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Freshtruth:
I did mine this year
I collect 70k loan from easy by to flex a girl that stay in another town .
I send her 5k for tafair , down to my town I paid for 20k hotel room when she came she said she was hungry I bought 8k food for her why I bought 1500 naira food for her self I bought h r 3k ice cream and black bullet for her , Omo when we start work this girl when dey claim good girl the whole place has been brutally destroy d thin no dey grip my stuff at alll omo everything wide thank God I use protection if not I would have been treating infections like this. Omo I just dey think my life all night I have to force myself to do 2 rounds more due to the hotel room I paid for make money no go waste breast done fall patapata . I still have her 12k home for thanks for coming . Omo she dey call me tire I no pick and I no block the love fade once.

Chai! 😂😂😂😂

I won't really call it mumu.

" I went to school for love"

I came from a poor family. After my secondary education. I couldn’t continue because there is no financial and counselling support from family or anywhere. So I started hustling different jobs. Working to start a life.

One of my hustle is home teaching or tutoring. I tutored a lady (My wife) for her GCE . I fell in love with her after she passed.

I was tasked to process her admission to further her education. However, I also applied for myself to same school just to stay close to her.

However, today we are both graduates of same institution, though different course and happily married.

Is that "MUMU" enough for you?

Fredrick010:
I dey plan to take my own risk December this year from Sokoto to Ilorin 🥰 she's very special to me

Bandits dey road o, be careful o.

Goo0dHardDick:
You spent 1.4m for a woman?

one year dating her all the billing and lies

I pity am. Girl wey go move onto the next available preek

spencekat:
Bandits dey road o, be careful o.

MONEY247:
Simps full this thread....spits

Hahahahahahaha, they are called SIMPle men ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

Freshtruth:
I did mine this year
I collect 70k loan from easy by to flex a girl that stay in another town .
I send her 5k for tafair , down to my town I paid for 20k hotel room when she came she said she was hungry I bought 8k food for her why I bought 1500 naira food for her self I bought h r 3k ice cream and black bullet for her , Omo when we start work this girl when dey claim good girl the whole place has been brutally destroy d thin no dey grip my stuff at alll omo everything wide thank God I use protection if not I would have been treating infections like this. Omo I just dey think my life all night I have to force myself to do 2 rounds more due to the hotel room I paid for make money no go waste breast done fall patapata . I still have her 12k home for thanks for coming . Omo she dey call me tire I no pick and I no block the love fade once.

Chai, Blood of Fubara ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha 😂

Goo0dHardDick:
Your comment shows you're still a complete Simp. A notorious Simp at that

Disguise it how you like but It is a man's natural responsibility to take care of and provide for "HIS" woman. Worsening cost of living in today's world is making it hard for men to fulfill this primal role, that and also women with their feminism. so most men today make excuses such as yours and genuinely try to convince themselves otherwise.

Most Nigerian men do mumu every now and then.Global simps they are, most of them.Giving money and gifts to women is the most foolish phenomenon ever known, something most Nigerian men,if not all are notoriously for.

Sirseedorf:
I was coming from work, excited that the day is Valentine day and i will get a chance to impress her, i bought snacks and drinks to gift her for Valentine day and to impress her more, but n getting to her mum's shop, i met her sitting on a guy lap without minding me looking at her, I hurriedly ran home, ate all the snacks and drink then slept off, after sleeping for 6 hours i woke up to my senses, lesson as been learnt, i moved on sharperly.

U for no chop am nau, make hunger kpai u for dere. Mumu man.🥱🥱

masterplan303:
Oga, that your first paragraph is not necessary at all.. if I may ask, what’s your definition of a real man? To me, this is just a phrase created and used majorly by women to continuously keep and get more of their victims in bondage(your lot).

For you to write this actually shows you haven’t been totally liberated from the simping spirit ravaging you.
Every men at a point of their lives has being a simp which is why I supported your second paragraph.
So my brother no be only you your mum be full house wife and that’s not a reason for you not to still be smart even after your ordeal with your ex.

Me had never simp for a woman, woman never do me strong thing, that I can remember,

Freshtruth:
I did mine this year
I collect 70k loan from easy by to flex a girl that stay in another town .
I send her 5k for tafair , down to my town I paid for 20k hotel room when she came she said she was hungry I bought 8k food for her why I bought 1500 naira food for her self I bought h r 3k ice cream and black bullet for her , Omo when we start work this girl when dey claim good girl the whole place has been brutally destroy d thin no dey grip my stuff at alll omo everything wide thank God I use protection if not I would have been treating infections like this. Omo I just dey think my life all night I have to force myself to do 2 rounds more due to the hotel room I paid for make money no go waste breast done fall patapata . I still have her 12k home for thanks for coming . Omo she dey call me tire I no pick and I no block the love fade once.

Hahaha LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ....bad market ...hope u don pay ur debt .

daniwise:
back in those days our guy can travel from Lagos to Maiduguri on a date[color=#990000][/color]

LMAO 😂😂😂

Reloadedisraelp:
Hahaha LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ....bad market ...hope u don pay ur debt .

I swear down

fergie001:
Please, I think I am one of the most stupid person ever in this category.

I prefer not to speak about it, abeg.

Say it bro we listen we don’t judge 🤓🤓

I ve always been at the receiving end

I dey love with brain

I allowed her to be semi-v*g*n

spencekat:
Bandits dey road o, be careful o.

If she loves you and she is from Ilorin, she may not betray you.

fergie001:
Please, I think I am one of the most stupid person ever in this category.

I prefer not to speak about it, abeg.

No be lie, I no your story well well, u mumu get grade

tunnyl:
Marriage i guess. If it counts as mumu thing since all men must marry.

You don’t say… tell me something brother 🤔

UnlimitedNG:
Today is Saturday, you may be married now or still single...Let's reflect on the stupid things we have done for the sake of love and let us all get entertained with the experiences...

I stumbled on a post on this topic and I flashed back to my personal experience some years ago. So, let me start with mine. Mind you, I am now happily married with 3 children.

Some years ago I was doing strong-head chasing for this Kogi babe I met during NYSC. She relocated to Sokoto after camp. One Friday night around 11p.m., she called me on WhatsApp:
“Babe, I just dey miss you anyhow. If to say you dey here now…”

As Lagos boy with mumu love, I stood up from my bed in Surulere. Next thing, I was at Jibowu park. No toothbrush, no ATM card, just ₦18k and the hoodie I was wearing. I entered God is Good night bus to Sokoto. Sixteen hours journey o.

I didn’t even tell her I was coming. I wanted it to be a “romantic surprise”. I arrived Saturday afternoon, dusty, smelling like conductor’s armpit, and called her. She shouted: “Ah! You no serious! I just landed in Lagos this morning for my cousin’s wedding!”

Immediately, my brain reset. I stood under Sokoto sun for 10 minutes, calculating my life. I used my last ₦3k to buy fura da nono and sat at the park. Then, I took the next night bus back to Lagos on Sunday. Roughly 32 hours on the road total. She sent me “awww thanks for trying” with laughing emoji.

Till today, my wife still calls me, “Sokoto lover” because I told her about the experience... and NEPA took light the day I tried to explain myself.

Never been in (romantic) love and I pray and resolve never to be...it's pure self-sabotage

Love in that context is known worldwide to be blind, it's a handicapped entity/state of mind that does way more harm than good to the person that is stewpid enough to entertain it

frankson1:
You had a good relationship with his mother and she never told you until the day you called to report her son

Make una take am easy o..

Why did you just conclude that I had a "good relationship" with the mother because I had her phone number? Are you a Mumu .

It was my first time of speaking with her. I copied her number from her son's phone. Next time, make sure you think before jumping at things See as you just succeeded in disgracing yourself on a public forum.

workchopNG:
To buy him Heineken for being a mumu and spending without sense for a girl that asked him to stop coming to her house unannounced?

The s!mp suppose collect 12 lashes for straight 7 days, twice on a Wednesday.

but he was wise enough to quit the relationship even when the girl came to beg, also, he moved on without telling her, some men will almost die there. he tried, a lot men spend money on women and couldn't cope when the curtain was drawn.

Greenodds:
It's easy for any man that was raised by a father who provided everything and didn't allow his wife work to provide for his woman. I mumu sha aa but it's only guys that weren't raised by a real man or from poor homes that would think what I did was too extreme.

Everyman has at one point in their life done foolish things for a girl. Hypocrites will laugh and judge but in secret guys like that do worse.

you are more than correct, a lot of men have done worse,they will be here talking nonsense, like commented, you even tried to exist the relationship before she realize what is going on, even when she tried to beg, omo, you done move on, some men will die there in the name of love, guy, na men you be.

OverCalculating:
A few years ago, while I was still in the university, I called my boyfriend's mother to report what her son did to me. She added his wife to the call. I never knew or suspected he was married. It was really a shameful experience for me.

Kogi lokoja love

OverCalculating:
Why did you just conclude that I had a "good relationship" with the mother because I had her phone number? Are you a Mumu .

It was my first time of speaking with her. I copied her number from her son's phone. Next time, make sure you think before jumping at things See as you just succeeded in disgracing yourself on a public forum.

d married man really enjoy u while it lasted
wonderful side piece

IyanAtiEgusi:
d married man really enjoy u while it lasted
wonderful side piece

It was mutual. I enjoyed him too. If I had known he was married, I wouldn't have gone far with him. We dated for 2 months or thereabouts.

OverCalculating:
It was mutual. I enjoyed him too. If I had known he was married, I wouldn't have gone far with him. We dated for 2 months or thereabouts.

what was his best style?
did he use to smack that ny@sh in ur profile as u walk by?