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When I was living in Warri, I once spend a weekend with a friend of mine living in Ughelli.
He was living with his younger sister named Onome. I got there on Friday and was to stay till Monday morning when he will leave for work and I will be coming back to my base.
On Sunday morning he left for church while I was still sleeping.
His younger sister too was preparing for church but you know them ladies with preparation and make ups takes time. While I was still lying down, she came into the room (her brother's room) which has a big standing mirror to do her make up. I pretended to still be asleep and close my eyes.
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It's either she thought I was still deep at sleep or she didn't care at all. She was tying only towel, when she wanted to rub her cream. She removed the towel. While at it, she murmured to herself while staring at the mirror and then said: Onome, see your fine body and shape. Na dis thing only one person wan to dey chop, abegii.....
Guys! I won't lie. My heart skip and I shook my head for what I just heard. I just said to myself, this one boyfriend don enter one chance.
And I won't lie to you guys, that's how majority of them ladies think. They just think they're too beautiful and attractive for only one man.
Not knowing, this beauty of a thing has an expiry date.

Kalulu44:
When I was living in Warri, I once spend a weekend with a friend of mine living in Ughelli.
He was living with his younger sister named Onome. I got there on Friday and was to stay till Monday morning when he will leave for work and I will be coming back to my base.
On Sunday morning he left for church while I was still sleeping.
His younger sister too was preparing for church but you know them ladies with preparation and make ups takes time. While I was still lying down, she came into the room (her brother's room) which has a big standing mirror to do her make up. I pretended to still be asleep and close my eyes.
.
It's either she thought I was still deep at sleep or she didn't care at all. She was tying only towel, when she wanted to rub her cream. She removed the towel. While at it, she murmured to herself while staring at the mirror and then said: Onome, see your fine body and shape. Na dis thing only one person wan to dey chop, abegii.....
Guys! I won't lie. My heart skip and I shook my head for what I just heard. I just said to myself, this one boyfriend don enter one chance.
And I won't lie to you guys, that's how majority of them ladies think. They just think they're too beautiful and attractive for only one man.
Not knowing, this beauty of a thing has an expiry date.

They have been taught from a very young age to see their bodies as offices!

LordIsaac:
They have been taught from a very young age to see their bodies as offices!

You can say that again and again

LordIsaac:
They have been taught from a very young age to see their bodies as offices!

This term "offices" made me explode with laughter!!
And you're quite correct too!! Offices!!!

LordIsaac:
They have been taught from a very young age to see their bodies as offices!

You no lie broski wallahi. I saw a video of a girl who was asked what business she will invest in if offered #15million.That girl talk say na BBL she go use the money do and she will make more than that 15m in no time. They don't just see their body as an office, it's a mothdfkn money milling factory

jaszplus12:

This term "offices" made me explode with laughter!!
And you're quite correct too!! Offices!!!

A very big office o

Usmanovic95:
You no lie broski wallahi. I saw a video of a girl who was asked what business she will invest in if offered #15million.That girl talk say na BBL she go use the money do and she will make more than that 15m in no time. They don't just see their body as an office, it's a mothdfkn money milling factory

Just imagine. A friend of mine wife once joked and say our money is always sweeter than the one they earn themselves

Kalulu44:
Just imagine. A friend of mine wife once joked and say our money is always sweeter than the one they earn themselves

That's not a joke but the truth. Nothing sweet woman pass spending their man( boyfriend or husband) money . They are more economical with their own money but na man money dey sweet them to spend. Woman go tell you money is hers while a man's money is our money.

Guy you no lie, I believe you
Naso them go dey share virus.

Bros you for whine am chop am na very fast as a bad guy.

Kalulu44:
When I was living in Warri, I once spend a weekend with a friend of mine living in Ughelli.
He was living with his younger sister named Onome. I got there on Friday and was to stay till Monday morning when he will leave for work and I will be coming back to my base.
On Sunday morning he left for church while I was still sleeping.
His younger sister too was preparing for church but you know them ladies with preparation and make ups takes time. While I was still lying down, she came into the room (her brother's room) which has a big standing mirror to do her make up. I pretended to still be asleep and close my eyes.
.
It's either she thought I was still deep at sleep or she didn't care at all. She was tying only towel, when she wanted to rub her cream. She removed the towel. While at it, she murmured to herself while staring at the mirror and then said: Onome, see your fine body and shape. Na dis thing only one person wan to dey chop, abegii.....
Guys! I won't lie. My heart skip and I shook my head for what I just heard. I just said to myself, this one boyfriend don enter one chance.
And I won't lie to you guys, that's how majority of them ladies think. They just think they're too beautiful and attractive for only one man.
Not knowing, this beauty of a thing has an expiry date.

Chai. Onomeeee....

KingDashx:
Guy you no lie, I believe you
Naso them go dey share virus.

Bros you for whine am chop am na very fast as a bad guy.

Ah! My friend sister, if she no gree pere. I don fall hand and respect go fall. And if her brother my friend come know, e get as e be nah

Usmanovic95:
That's not a joke but the truth. Nothing sweet woman pass spending their man( boyfriend or husband) money . They are more economical with their own money but na man money dey sweet them to spend. Woman go tell you money is hers while a man's money is our money.

That's the truth and nothing but the truth.

Bear parlor discussion up there.. Wtfcccccck

Kalulu44:
Just imagine. A friend of mine wife once joked and say our money is always sweeter than the one they earn themselves

Shey you self don see why I dey attack them for the other thread? Woman, use her own money rent apartment? Future impossible tense!

That gender can't do anything for themselves without collecting from a man.

My wife will ask me for money, I'll tell her that I don't have. Then, she'll ask me if she should borrow me from her own money. And I'll be like; "if you already have money, why are you asking me for money again?".

ravensckar:
Shey you self don see why I dey attack them for the other thread? Woman, use her own money rent apartment? Future impossible tense!

That gender can't do anything for themselves without collecting from a man.

My wife will ask me for money, I'll tell her that I don't have. Then, she'll ask me if she should borrow me from her own money. And I'll be like; "if you already have money, why are you asking me for money again?".

Hahahaha, you just remind me of so many things. Honestly eh! Women are so funny. Imagine she should borrow you from her money. That means you should pay her back for her own money she used.
Women! Just like that guy in the movie Shottas said. Can't live with them, can't live without them

Kalulu44:
When I was living in Warri, I once spend a weekend with a friend of mine living in Ughelli.
He was living with his younger sister named Onome. I got there on Friday and was to stay till Monday morning when he will leave for work and I will be coming back to my base.
On Sunday morning he left for church while I was still sleeping.
His younger sister too was preparing for church but you know them ladies with preparation and make ups takes time. While I was still lying down, she came into the room (her brother's room) which has a big standing mirror to do her make up. I pretended to still be asleep and close my eyes.
.
It's either she thought I was still deep at sleep or she didn't care at all. She was tying only towel, when she wanted to rub her cream. She removed the towel. While at it, she murmured to herself while staring at the mirror and then said: Onome, see your fine body and shape. Na dis thing only one person wan to dey chop, abegii.....
Guys! I won't lie. My heart skip and I shook my head for what I just heard. I just said to myself, this one boyfriend don enter one chance.
And I won't lie to you guys, that's how majority of them ladies think. They just think they're too beautiful and attractive for only one man.
Not knowing, this beauty of a thing has an expiry date.

Bro, you better come back and complete this your story

Sonnobax15:
Bro, you better come back and complete this your story

Hahahaha, wetin you wan hear again. But honestly I enjoy Warri that year sha. It's been long, but I still had fond memories of it.
College of Commerce alumni out there I hail o

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, wetin you wan hear again. But honestly I enjoy Warri that year sha. It's been long, but I still had fond memories of it.
College of Commerce alumni out there I hail o

He wan hear wetin sup between you and onome behind the scene na😆

Onome is right. That her bf preek too small for that big bress & Yansh

Usmanovic95:
He wan hear wetin sup between you and onome behind the scene na😆

Lolz, funny a thing my first girlfriend name is Onome. But na Lagos Onome o, no be Ughelli own haha

Okay... But how is this supposed to make me fear women? That statement is one of the most foolish words ever!

PulaPower:
Onome is right. That her bf preek too small for that big bress & Yansh

Hahahaha! I don die o

PulaPower:
Onome is right. That her bf preek too small for that big bress & Yansh

And she no get big bwess and nyash, she is a slim fit beautiful model. Though she might have added weight now sha, e don tey wey I see her last

SuperOnyi:




Okay... But how is this supposed to make me fear women? That statement is one of the most foolish words ever!

Whatever! Anyhow you take it.
I guess you haven't heard the words exaggeration, cus you just came here to spill thrash. Even me that witness it, do I tell you I am afraid of women.
What she said to herself is enough to think twice about women.

Fear who no fear woman

ravensckar:
Shey you self don see why I dey attack them for the other thread? Woman, use her own money rent apartment? Future impossible tense!

That gender can't do anything for themselves without collecting from a man.

My wife will ask me for money, I'll tell her that I don't have. Then, she'll ask me if she should borrow me from her own money. And I'll be like; "if you already have money, why are you asking me for money again?".

Ogbeni, you get mouth today. I remember that day wey Poco and all her friends join and finish you sotey you had to beg for forgiveness hahaha 😂

Kalulu44:
And she no get big bwess and nyash, she is a slim fit beautiful model. Though she might have added weight now sha, e don tey wey I see her last

So you just dey bed dey pretend to sleep and watch the small girl body. I sure say you soapy after she comot

Wotowotoman:
So you just dey bed dey pretend to sleep and watch the small girl body. I sure say you soapy after she comot

Hahahaha, you funny die aswear. Nothing like dat sha

E shock you?

Usmanovic95:
He wan hear wetin sup between you and onome behind the scene na😆

bigpriik:
E shock you?

Aswear e shock me