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Bck in 2020 I could recall one time , there was this new beautiful girl in my street whom i admired so much. Lets call her Amina, a corper. She had skin like milk and hourly glass shape that made all the boys drooled.

Her walking steps made her backside giggle with every pace in time. I was barely 23 and was a fvcking simp. Each time our eyes met, she would smile sheepishly as i waved at her , while she giggled her behind as she walked past elegantly. In my head i was like "omo this babe don dey dread me, be like say things go sup". My next game plan was to take her number and i did.

One day Amina walked past and my friends called my attention , " oboi that banny don dey pass again". Prior to this, i had informed them of my intentions to block her. But that day i was reluctant , cuz i was dressed like a servant as she had seen me in that clothing thrice before. I would be appearing like merlin..u know...

My greatest desire that period was to please her and give her a good treat . I didnt mind if we had nothing, tho i wanted some . Watching her facial expressions alone was satisfying as she was drop dead gorgeous.

Eventually i got her number on a good day. We got talking and i opted for her to come over and she agreed. I bribed my roomie to clean up the house and get lost .
He did but at the 11th hour before her arrival, she canceled and preferred we stayed out or go somewhere nice, which i obliged.

We sat inside Final Fantasy at Choba for a drink. She was soft spoken and even the tone and sound of her voice melted my heart each time she spoke my name. I guess i was in love . The babe just dey gimme joy , we fit knack


In that moment , she received a call and she became uncomfortable as i read her expressions. It seemed she was being questioned about her whereabout and her response went like this. " I'm at final fantasy..i'll be there soon, i just wanna get shawarma and drinks. dnt worry i'll get for u too ''.


By this time, we'd spoken for about an hour and she had the sudden prompt to leave, but asked us to go get shawarma and food for her friend. Prior to getting the shawarma, i had paid for our food and drinks (2 plates of beef rice and 2 chi exotic and extra turkey, plus a take away pack for her friend) totalling 21k.


Mind you, i never bothered to ask if her friend was male or female. I assumed it would be a female friend cuz ladies would barely buy things for guys. In my simp mind i was like "make i run some 1 or 2 for her friend, so i go get some rating".

We got to the shawarma stand and while we were there, i saw her waving at a c300 benz. unknowingly to me , it was the male friend who called her. She ordered two shawarma and i told the guy to make extra one , and i forgot to tell him the extra one was for me. As she was about to pay, i brought out my card and offered to pay, she smiled widely , it pleased me...how foolish of me . He put all three in one nylon pack and handed it over to her .


It wasnt his fault, he thought we were going home together(i wished), and because of pride i couldnt collect that one extra shawarma back ..hahahahaha . i been mumu sha. She hurriedly collected it . I was expecting a hug but Amina shook me saying " i had a nice time. You're such a sweet soul. see u later, that's my friend over there. bye".

She hurriedly left and got into her friend's car . I felt like the ground should swallow me. Did i just buy food for a girl's boyfriend? I stood there zombified in disblief as they zoomed off probably to go do some pounding and energize themselves with the food i got .... yh it was her boyfriend . SHE told me later on. That day i trekked home thinking of the rubbish i had just done

I actually bought a pack of rice , 3 shawarma and drinks for them. Money wey i been plan to use sew native and buy pams...omo e waste. . i for just carry olosho , e for no cost me reach like that.

Fiction or non fiction ??
Z

muyico:
Fiction or non fiction ??
Z

It's based on my experience. Realtime.

ErnestNc:
Bck in 2020 I could recall one time , there was this new beautiful girl in my street whom i admired so much. Lets call her Amina, a corper. She had skin like milk and hourly glass shape that made all the boys drooled.

Her walking steps made her backside giggle with every pace in time. I was barely 23 and was a fvcking simp. Each time our eyes met, she would smile sheepishly as i waved at her , while she giggled her behind as she walked past elegantly. In my head i was like "omo this babe don dey dread me, be like say things go sup". My next game plan was to take her number and i did.

One day Amina walked past and my friends called my attention , " oboi that banny don dey pass again". Prior to this, i had informed them of my intentions to block her. But that day i was reluctant , cuz i was dressed like a servant as she had seen me in that clothing thrice before. I would be appearing like merlin..u know...

My greatest desire that period was to please her and give her a good treat . I didnt mind if we had nothing, tho i wanted some . Watching her facial expressions alone was satisfying as she was drop dead gorgeous.

Eventually i got her number on a good day. We got talking and i opted for her to come over and she agreed. I bribed my roomie to clean up the house and get lost .
He did but at the 11th hour before her arrival, she canceled and preferred we stayed out or go somewhere nice, which i obliged.

We sat inside Final Fantasy at Choba for a drink. She was soft spoken and even the tone and sound of her voice melted my heart each time she spoke my name. I guess i was in love .


In that moment she received a call and she wasnt comfortable as i read her expressions. It seemed she was questioned about her whereabout and her response went like this. " I'm at final fantasy..i'll be there soon, i just wanna get shawarma and drinks. dnt worry i'll get for u too ''.


By this time, we'd spoken for about an hour and she had the sudden prompt to leave, but asked us to go get shawarma and food for her friend. prior to getting the shawarama, i had paid for our food and drinks(2 plates of beef rice and 2 chi exotic and extra turkey, plus a take away pack for her friend) totalling 21k.


Mind you, i never bothered to ask if her friend was male or female. I assumed it would be a female friend cuz ladies would barely buy things for guys. In my simp mind i was like "make i run some 1 or 2 for her friend, so i go get some rating".

We got to the shawarma stand and while we were there, i saw her waving at a c300 benz. unknowingly to me , it was the male friend who called her. She ordered two shawarma and i told the guy to make extra one , and i forgot to tell him the extra one was for me. As she was about to pay, i brought out my card and offered to pay, she smiled widely , it pleased me...how foolish of me . He put all three in one nylon pack and handed it over to her .


It wasnt his fault, he thought we were going home together(i wished), and because of pride i couldnt collect that one extra shawarma back ..hahahahaha . i been mumu sha. She hurriedly collected it . I was expecting a hug but Amina shook me saying " i had a nice time. You're such a sweet soul. see u later, that's my friend over there. bye".

She hurriedly left and got into her friend's car . I felt like the ground should swallow me. Did i just buy food for a girl's boyfriend? They zoomed off probably to go do some pounding .... yh it was her boyfriend . sHE told me later on. I actually bought a pack of rice , 3 shawarma and drinks for them. Money wey i been plan to use sew native and buy pams...omo e waste. . i for just carry olosho , e for no cost me reach like that.

Lol guyyyy.. your men supposed gather flog sense enter you. Whaaat :
From the call you supposed done know say na control things na chai. You for still try run her later despite her having a boyfriend. You just allowed her use you for free. Them go laugh you tire on top bed that night no be small

kiddaz:
Lol guyyyy.. your men supposed gather flog sense enter you. Whaaat :
From the call you supposed done know say na control things na chai. You for still try run her later despite her having a boyfriend. You just allowed her use you for free. Them go laugh you tire on top bed that night no be small

My guys chop me rawwww... Omo dat girl use me play . She no gree come my side. She dey always talk say make we comot .. She almost use billing kpai me before I ghost am

This one can not be fiction because my own na total of 11k I spend. Till today, I nor see pant. I feel your pains bro, we've been there.

ErnestNc:
My guys chop me rawwww... Omo dat girl use me play . She no gree come my side. She dey always talk say make we comot .. She almost use billing kpai me before I ghost am

Hahahaha... Na cos she know say you dey drool over her and put her on a pedestal. She be wicked girl when for use you till you tire for life

kiddaz:
Hahahaha... Na cos she know say you dey drool over her and put her on a pedestal. She be wicked girl when for use you till you tire for life

I no even fit bash the guy, the Tori just dey too funny. I be dey expect part 2. Guy beta turn this thing to book series. E go sell. 😂😂😂 Omo men dey see things for this life.

I cried reading this ..lol

You were young now, you made mistakes. The important thing is not to repeat such mistakes.

It will sharpen your life.

You too mumu oo

Anyways, once bitten twice shy

You learnt a lesson, that's what matters.

Why you go spend money on top banny when you can just f*ck an hook-up with a chicken change.

Not your fault, at some point in our lives, we were all simps until our eyes were opened 😁😁. It is mostly the good girls now suffering the consequences of what the bad girls did before our eyes were opened 😁

All of us have simped one time in our life... Back around 2007 I had 1 crush at Garki market, very beautiful black lady, she usually help her mother to sell ugu leaf...

Sometimes just to see her smile and talk with her, I'll go and buy ugu that I don't need for anything, then I'll throw the ugu away when I get home.

Precious201010:
All of us have simped one time in our life... Back around 2007 I had 1 crush at Garki market, very beautiful black lady, she usually help her mother to sell ugu leaf...

Sometimes just to see her smile and talk with her, I'll go and buy ugu that I don't need for anything, then I'll throw the ugu away when I get home.

Lol.. this is hilarious. I remember attending a girl's church just to make her like me despite my stance on religion .. oh no

Tenrack:
I no even fit bash the guy, the Tori just dey too funny. I be dey expect part 2. Guy beta turn this thing to book series. E go sell. 😂😂😂 Omo men dey see things for this life.

Oboi :😂😂

Hahaha hahaha hahaha
Bad guy

kiddaz:
Lol guyyyy.. your men supposed gather flog sense enter you. Whaaat :
From the call you supposed done know say na control things na chai. You for still try run her later despite her having a boyfriend. You just allowed her use you for free. Them go laugh you tire on top bed that night no be small

Diamond098454:
Hahaha hahaha hahaha
Bad guy

How you dey my PH girl

Cool and you?

Have a great weekend ahead.

kiddaz:
How you dey my PH girl

Diamond098454:
Cool and you?

Have a great weekend ahead.

Great and you too, enjoy your weekend

ErnestNc:
Lol.. this is hilarious. I remember attending a girl's church just to make her like me despite my stance on religion .. oh no

I can bet my balls she no still gree.

People dey different sha. From teenage years up til now, I never simp. even If I spend money, nah just small thing wey I fit afford to loose.

ErnestNc:
Bck in 2020 I could recall one time , there was this new beautiful girl in my street whom i admired so much. Lets call her Amina, a corper. She had skin like milk and hourly glass shape that made all the boys drooled.

Her walking steps made her backside giggle with every pace in time. I was barely 23 and was a fvcking simp. Each time our eyes met, she would smile sheepishly as i waved at her , while she giggled her behind as she walked past elegantly. In my head i was like "omo this babe don dey dread me, be like say things go sup". My next game plan was to take her number and i did.

One day Amina walked past and my friends called my attention , " oboi that banny don dey pass again". Prior to this, i had informed them of my intentions to block her. But that day i was reluctant , cuz i was dressed like a servant as she had seen me in that clothing thrice before. I would be appearing like merlin..u know...

My greatest desire that period was to please her and give her a good treat . I didnt mind if we had nothing, tho i wanted some . Watching her facial expressions alone was satisfying as she was drop dead gorgeous.

Eventually i got her number on a good day. We got talking and i opted for her to come over and she agreed. I bribed my roomie to clean up the house and get lost .
He did but at the 11th hour before her arrival, she canceled and preferred we stayed out or go somewhere nice, which i obliged.

We sat inside Final Fantasy at Choba for a drink. She was soft spoken and even the tone and sound of her voice melted my heart each time she spoke my name. I guess i was in love . The babe just dey gimme joy , we fit knack


In that moment , she received a call and she became uncomfortable as i read her expressions. It seemed she was being questioned about her whereabout and her response went like this. " I'm at final fantasy..i'll be there soon, i just wanna get shawarma and drinks. dnt worry i'll get for u too ''.


By this time, we'd spoken for about an hour and she had the sudden prompt to leave, but asked us to go get shawarma and food for her friend. Prior to getting the shawarma, i had paid for our food and drinks (2 plates of beef rice and 2 chi exotic and extra turkey, plus a take away pack for her friend) totalling 21k.


Mind you, i never bothered to ask if her friend was male or female. I assumed it would be a female friend cuz ladies would barely buy things for guys. In my simp mind i was like "make i run some 1 or 2 for her friend, so i go get some rating".

We got to the shawarma stand and while we were there, i saw her waving at a c300 benz. unknowingly to me , it was the male friend who called her. She ordered two shawarma and i told the guy to make extra one , and i forgot to tell him the extra one was for me. As she was about to pay, i brought out my card and offered to pay, she smiled widely , it pleased me...how foolish of me . He put all three in one nylon pack and handed it over to her .


It wasnt his fault, he thought we were going home together(i wished), and because of pride i couldnt collect that one extra shawarma back ..hahahahaha . i been mumu sha. She hurriedly collected it . I was expecting a hug but Amina shook me saying " i had a nice time. You're such a sweet soul. see u later, that's my friend over there. bye".

She hurriedly left and got into her friend's car . I felt like the ground should swallow me. Did i just buy food for a girl's boyfriend? They zoomed off probably to go do some pounding .... yh it was her boyfriend . sHE told me later on. I actually bought a pack of rice , 3 shawarma and drinks for them. Money wey i been plan to use sew native and buy pams...omo e waste. . i for just carry olosho , e for no cost me reach like that.

U were naive sha .. if not ,u for still knack wella

She already liked u too

Tenrack:
I can bet my balls she no still gree.

omo

I remembered when I credited one gal's sportybet account, north of six figures. I no still achieve anything with such "nice" gesture.


cc guobe

LIVINGICONREBOR:
I remembered when I credited one gal's sportybet account, north of six figures. I no still achieve anything with such "nice" gesture.


cc guobe

The moment u even give anything more than smile, it's never coming back else she really likes u.

I know a woman is truly into me when she begins to invest in me more than i do. I was a simp even down to investing my peanut earnings into a woman who has never known love, who had been used, dumped and abandoned by alphas all her life. She made millons effortlessly. When it got to my turn i wanted to be different ,as it was my default setting to play nice. Omo i saw alot. Cheers to realising my folly over the years and the emergence of an emancipated simp.

I dedicate

Natural Something

By

Sound Sultan

I spend my money everyday on top woman
I no she run away with another man
I am ready to be your mugu
Your personal maga for life

They can be merciless with simps!

LordIsaac:
They can be merciless with simps!

Extremely. Especially those ones with numerous body count. You'll cry.