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It all happened years back, when I was doing my regular routine hustle (I do paint iron fabrications), I began to feel tormented by this rare type of hunger. I angrily picked up my atm card and dashed to the pos kiosk around our site to withdraw few bucks.

The operator is a pretty-faced lady that should in her early 30's, she's damn endowed too but that hot afternoon, local man is having none of those ogling and stuff. Take my card and give me 2k biko. When I get myself, we fit run that parole.

After the transaction, I gave her 1k for charges(N100) for her to give me balance. She had no lower denomination for my balance, at time I was furious not her though but at my own foolishness of not wiring both the charges to her in the 1st instance.

All this while, her fiancee (I decode) who was on another plastic chair beside the lady's own decided to intervene in her helpless situation. He kindly pleaded with me to come back after some hrs for the balance while they hold tight to my 1k ( can you imagine ?).

Well, I obliged later on. We agreed I should come around before the closing time, that's before 6pm. Mind you, all this while i was in my full hustle gear . My ragged clothes, well designed with splashed paints of million colors !

As it's getting dark, I quickly washed up, changed to my casual outfit and raced toward the POS stand before my money enter voicemail. And true true, they're already packing up. The man was the 1st to spot me coming towards them, he told the lady in igbo language that I am finally here like I said.

When the lady turned to behold me, I can tell she was thrown into a trance . She blatantly told her fiance that I'm not the one.

Their short convo was all in igbo, thinking I was from another tribe cos when I interacted with them earlier I was all queens english.

Omo, this lady was dragging with her fiancee that I was not the person she's owing. On getting to the shop, she took a deeper look and saw that her man was right afterall!

See me nah, all blushing already but I comported myself wella. True true, I cute no be small, with this overgrown curly beards. The tight polo I was wearing did a poor job of concealing my abs.

She quickly dipped her hand in her clutch bag and handed me my balance, smiling sheepishly. In my mind, I told her to behave. If not for anything, for the sake of her future hubby.



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8 years
...are u her father...some parents nor train their children reach 8 yrs self

Eight years, that one na supreme-court-ship oooo or even high-court-ship.

osazsky:
8 years
...are u her father...some parents nor train their children reach 8 yrs self

I guess bro's trying to marry right, to understand his fiancee better...👍

CodeTemplar:
Eight years, that one na supreme-court-ship oooo or even high-court-ship.

Rotf 😂😂

They mentioned their relationship was 8yrs while arguing about your 900 naira?

thesicilian:
They mentioned their relationship was 8yrs while arguing about your 900 naira?

This man ,


You sabi pour sand for my garri .

CodeTemplar:
Eight years, that one na supreme-court-ship oooo or even high-court-ship.

Considering how unpredictable and volatile the female nature is, I strongly recommend 8-12yrs courtship in this part of the world.

Una dey really stress person brain for here