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From January to December 2025, all the girls that chop my "come over" transport money and didn't show up, be ready to refund. No more "Owo come over"! No more "come over money!"

This 2026, you will be the one to send me "come over" money. No argument! Let me too fill gas, chop shawarma and do data with your money.
I am available! Invite me.

I just checked my transactions and discovered even if you all were coming from another planet, una suppose don reach my house by now. The money wey I send this year don too much.
And una never dey arrive.

Oya Invite me too! Let me chop your money

Signed....
Yours truely... CHIEF CHICKEN

I just checked my transactions and discovered even if you all were coming from another planet, una suppose don reach my house by now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Double0h7:
I just checked my transactions and discovered even if you all were coming from another planet, una suppose don reach my house by now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

girls go run you street u go wise by force 😂😂

As I no get money for transport, na why I Dey do my area girls. We gather Dey ni

Double0h7:
I just checked my transactions and discovered even if you all were coming from another planet, una suppose don reach my house by now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

shit funny die

Double0h7:
I just checked my transactions and discovered even if you all were coming from another planet, una suppose don reach my house by now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

so you dey very happy say you be thief?

This is more reason I dey do girls for my area ..las las na 200 bike go carry come...

Well. Back then. If the lady cannot foot her transport and come see me, then it's a no-no for me. I promise them that I am going to double their TP if they come. They should borrow and come.

The psychology is simple. If the lady decides not to come, girl never wanted to come. And the times I get so invested emotionally, they Ghost me with my cash after I send them TP

Later I focused on ladies in the same city.
If she still wants you to send TP, then you are the problem.

In my experience, most ladies that ask for TP don't plan to come.

Ode

nifemi25:
This is more reason I dey do girls for my area ..las las na 200 bike go carry come...

Broke boys everywhere.... Look at em defending their poor state of mind

Cow

Carndidlaydid:
Broke boys everywhere.... Look at em defending their poor state of mind

You wey won collect money from broke boy dat mean say you be the chairlady of poorverty association.

See olosh dey complain say guy man won dry her market

Gold digger spotted ...

Carndidlaydid:
Broke boys everywhere.... Look at em defending their poor state of mind

Maybe she accessed you from afar and you don't worth her time, only your transport money. You got potbelly?

Why dating liabilities who can't afford ordinary transport fare.

Are they coming to do you some favour?

Me dey pray make dem noncome sef, make I sue dem for damages.

TheFreshVanilla:
Maybe she accessed you from afar and you don't worth her time, only your transport money. You got potbelly?

Assess : to gain understanding
Access: to gain entry

Please don’t come and confusion me!

Carndidlaydid:
Broke boys everywhere.... Look at em defending their poor state of mind

Rich girl who you epp?

kiddaz:
Cow

Chicken

Double0h7:
Chicken

Huh?

kiddaz:
Huh?

Cow and chicken, it was my favourite show growing up 😅

Double0h7:
Cow and chicken, it was my favourite show growing up 😅

Lol I swear it was my first thought but I didn't want to believe you were talking about it. Cartoon Network, I am weasel, I preferred Courage the cowardly dog, Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo then... recently watched some episodes of courage with my nephews and nieces

kiddaz:
Lol I swear it was my first thought but I didn't want to believe you were talking about it. Cartoon Network, I am weasel, I preferred Courage the cowardly dog, Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo then... recently watched some episodes of courage with my nephews and nieces

I am weasel 😂😂😂
Dexters lab 😭😭😭

Did you watch pinky and the brain?

Do people still send transport money to women in this era of Uber and Bolt?

You literally just need to open the app, book a ride, and the driver will call her directly and pick her up. If she decides not to meet the driver, na she sabi. You lose nothing.

Transferring cash for transport when both of you live in the same city is outdated and unnecessary. Technology has already solved that problem.

Double0h7:
I am weasel 😂😂😂
Dexters lab 😭😭😭

Did you watch pinky and the brain?

Lol . What are we going to do tonight Brain? The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!

kiddaz:
Lol . What are we going to do tonight Brain? The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!

🤔 where are you in the world?

I’m just checking something 😝

Double0h7:
🤔 where are you in the world?

I’m just checking something 😝

Close to you 😁

kiddaz:
Close to you 😁

Cool 😁

Double0h7:
Cool 😁

I'm in Nigeria... what's with your sig btw

kiddaz:
I'm in Nigeria... what's with your sig btw

You get Cartoon Network in Nigeria 😱

-from the river to the sea Palestine 🇵🇸 will be free-

Double0h7:
You get Cartoon Network in Nigeria 😱

-from the river to the sea Palestine 🇵🇸 will be free-

Wow... What sort of question is that? I grew up watching cable and so did a lot of Nigerians till date. Anyway what's your business with Palestinians being free or not? Are you Palestinian?

kiddaz:
Wow... What sort of question is that? I grew up watching cable and so did a lot of Nigerians till date. Anyway what's your business with Palestinians being free or not? Are you Palestinian?

I didn’t know that, that’s why I asked.

I don’t need to be apart of a group to want freedom for them from their oppression.