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Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by erad(m): 12:16am On Mar 04
AutoTechDoyz:
Stop regurgitating foreign crap. This is why Nigeria is developing in reverse. We always copy what's alien to our nature, and usually the bad ones.
We're supposed to be a communal people, not selfish and disgustingly individualistic. The fact that the culture of the white people the lot of you worship is predisposed to such insidious and destructive way of life does not make it right.
Lol... See entitlement mentality.
I repeat again, NOBODY OWES YOU ANYTHING.

Being communal and being a burden are two very distinct things. Communal means everyone is contributing, being a burden means only one party is contributing while the other only consumes. And let's even assume we go by your logic, where do you draw the line? When does the giver get tired?

There's nothing foreign about not encouraging freeloaders. A community can't grow when the majority are lazying around expecting others to carry their weight. That's not how a community works, that's abuse of privileges.

Little wonder social media is filled with beggars who believe it's their right to collect. It's because of warped mentalities like this. Being African does not mean you should be a burden onto others and them indulging you. That only destroys the community and gives birth to spoilt, entitled brats.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by seanery: 2:45am On Mar 04
FOR YOUR FADA TO BE BEGGING HIS FRIEND FOR YOUR SCHOOL FEES, THAT MEANS BEGGING LONG AGO; NOT JUST STARTED FROM ON NAIRALAND.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by MissOpe(f): 4:08am On Mar 04
Malagans:
I was sleeping in a male cousin's house, then his sister came in, she thought I was deeply asleep cos I was snoring.
She told the brother, so this guy never go back to him house, he still dey run from landlord. Better pursue am commot before he go pack all him things come dey live with you o..

Hearing this made me even more depressed. It almost a month now, but Till today, I no longer see them as my cousins.

In this life, if only we could read People's hearts, hmmmmm. You think you have a good friend or brother? Wait until you hear what he says about you behind your back, then you'll know howfa
As if say you holy pass...
Humans will be humans.
Everyone one of us has one or two flaws, we should learn to endure with ourselves.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by MissOpe(f): 4:11am On Mar 04
Habbeyy:
I belong to the remaining0.1% and the rest of you make it looks like it is a normal thing because you're the majority
Ok tell us the other flaws you have even if you're not an hypocrite master Jesus grin
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by sharpwriter(m): 5:22am On Mar 04
Eriokanmi:
Especially people of your household. These are humans' worst enemies.There are some evil deeds you dont even get to hear with your human ear. You've got to be in the spirit to know this. If only God could open your inner eyes to see what that your wife or husband is planning against you, even when laughing with you in the physical, you would want to end the marriage immediately. I'm talking from experience of someone close to me.

My cousin from ekiti got married to a lady from abeokuta ogun state. His business suddenly crumbled, he was enmeshed in debts that he didnt know how it entered his business life. He almost committed suicide. Each time he goes to a prayer programme,they'd be asking him...where is your wife?One day he prayed in the night and asked God to reveal to him the reason behind his predicament and he saw his wife stark naked, cursing him in the den of the night in that dream. He woke up, terrified. 2 days later, a man of God told him same, that he should reverse the curse by also doing the same around midnight for 3 days. The following month, his business picked. A small fight erupted and the woman began to confess, she's looking like a mad person now.
What did she say was his offence?
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by sharpwriter(m): 5:39am On Mar 04
Kalulu44:
Went over to spend a weekend with a friend, Sunday morning while I was asleep he left for church. His younger sister came into his room where I was still lying down but no longer deep in sleep.
There was a big standing mirror in my friend's room which I guess his sister normally used.
She came in tying only towel, I pretended to still be in deep sleep but opening my eyes a bit. She removed her towel and was totally stark naked. Looking into the mirror, she muttered to herself "Onome, shey na dis fine body and shape only one person go dey chop, abegi."
Since that day, I had a different perspective about women
shocked shocked shocked

Deep grin cheesy grin we suppose fear o
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by qtx(m): 6:17am On Mar 04
Lol. Very funny and electrifying thread.

The only disgusting thing I heard was several years back then I was still a school boy, visited my brother and was sleeping in his room when his girlfriend came to stay the night and they had to do all the nonsense noise through out and I pretended I was deeply asleep.

The next day I left back to school feeling irritated grin
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Kalulu44: 6:57am On Mar 04
sharpwriter:
shocked shocked shocked

Deep grin cheesy grin we suppose fear o
Exactly, she just expicitily said she can't stick with one guy
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by kripen(m): 7:06am On Mar 04
ViceGovernor:
Oh I have an experience that happened in Ile-ife, my roommates and I stayed off campus then in Varsity hostel parakin we were 2 Yoruba guys and one igbo boy.......I was asleep on that fateful day but very conscious when I heard it clearly my fellow tribesman said to the igbo that does he know if the 3 of us were to go to babalawo for money ritual and they asked that one of us should be killed, he said and I quote "shey you know say na Wale we go sacrifice".

Omo the fear that went through my body that day I will never forget, the igbo guy froze also he could not talk again.
Immediately after that semester 2 of us left him sharp sharp, cos he said that thing some days before vacation, the igbo guy came to tell me straight up he said brother when we resume we have to find another place to stay but he didn't say the reason. Whenever he calls me brother I know it's something serious.....he gave a flimsy excuse but I already knew why we had to move so i just agreed.

That useless ritualist even messaged me during holiday that he has decided to send our roommate away but me I can come and still stay and he will reduce the amount I pay (he paid more than half of our rent then) 150k he paid 100k for 2 years so it was like his selfcon amd we were squatting with him.

I japa with speed, we later got to know that same guy Akin had started buying human parts from a cadava lab in Ife and his matter casted in the lodge.

That my igbo friend God bless him wherever he is we didn't have much, ah!! We suffer no be small, but we trusted each other to the bone.
We had many experiences we would never forget right from the days of PD.
Loyalty is a rare thing in this our bloodthirsty country.

Now I have zero trust for anybody only my family.
You should too ✌🏼
It is not by tribes or family we have good people, good people may be scarce but they still exist. Just imagine if the guy is a wrong guy, them for colabo to use you do money rituals that is why we should always pray to God everyday not to associate with the wrong people.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Dalohad: 7:25am On Mar 04
ViceGovernor:
Oh I have an experience that happened in Ile-ife, my roommates and I stayed off campus then in Varsity hostel parakin we were 2 Yoruba guys and one igbo boy.......I was asleep on that fateful day but very conscious when I heard it clearly my fellow tribesman said to the igbo that does he know if the 3 of us were to go to babalawo for money ritual and they asked that one of us should be killed, he said and I quote "shey you know say na Wale we go sacrifice".

Omo the fear that went through my body that day I will never forget, the igbo guy froze also he could not talk again.
Immediately after that semester 2 of us left him sharp sharp, cos he said that thing some days before vacation, the igbo guy came to tell me straight up he said brother when we resume we have to find another place to stay but he didn't say the reason. Whenever he calls me brother I know it's something serious.....he gave a flimsy excuse but I already knew why we had to move so i just agreed.

That useless ritualist even messaged me during holiday that he has decided to send our roommate away but me I can come and still stay and he will reduce the amount I pay (he paid more than half of our rent then) 150k he paid 100k for 2 years so it was like his selfcon amd we were squatting with him.

I japa with speed, we later got to know that same guy Akin had started buying human parts from a cadava lab in Ife and his matter casted in the lodge.

That my igbo friend God bless him wherever he is we didn't have much, ah!! We suffer no be small, but we trusted each other to the bone.
We had many experiences we would never forget right from the days of PD.
Loyalty is a rare thing in this our bloodthirsty country.

Now I have zero trust for anybody only my family.
You should too ✌🏼
If an Igbo guy is loyal to you. He remains loyal to the core.. This is why people think they are bad at politics, because they hardly betray people in all facets of life.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Habbeyy(m): 7:32am On Mar 04
MissOpe:
Ok tell us the other flaws you have even if you're not an hypocrite master Jesus grin
of course I have other flaws, in fact many. I know it pains you because you're guilty, but you should work on yourself rather. You can still learn to mind your business and stop doing chochocho, it is possible.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by AngelicBeing: 7:34am On Mar 04
Eriokanmi:
Im not a praise singer, neither I'm i impressing anyone with the story. It happened, for real
Don't bother to respond to that guy again, what you narrated is correct and I have seen several issues like that with several people, A mans enemies are members of his own household, those who ignore it are in different graveyard world wide ooooooooo sad
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Jagaban2012: 8:42am On Mar 04
Oracleee:
You too, imagine coming years your child comes across this comment of yours how scarred do you think the child will be?
He will be scared and run into your brogcus. ...


I don learn another new spelling from your Akproko comments. ..." SCARRED"
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by MissOpe(f): 9:16am On Mar 04
Habbeyy:
of course I have other flaws, in fact many. I know it pains you because you're guilty, but you should work on yourself rather. You can still learn to mind your business and stop doing chochocho, it is possible.
I never told you I was innocent....
Secondly take your own advice and work on the other flaws that you have (not hypocrisy cheesy)
Thirdly learn to mind your own busines too and stop commenting on a public forum , the thread here no concern u...
Fourthly Mr chocho Cho complaining about Mrs chochoxho, no be hypocrisy dey smell so cheesy cheesy
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by thrillionaire(m): 9:46am On Mar 04
Leepeak:
grin grin grin grin abeg naa lie bros
Onome na urhobo name oo grin grin
This story don cast. I don tire to dey read am for years. Smh
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by thrillionaire(m): 9:47am On Mar 04
Kalulu44:
No, I no know say Onome na Swahili name
That your story na lie, it didn't happen to you. I've read this same account many times from different people.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by ViceGovernor: 11:24am On Mar 04
Look at you 😆. When I say family who exactly do you think I'm talking about?
They're not more than 4 people out of a 70 plus that I call my family and they're the ones I trust in this world.
eagleonearth:
see you, you have not learnt anything since you still trust your family members.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by ALIVE111111: 11:39am On Mar 04
God forgive me, but my mum is on this table, i don't know my offense to that woman, one time shes is giving all thus mummy lovey vibes, next thing she is outside bashing me to whomever is sitting down with her and choose to listen to how i am useless, and always adding premium salt, sugar, Maggi to tales so it will look interesting,

there are times i come home from work and quietly enter the room, she not knowing i am inside already, will come in with probably a family friend and wash me down pieces. i am not the only child but other siblings has choose to live home. they left way too early, some cant stay for more than two days whenever they visit, some choose to come around the area and not reach home before going back.
she is aged and i sincerely want to leave home, but what i am considering is leaving the house may chatter her. so most times i turn deaf ears.
it hurts though, sometimes depressing. but it also made me resilient especially at work
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by amoco(m): 1:11pm On Mar 04
Malagans:
Ok, Daddy.
Big daddy.
Lol!
Please come and join our club.
You will experience peace of mind.
God bless you
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by 123papas(m): 1:17pm On Mar 04
But he allowed you stay for a while. You guys are ungrateful
Malagans:
I was sleeping in a male cousin's house, then his sister came in, she thought I was deeply asleep cos I was snoring.
She told the brother, so this guy never go back to him house, he still dey run from landlord. Better pursue am commot before he go pack all him things come dey live with you o..

Hearing this made me even more depressed. It almost a month now, but Till today, I no longer see them as my cousins.

In this life, if only we could read People's hearts, hmmmmm. You think you have a good friend or brother? Wait until you hear what he says about you behind your back, then you'll know howfa
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Malagans(op): 1:55pm On Mar 04
123papas:
But he allowed you stay for a while. You guys are ungrateful
If you have nothing meaningful to say, keep quiet oga
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Habbeyy(m): 2:33pm On Mar 04
MissOpe:
I never told you I was innocent....
Secondly take your own advice and work on the other flaws that you have (not hypocrisy cheesy)
Thirdly learn to mind your own busines too and stop commenting on a public forum , the thread here no concern u...
Fourthly Mr chocho Cho complaining about Mrs chochoxho, no be hypocrisy dey smell so cheesy cheesy
k
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Eriokanmi: 2:56pm On Mar 04
sharpwriter:
What did she say was his offence?
She said he's been travelling abroad all alone without taking her along. Menanwhile, my guy has been travelling on training and business meetings only. He's never travelled for leisure. Most times his overseas partners would sponsor his trip. She now attacked his business
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Malagans(op): 3:05pm On Mar 04
amoco:
Lol!
Please come and join our club.
You will experience peace of mind.
God bless you
Which club again?
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Kalulu44: 4:18pm On Mar 04
thrillionaire:
That your story na lie, it didn't happen to you. I've read this same account many times from different people.
That means they stole it from me. That story happened in Warri in 2002. I have told that story on Facebook over 15yrs ago and have told it on Nairaland more than twice.
Believe what you wish, it's your choice
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by henrimoto(m): 5:03pm On Mar 04
ALIVE111111:
God forgive me, but my mum is on this table, i don't know my offense to that woman, one time shes is giving all thus mummy lovey vibes, next thing she is outside bashing me to whomever is sitting down with her and choose to listen to how i am useless, and always adding premium salt, sugar, Maggi to tales so it will look interesting,

there are times i come home from work and quietly enter the room, she not knowing i am inside already, will come in with probably a family friend and wash me down pieces. i am not the only child but other siblings has choose to live home. they left way too early, some cant stay for more than two days whenever they visit, some choose to come around the area and not reach home before going back.
she is aged and i sincerely want to leave home, but what i am considering is leaving the house may chatter her. so most times i turn deaf ears.
it hurts though, sometimes depressing. but it also made me resilient especially at work
.....How long do you want to continue with this kind of situation?

It's time you take that bold step to live your life.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by AutoTechDoyz(m): 6:32pm On Mar 04
erad:
Lol... See entitlement mentality.
I repeat again, NOBODY OWES YOU ANYTHING.

Being communal and being a burden are two very distinct things. Communal means everyone is contributing, being a burden means only one party is contributing while the other only consumes. And let's even assume we go by your logic, where do you draw the line? When does the giver get tired?

There's nothing foreign about not encouraging freeloaders. A community can't grow when the majority are lazying around expecting others to carry their weight. That's not how a community works, that's abuse of privileges.

Little wonder social media is filled with beggars who believe it's their right to collect. It's because of warped mentalities like this. Being African does not mean you should be a burden onto others and them indulging you. That only destroys the community and gives birth to spoilt, entitled brats.
Your post here shows some nuances, which I find acceptable enough. But nobody talks about someone freeloading or being a burden here; that's an entirely different issue. You initial post glorifies selfishness and irresponsibility. These 2 traits if widely adopted would lead to a cataclysmic future as they are impractical and unsustainable in the long term.
I reiterate: because Hollywood espouses such mindset or you hear redpillers bandy those words around does make it logical. It's all social engineering!
To coin a phrase: we rise by lifting others
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Wotowotoman: 6:40pm On Mar 04
thrillionaire:
That your story na lie, it didn't happen to you. I've read this same account many times from different people.
Kalulu44 them don catch you with all your lie lie stories hahaha grin
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Kalulu44: 8:58pm On Mar 04
Wotowotoman:
Kalulu44 them don catch you with all your lie lie stories hahaha grin
Ask him when he heard the story and ask him his time and 2002 if he was even born then.
That incident happened when I was in Warri in 2002, I went to visit a friend in Ughelli.
I have shared that story 15yrs ago when I was very active on Facebook.
I shared it many times both there and on Nairaland. So definitely he may have read it from me or from another person who relayed the story or it happens to another person which is a coincidence
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by thrillionaire(m): 10:16am On Mar 05
Wotowotoman:
Kalulu44 them don catch you with all your lie lie stories hahaha grin
Lol.. e say na him fess write im experience for Facebook over 15 years ago
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