Ideal Marriage Gap. by CodeTemplarr: 7:46pm On Dec 24, 2025
The formula makes sense.
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