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to all the dark skin girls (who haven't bleached, and are not planning to bleach off their beauty), I have only two words for you.


THANK YOU!

But the truth is, light skin girls are way hotter than dark skin girls. Chocolate skin comes closer comparatively before you talk of dark skin.

They know this truth, this is why they always bleach.

I hvnt seen my gf here neither have I seen my spec

BigDickProblems:
But the truth is, light skin girls are way hotter than dark skin girls. Chocolate skin comes closer comparatively before you talk of dark skin.

They know this truth, this is why they always bleach.

Lol….light skin women are ok, nothing special about them. But you see dark skin? They are the best…so natural and elegant.

Angrydaveed2:
Lol….light skin women are ok, nothing special about them. But you see dark skin? They are the best…so natural and elegant.

Give me a dark skin girl, I won't get an erection. I might even puke.

But give me a light skin or a chocolate/brown skin girl then I will be fine.

Rokiat:
I don’t care for what majority thinks I have a mind of my own.

Rest. You are just into Lupita's movie a lot. Watch Justin Skye's own you will love her as much as Lupita too.

The are both famous African American actress. And I love both of their personalities so no qualms but things ought/got to be be said the way they are. Peace..

Danisaint112:
Rest. You are just into Lupita's movie a lot. Watch Justin Skye's own you will love her as much as Lupita too.

The are both famous African American actress. And I love both of their personalities so no qualms but things ought/got to be be said the way they are. Peace..

No you rest sir, what do you mean things ought to be said the will they are?


You will now force your opinion on me? Lol

Offcourse I know Justin Skye isn’t she more famous for been Kylie Jenner friend/ side kick than even her movies you can’t even compare she and Lupita in that regard.

Lupita is in a league of her own. Lupita is in the Premier League and Justin is not even in La Liga if we are comparing the two.



Maybe because she has eurocentric beauty features especial when it comes to featurism most of you have been brainwashed into believing people with eurocentric beauty features are more beautiful then those with Afrocentric features but that’s a conversation for another day.

Rokiat:
No you rest sir, what do you mean things ought to be said the will they are?


You will now force your opinion on me? Lol

Offcourse I know Justin Skye isn’t see more famous for been Kylie Jenner friend than even her movies you can’t even compare she and Lupita in that regard.

Maybe because she has eurocentric beauty features especial when it comes to featurism most of you have been brainwashed into believing people with eurocentric beauty features are more beautiful then those with Afrocentric features but that’s a conversation for another day.

Shit you are funny.

What does Eurocentric and Afrocentric got to do with this?

What does career comparison also got to do with this? Hello! We are talking beauty...

Lupita got American intonation/accent as much as Justin and they are both born of African parents. So where is the sense in what you are saying?

There are even girls in my village and girls I know personally, and even Nigerian celebrities that are even more beautiful than Lupita. Rest

First and second picture is the Justin family, third is that of her and cousins..

I am not even gonna quote you anymore the fact that you couldn’t even understand my previous post shows shows I shouldn’t even have wasted all this time in you.

Peace.

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Rokiat:
I am not even gonna quote you anymore the fact that you couldn’t even understand my previous post shows shows I shouldn’t even have wasted all this time in you.

Peace.

It's nice to know you weren't brave enough to quote and that you admitted the truth, quietly and in peace.
Peace girl.

😍

❤️

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Dark Skin Girls says the thread, but what I see here is mostly chocolate/fair skin girls.

Take it or leave it, fair skin or chocolate skin girls are way more attractive than dark skin. Give me a dark skin girl, I will vomit.

And so starved of female attention you have to post this of all the women you want that won't give you a second glance.

Tried to use your insecurity thats hilarious
Ethical non monogamy is open marriage

All I ever said was I dont cheat not that I dont sleep with other people and she hate it her side so now is a married man with girlfriend IN AN ETHICAL WAY 😂😂 but you dont understand distinctions, well thats what happens with university drop outs.

Fenrir:
Tried to use your insecurity thats hilarious
Ethical non monogamy is open marriage

All I ever said was I dont cheat not that I dont sleep with other people and she hate it her side so now is a married man with girlfriend IN AN ETHICAL WAY 😂😂 but you dont understand distinctions, well thats what happens with university drop outs.

lol all of this to justify not being a cuck 😂😂😂

SkengRay:
lol all of this to justify not being a cuck 😂😂😂

😭😭😭😭💀

Double0h7:
😭😭😭😭💀

He had to instantly block me straight up 😂😂😂

Check, one, two, people in the place I rock with inflection
One sec let me pop in the ear protection
Cos I’m about to do this, no half measures
These man need to know my rhyming is merciless
All these other rappers? Spineless invertebrates
Gangsta and posh, I’ll make you say “goodness”
Less Tupac, more two packs of hummus
Yes it’s absurd when I’m taking it off the tip
I’m so sharp I could shave with the edge of a quip
Now welcome to the function, cultural extraction
A comprehensive financial subtraction
A wedding not a wedding, it’s an invoice with percussion
Drums so loud you can’t hear the discussion
They say “mandatory” like law’s a suggestion
Like human rights is foreign interference
Like consent is just vibes with a dress on
Oga, “mandatory” needs court and enforcement
Not aunty screaming while the DJ’s endorsing
This is NOT a scam, they announce with their chest
While their hand is already inside your pocket for rent
Not extortion, they say, with the straightest face
Then price your facial expression like it’s part of the place
If you look comfortable, the price goes up
If you blink too slowly, “add small something” pops up
It’s culture, they swear, with selective memory
A whole tradition edited like a WhatsApp story
They kept the prostrate, deleted the reciprocity
Kept the payment plan, deleted responsibility
Kept the “respect us”, dropped “we raised her properly”
Kept the list, dropped the logic, that’s the modern philosophy
Bride’s authenticity certificate, stamp it, sign
Age 29, ID says 33, but time is divine
Entrepreneur, CEO of Self, brand influencer
With ten blessings behind her like a marching percussion
Never married legally so virginity intact
Spiritually pure, please don’t check the facts
Physical is Western, that’s their new position
But bride price is adjusted for inflation and ambition
Deliverance sessions, restoration fee
Receipt available, this is holiness by C of O, see
They prayed away history like it’s browser cache
But accountability? Nah, that one didn’t attach
Home training level maximum, don’t ask how
She learned to kneel at 28, but it counts now
Greets elders sometimes, wrong time of day
But effort is currency, so please pay
Omoluabi certified by a committee that met last week
Processing fee, small something, nothing too deep
Character surcharge, village upbringing levy
Parents absent in Lagos? That’s sacrifice, not messy
They monetised neglect and called it legacy
That’s not tradition, that’s accounting with jealousy
Now the trousseau arrives in a Ghana must go
Three wrappers from 2018, slightly faded but gold
One Bible with water damage, still spiritual
Anointing oil, wooden spoon, symbolic ritual
Total eighty five k, they’re basically investors
Meanwhile you must furnish the house like you’re Tesco
Two fridges, one freezer for visitors and elders
A gen big enough to power the street’s whole sector
Inverter, TV, bunk beds x five
Dinnerware for fifty cos they visit, surprise
They call it balance with a straight face, mate
That’s 0.1% contribution with 99.9% entitlement rate
Then we hit the list, cash payments, non negotiable
Elders blessing levy, aunties approval purchasable
Mother’s tears compensation, father dignity restoration
Family introduction admin, cousins witnessing donation
Pastor’s spiritual covering, prophetess activation
DJ motivation, photographer’s persuasion
Aso-ebi gifting, key family uniform
They’re not guests, they’re shareholders in the groom’s bank form
And the day-of surprises, the favourite sport
Gate money, sitting allowance, overheating cord
Battery dying, wrapper old, hair forgot budget
Every problem a fee, every fee “tradition”, love it
Arrival time ten, actual start time quarter to two
African time is culture, so your patience is due
At the gate a teenager blocks you with confidence
“Different knocking fee,” welcome to governance
Inside, your chairs in the sun like punishment
While their canopy got fans like parliament
Then the MC screams like he’s hailing a plane
And the father goes stern like “stand up, oyinbo, explain”
“Do you have respect?” he asks, like respect is a tax
Then he defines respect as forehead to dust, no caps
Crowd chanting, aunties threatening, energy coercive
And you’re outnumbered, so you comply, that’s the objective
Not love, not union, it’s dominance theatre
The drums are just there to drown out the “wait, is this legal?” feature
Negotiation starts, elders seated like a tribunal
Evidence is vibes, logic is optional
They calculate malaria from 1998
Convert it to 2026 like they’re Central Bank heads
“That’s not how inflation works,” your friend whispers low
You elbow him like mate, you want to leave or you want to go?
They inspect the cows like “healthy isn’t fat”
Add a cow upgrade fee, look at that
List is a guide, not a contract, they grin
Translation: we reserve the right to freestyle your skin
Pastor prays for your bank account to increase
So you can keep sowing, what a spiritual lease
Prophetess adds covenant, now money is holy
And any boundary you set becomes “disrespect”, slowly
Then the bride appears like final boss cosmetics
Aso-oke stacked, gele doing aerodynamics
Ten kids in matching white behind her like a choir
And the crowd goes mad like the DJ’s paid by fire
She kneels, symbolic water, you drink, it’s sealed
Then they pivot: “the children are now your field”
School fees maths enters like a debt collector
500k per child per term, welcome to the sector
You say “I’ll manage” cos you’re trapped in performance
They hear “I consent” and they start the monthly correspondence
Week one: laptop emergency at 11pm
Month two: unannounced visits, “family doesn’t need invite”, amen
Month six: hospital bill, urgency weaponised
You send money, three days later, status dance, you’re surprised
You ask questions, now you’re the villain for checking
“Why are you monitoring? Don’t you trust us?” deflecting
Year one: your dad audits, your soul leaves your body
Because love isn’t meant to fund a whole lobby
And the framework concludes like a court judgement
Tradition without reciprocity is just theft with percussion
Fraud with drums, extortion with gele,
And you prostrated for the privilege, what a heavenly deal
But I’m gangsta and posh, I’ll scold you politely
You’ll get violated verbally, quite rightly
I’m not here for beef, I’m here for filleting
Your bars are like NEPA, they fail when they’re needed
You’re trying to go viral, I’m trying to go lethal
With syllables sharp enough to frighten cathedrals
Your flow’s on life support, mine’s on private healthcare
I’m so cold I make pepper soup need a scarf, yeah
You’re loud like a danfo but going nowhere
I’m calm like Ikoyi, still causing warfare
Your punchlines are “connection”, they work when unchecked
Mine are court documents, they stand up to respect
So when a YouTuber says “mandatory”, don’t clap, don’t cheer
Ask: mandatory by who? bring statute, bring fear
Bring the enforcement mechanism, bring the legal pathway
Not aunty volume and drumline as pathway
If it’s culture you love, then love it with balance
Not edited tradition with a robbery allowance
If it’s respect you want, then give it reciprocal
Not submission theatre with a payment schedule

Wow some culture to proud of my boy.