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Good day ladies and gentlemen of the great NL house!
Before I go into the main gist. I want to first apologize to those who thinks I write stories too much and they're sometimes long and boring to them.
Let me introduce myself first. I'm a single father of 3 who lost his Benin wife to their Japa syndrome since 2010 and never seen or heard from till today.
By God's grace, after 20yrs of driving commercially to survive and train the kids, I formally retired last year. Not bcus the job wasn't lucrative, but bcus I was warned to stop after having some series of severe back pain, neck pain and leg pain.
Thankfully, before retiring I managed to win over a hired purchased bus that's fending for my 3 kids who are staying with my aunt who at 60+ doesn't have a husband nor a child.
Not wanting to stay idle, I currently work as a security personnel at a Guest House from 7pm to 11pm, while taking care of the owners house which is just beside it during the day. The owner is in US. So I practically stay in the big house all alone. Honestly there's no much work for me to do there other than weeding and cleaning the compound once every week. The rest of the day is just for eating, browsing and sleeping. Not wanting to be lonely and depressed is why I am almost online everyday, writing stories and gossips about my surroundings.
Like I always said, 90 to 95% of my stories are real life stories with the other percents like adding maggi, salt and spices to make it sweet or interesting.
I love writing, reading, driving, music, movies, sports especially football and watching documentary on history and biographies.
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Now to the main gist. I lived and work in an area fully surrounded by hostels occupied by students and youths working in Chinese companies in Ogun state.
Electricity in the area is epileptic and comes once every week. Luckily for me, due to the guest house, I have 24/7 light from either solar or generator which makes water abundance for me.
But the students and workers are not that lucky. So majority of them always looks for where to charge their phone and also gets water.
When lights come, they normally pump water in their hostels, but it doesn't last more than two days.
Like two to three compounds normally used generator to pump water where they always go to. Sometimes the owners of those places allows them, sometimes they rejecting them.
Another only source of water in the street is a well at the extreme end of the street, it's stressful for some of them.
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I started working where I am now January this year, but I always stay on my own and just observing the students and workers.
For me to make friends with some of them, I started getting water for some of them that usually greets me. If I see they have walked and walked looking for water and didn't see, I will just tell the person to drop his bucket and then go inside and get water from them.
But anytime I do this, they always thank me with sir sir.
One among them, who was learning hairdresser and selling men clothes online, approached me one day and begged for her to use my compound to make videos of her clothes.
I obliged her and ever since then which was February, we have been friends.
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With time I began to like her, but her constant good morning sir, good evening sir just like the other girls used to greet me always discouraged me from telling her my mind about her.
After Easter my phone got spoilt and for close to 3 weeks I didn't have chance to go to Lagos and repair it.
And it was the time my feelings for her became strong.
I didn't know how to approach her, so I used the opportunity of her giving me her phone to charge for her to write down my feelings for her on a sheet of paper and attached it at the back of her phone.
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When it was time to collect it, I told her there's a note I attached in her phone that she should read it. She collected it, thank me and bade me goodnight sir while bowing down a little as a Yoruba girl she's.
Hoping to get answer the next day, even though I was apprehensive on how she will take or react about it.
My people, this is 3 weeks now since I wrote that letter and she hasn't said anything or confronted me on why I wrote such notes.
But we have been greeting and talking to each other since the next day after the note till date, and both of us pretending such never happened.
I said to myself once I repair my phone, I will send her a msg asking what she thought about my note and why hasn't she replied.
I got my done last week, and I still don't have the courage to ask her both in person or thru msg.
.
But there's a reason why I haven't.
In between those times my phone was still spoilt and the note sent to her. There was an electrician who came to do some repairs in my compound sent by my boss.
It was same time she too came to do videos of her clothes in my compound. The electrician told me he like her that I should run her for him. I told him I can't that he should go himself.
So he used the guise of wanting to buy her clothes and approached her.
I sha know they exchanged numbers.
This was 2 weeks ago, so last week when the electrician came to finish his work, he ask me of her. I told him I thought you collected his number the other day. He said he did, and that he has bought clothes of 30k from her.
But that when he tries to pushed further about dating her, she told him she has a guy.
.
Hmmmm.... I heave to myself and asked him his next line of action. He said he'll pushed further. I just mutter the words ok o.
So since that last week, hearing she has a serious guy, (even though she hasn't brought any guy home or any man came looking for her unlike some of the other girls)
It just makes my resolve of asking her what she thinks about my note weak.
But we do see and talk everyday, but her constant "es'e sir, ekaro sir" always puts me off. I don't know if she's deliberately doing that so I will know she respects me as an elderly person. By the way she's 28 while I'm in my early 40s.
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To the other girls, I am getting closer to some of them. But they too wants to kill me with sir sir sir, and thereby knocking me off of asking any of them out. All these is bcus one of my child a girl who's 17 came to visit me one day.
But the truth is I am seriously lonely, bored and depressed at times. If not for NAIRALAND and Sportsnews and YouTube, only God knows what I would have done to myself. I really need one of them as an acquaintance and if it can lead to a serious relationship, I am ready for it.
Just that I don't know how to go about it with the over respect they're according me.
.
So I am asking for womanology experts who knows how to go about this to give me some tips. The pictures attached to this post are mine, am I too old in the true sense of it or what. Cus physically I look young and agile to most of the guys I see some of them hang around with and I am not mincing words here. I will welcome any thoughts from you all, both insults and good advice.
After all I made the post to get engagement and discussion to kill off boredom.
Thanks and good day to you all once again.

He has come again with another story. Livingiconrebor, guobe, sirchiboy, come and take your cousin.

Kalulu44:
Good day ladies and gentlemen of the great NL house!
Before I go into the main gist. I want to first apologize to those who thinks I write stories too much and they're sometimes long and boring to them.
Let me introduce myself first. I'm a single father of 3 who lost his Benin wife to their Japa syndrome since 2010 and never seen or heard from till today.
By God's grace, after 20yrs of driving commercially to survive and train the kids, I formally retired last year. Not bcus the job wasn't lucrative, but bcus I was warned to stop after having some series of severe back pain, neck pain and leg pain.
Thankfully, before retiring I managed to win over a hired purchased bus that's fending for my 3 kids who are staying with my aunt who at 60+ doesn't have a husband nor a child.
Not wanting to stay idle, I currently work as a security personnel at a Guest House from 7pm to 11pm, while taking care of the owners house which is just beside it during the day. The owner is in US. So I practically stay in the big house all alone. Honestly there's no much work for me to do there other than weeding and cleaning the compound once every week. The rest of the day is just for eating, browsing and sleeping. Not wanting to be lonely and depressed is why I am almost online everyday, writing stories and gossips about my surroundings.
Like I always said, 90 to 95% of my stories are real life stories with the other percents like adding maggi, salt and spices to make it sweet or interesting.
I love writing, reading, driving, music, movies, sports especially football and watching documentary on history and biographies.
.
Now to the main gist. I lived and work in an area fully surrounded by hostels occupied by students and youths working in Chinese companies in Ogun state.
Electricity in the area is epileptic and comes once every week. Luckily for me, due to the guest house, I have 24/7 light from either solar or generator which makes water abundance for me.
But the students and workers are not that lucky. So majority of them always looks for where to charge their phone and also gets water.
When lights come, they normally pump water in their hostels, but it doesn't last more than two days.
Like two to three compounds normally used generator to pump water where they always go to. Sometimes the owners of those places allows them, sometimes they rejecting them.
Another only source of water in the street is a well at the extreme end of the street, it's stressful for some of them.
.
I started working where I am now January this year, but I always stay on my own and just observing the students and workers.
For me to make friends with some of them, I started getting water for some of them that usually greets me. If I see they have walked and walked looking for water and didn't see, I will just tell the person to drop his bucket and then go inside and get water from them.
But anytime I do this, they always thank me with sir sir.
One among them, who was learning hairdresser and selling men clothes online, approached me one day and begged for her to use my compound to make videos of her clothes.
I obliged her and ever since then which was February, we have been friends.
.
With time I began to like her, but her constant good morning sir, good evening sir just like the other girls used to greet me always discouraged me from telling her my mind about her.
After Easter my phone got spoilt and for close to 3 weeks I didn't have chance to go to Lagos and repair it.
And it was the time my feelings for her became strong.
I didn't know how to approach her, so I used the opportunity of her giving me her phone to charge for her to write down my feelings for her on a sheet of paper and attached it at the back of her phone.
.
When it was time to collect it, I told her there's a note I attached in her phone that she should read it. She collected it, thank me and bade me goodnight sir while bowing down a little as a Yoruba girl she's.
Hoping to get answer the next day, even though I was apprehensive on how she will take or react about it.
My people, this is 3 weeks now since I wrote that letter and she hasn't said anything or confronted me on why I wrote such notes.
But we have been greeting and talking to each other since the next day after the note till date, and both of us pretending such never happened.
I said to myself once I repair my phone, I will send her a msg asking what she thought about my note and why hasn't she replied.
I got my done last week, and I still don't have the courage to ask her both in person or thru msg.
.
But there's a reason why I haven't.
In between those times my phone was still spoilt and the note sent to her. There was an electrician who came to do some repairs in my compound sent by my boss.
It was same time she too came to do videos of her clothes in my compound. The electrician told me he like her that I should run her for him. I told him I can't that he should go himself.
So he used the guise of wanting to buy her clothes and approached her.
I sha know they exchanged numbers.
This was 2 weeks ago, so last week when the electrician came to finish his work, he ask me of her. I told him I thought you collected his number the other day. He said he did, and that he has bought clothes of 30k from her.
But that when he tries to pushed further about dating her, she told him she has a guy.
.
Hmmmm.... I heave to myself and asked him his next line of action. He said he'll pushed further. I just mutter the words ok o.
So since that last week, hearing she has a serious guy, (even though she hasn't brought any guy home or any man came looking for her unlike some of the other girls)
It just makes my resolve of asking her what she thinks about my note weak.
But we do see and talk everyday, but her constant "es'e sir, ekaro sir" always puts me off. I don't know if she's deliberately doing that so I will know she respects me as an elderly person. By the way she's 28 while I'm in my early 40s.
.
To the other girls, I am getting closer to some of them. But they too wants to kill me with sir sir sir, and thereby knocking me off of asking any of them out. All these is bcus one of my child a girl who's 17 came to visit me one day.
But the truth is I am seriously lonely, bored and depressed at times. If not for NAIRALAND and Sportsnews and YouTube, only God knows what I would have done to myself. I really need one of them as an acquaintance and if it can lead to a serious relationship, I am ready for it.
Just that I don't know how to go about it with the over respect they're according me.
.
So I am asking for womanology experts who knows how to go about this to give me some tips. The pictures attached to this post are mine, am I too old in the true sense of it or what. Cus physically I look young and agile to most of the guys I see some of them hang around with and I am not mincing words here. I will welcome any thoughts from you all, both insults and good advice.
After all I made the post to get engagement and discussion to kill off boredom.
Thanks and good day to you all once again.

eepeepook:
He has come again with another story. Livingiconrebor, guobe, sirchiboy, come and take your cousin.

Lolz! eepeepook, I was expecting such from your type that's why I apologise from the beginning. But I'm not sure you have read this before commenting, cus I just drop it now now and here comes your comment.
Well it's what it's, yours and others comments keeps me engaged and kills my loneliness

Ogbeni use Ma Ma to open it back

I laughed at this you wonderful write up bro . But honestly you're in a very good position to have multiple women but you lack the courage to tell them. Strike without feeling remorse never tell them your real age. Just tell them you're above 30. Many want you there but you lack courage. Immediately you start knacking some of them to write all this episode go tire you

Off topic: Kalulu, with your years of experience, can you drive long distance?
Say from SW to SE?

You are probably in your late 40s or early fifties.
You be fine guy, na confidence be the problem.

Jakarta:
Ogbeni use Ma Ma to open it back

Hahaha,

Cum4me:
I laughed at this you wonderful write up bro . But honestly you're in a very good position to have multiple women but you lack the courage to tell them. Strike without feeling remorse never tell them your real age. Just tell them you're above 30. Many want you there but you lack courage. Immediately you start knacking some of them to write all this episode go tire you

Hahahaha, I am trying my best sha. We shall see how it unfolds going forward. Thanks for your contribution

Mariangeles:
Off topic: Kalulu, with your years of experience, can you drive long distance?
Say from SW to SE?

he said his retired from driving and his current job take the whole day

Mariangeles:
Off topic: Kalulu, with your years of experience, can you drive long distance?
Say from SW to SE?

Why not if not. Driving is my second passion after football. And my first when it comes to money making. If you have any job for me tru driving, I am in 100%

CalmElder:
You are probably in your late 40s or early fifties.
You be fine guy, na confidence be the problem.

Lolz! I'll be 46 by September 10.
Honestly eh nature cheats me badly. You can see at my age I still don't have matured beards.

CalmElder:
You are probably in your late 40s or early fifties.
You be fine guy, na confidence be the problem.

You know what causes the confidence thing. Growing up, I used to be ladies man. I don't toast them, they are always at my beck and call. It makes me think it will continue that way. Since my kids mama left in 2010, it's money I have been using to woo the few ones I have dated, and it doesn't end well.
Not that I can't face any of them and say my mind. I am just allergic to someone telling me No

Pootle:
he said his retired from driving and his current job take the whole day

Nope, my current job doesn't take the whole day. Like now I am just sitted in one place watching guest come in and go out till 11pm.
I sleep and stroll round anytime I like.
During the day I retire to my apartment which is the next compound and practically do nothing. I can go anywhere I like till 7pm again. Just that I like staying indoors.
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As for the driving thing, I only retire from the everyday driving. I still drive once in a while.
I sometimes drive my boss daughter who's here and managing the guest house.

Kalulu44:
Nope, my current job doesn't take the whole day. Like now I am just sitted in one place watching guest come in and go out till 11pm.
I sleep and stroll round anytime I like.
During the day I retire to my apartment which is the next compound and practically do nothing. I can go anywhere I like till 7pm again. Just that I like staying indoors.
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As for the driving thing, I only retire from the everyday driving. I still drive once in a while.
I sometimes drive my boss daughter who's here and managing the guest house.

ohh sorry, for misinterpreting your write up.

Pootle:
ohh sorry, for misinterpreting your write up.

You welcome, how your side. It's been awhile

Kalulu44:
You welcome, how your side. It's been awhile

am good just work demands , i can see you great too with the smiles

Pootle:
he said his retired from driving and his current job take the whole day

Retired doesn't mean incapacitated.

When you sabi something, you go always sabi am.

Mariangeles:
Retired doesn't mean incapacitated.

When you sabi something, you go always sabi am.

true my bad. na my guy pay am well oo

I don't know why you're hesitating when you have the opportunity to just tell her your feelings since she comes all alone the worse scenario is that she will tell you that she has a boyfriend with that it shouldn't stop you from teasing her whenever she comes around

Old man go and marry

Kalulu44:
Why not if not. Driving is my second passion after football. And my first when it comes to money making. If you have any job for me tru driving, I am in 100%

See person wey say e don retire due to health challenges😂😂😂

Kalulu44:
Lolz! I'll be 46 by September 10.
Honestly eh nature cheats me badly. You can see at my age I still don't have matured beards.

First of all, you apologize too much. You don’t need that. You’re close to age 50 and should have developed thick skin “like we the Capricorns” by now.

Now, pay attention very carefully.

Never ever tell a Nigerian woman or lady how you feel about her.

If the woman is a Chinese, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a Russian, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is an Iranian, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a North Korean, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a Amerikan, because of too much consumption of burger & koolaid, you may still go ahead but must thread with caution.

But as for Nigerian women, you sign your death warrant the day you mistakenly pour out your hearts to them, because you would have automatically given her the leverage to shackle you forever.

Let me tell you from experience, you have already activated the “dormant witchcraft demon” inside that girl that you wrote a letter.

She did not bother to mention or discuss it further with you simply because she’s already calculating how to begin to share half of your salary with you, and taking over every tangible properties you have been able to amass.

Look, when it comes to Nigerian women, you do not toast them, you do not tell them your feelings and you do not pamper them because they see such acts as weakness.

When you desire to copulate with any Nigerian woman, you begin by getting her attention with your presence.

From hello, hi to responding to her greetings and telling her to come fetch water in your compound, until you find yourself one day giving her dog-gy or jumping monkey. I am not saying you should rape her ooo. She will definitely succumb that her vajuju to you voluntarily if you play your game well. And once you’re done with her, you move on to the next without any remorse or attachment.

It doesn’t matter if they address you as “sir”, Infact that gives you an edge but never ever make the mistake of approaching them first.

Saturnalia:
First of all, you apologize too much. You don’t need that. You’re close to age 50 and should have developed thick skin “like we the Capricorns” by now.

Now, pay attention very carefully.

Never ever tell a Nigerian woman or lady how you feel about her.

If the woman is a Chinese, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a Russian, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is an Iranian, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a North Korean, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a Amerikan, because of too much consumption of burger & koolaid, you may still go ahead but must thread with caution.

But as for Nigerian women, you sign your death warrant the day you mistakenly pour out your hearts to them, because you would have automatically given her the leverage to shackle you forever.

Let me tell you from experience, you have already activated the “dormant witchcraft demon” inside that girl that you wrote a letter.

She did not bother to mention or discuss it further with you simply because she’s already calculating how to begin to share half of your salary with you, and taking over every tangible properties you have been able to amass.

Look, when it comes to Nigerian women, you do not toast them, you do not tell them your feelings and you do not pamper them because they see such acts as weakness.

When you desire to copulate with any Nigerian woman, you begin by getting her attention with your presence.

From hello, hi to responding to her greetings and telling her to come fetch water in your compound, until you find yourself one day giving her dog-gy or jumping monkey. I am not saying you should rape her ooo. She will definitely succumb that her vajuju to you voluntarily if you play your game well. And once you’re done with her, you move on to the next without any remorse or attachment.

It doesn’t matter if they address you as “sir”, Infact that gives you an edge but never ever make the mistake of approaching them first.

Hmmmm.... Well said, but on the girl I wrote a letter to. She's just too reserved. Doesn't have time to come outside like the others.
Like she has come back this evening from work, she greeted and I answered her. I tried to chat her up by asking if she have anything for the boys, she just smiled and said the usual "alaafia" and went inside.
She will be inside till tmrw, even with the heat she will remain inside. Except she wants to get something or charge her phone.
I don't think she's calculating anything about my salary. I just think she's not interested.
But I am ready to hit the bull and damn the consequences. I will send her WhatsApp msg asking why she hasn't responded to my letter. If that will stop our friendship, so be it.

LeeSmart:
See person wey say e don retire due to health challenges😂😂😂

Retired yes from everyday driving, that doesn't mean I still don't drive once in a while. Do you know what it means to drive from 4am in the morning till 4,5,6 pm in the evening.
Long distance driving is once in a week and I can still do that.

Pootle:
am good just work demands , i can see you great too with the smiles

Yeah man,thanks

Pootle:
true my bad. na my guy pay am well oo

Hahaha, thanks bro

ikeno:
I don't know why you're hesitating when you have the opportunity to just tell her your feelings since she comes all alone the worse scenario is that she will tell you that she has a boyfriend with that it shouldn't stop you from teasing her whenever she comes around

Hmmm... Thanks, I am preparing for that. Patapata she no go talk to me again.

The10G:
Old man go and marry

Lolz! I don born finish o. Just looking for flings, but if it leads to something serious, fine by me

Thank you sir for writing your stories. We really appreciate sir. God bless you sir.

You sef be using ma ma.ma ma for them