₦airaland Forum

These people sef
We masses are worried about kidnapping and insecurities around the country,


Na vibrators be NPF worries

EmmyMaestro:
These ones will be part of "Team I don't Need a Man". After playing with vibrators, they will come out and say a man cannot satisfy me.

This type of women deserve those guys that drink burantashi before the main action.

Meaning what? Don't men masturbate?

EmmyMaestro:
These ones will be part of "Team I don't Need a Man". After playing with vibrators, they will come out and say a man cannot satisfy me.

This type of women deserve those guys that drink burantashi before the main action.

How is their choice your business

Well, the inspector may have needs of his own that he may wish to satisfy with the vibrator. The ladies should kindly allow him to use it.

Stupid country.

do the police even know what a vibrator is and how its used? let's start from there.

kpankpangolo:
Policemen in checkpoints are bored. All they see are cars pass every other minute. It’s why they frustrate commuters by telling them to stay for hours in a bid to entertain themselves. When you’re frustrated, frustrating other people becomes an amusing activity.

When a larger number of them are useless where they supposed to have been useful why won't they be frustrated.

It seems these USELESS piou nor dey read news about their dismissed colleagues

SMD

Although I don't support single ladies using vibrators unless they have vowed they will never marry, but what the police did is an unjustifiable invasion of their privacy. They should get a good lawyer and sue the police.

If the policeman wan turn to their vibrator make inn come out straight nah, Abi which one be vibrator Na exhibit in Nigeria.
Useless illiterate mofos. So exhibit don automatically mean illegal stuff

professore:
Women that are supposed to be in their husband's house carrying babies are now carrying vibrators up and down. The societal standard is simply the best.

God will judge all the politicians that spoilt our economy and made the lives of youths/adults miserable and frustrative (if there is any English like that).

How is it your business whether they are married or not?!

Drugs can be hidden inside vibrators

professore:
Women that are supposed to be in their husband's house carrying babies are now carrying vibrators up and down. The societal standard is simply the best.

God will judge all the politicians that spoilt our economy and made the lives of youths/adults miserable and frustrative (if there is any English like that).

Do you really believe this is something new? ... women using objects for self sexual satisfaction? Vin ator is just one of many tools used for this . Most of our "moral wives" do not have vibrators ....but be using cucumber and bananas and other stuff to serve the same purpose.... cucumber being the #1 choice. Isn't it the same cucumber they slice and feed you as salad? If you didn't know now you know. The problem is the Police ... let's focus on their action ... is it illegal to hav a vibrator? If not ... why seize it? ... maybe they are undercover gay?...and want to use it on each other? I wish the women would've jumped them and stuff the vibrator in their mouth. Unbelievable....who will want to hold a woman's vibrator?....I wish she had some kind contagious disease that transfer to them .

A vibrator is now seen as a weapon by the Nigerian police

The policemen are only looking for bribe. They will first threngthen you illegally to the extent the only option for you is to beg and offer bribe to them. That’s their modus operandi

this is not even funny. in a country riddled with banditry and mass murder.
what a waste of public funds.

ChristianMuslim:
Bayelsa have become so useless that the only news coming out from there is vibrator news

It's your State that has become so useless.

Innocent citizens are in the bush under the rain with bandits and you're here harassing fake gbolas. Nonsense

Wetin concern police with vibrator does it looks like stolen man prick abeg give wetin Dey cure her mood😁aunty u self beg the police man and arrange him MAY. Only legend will u relate that better

EmmyMaestro:
These ones will be part of "Team I don't Need a Man". After playing with vibrators, they will come out and say a man cannot satisfy me.

This type of women deserve those guys that drink burantashi before the main action.

That's not the bone of contention here, whether someone wants to be with a man or not shouldn't be any one's business. The main discussion here is whether possession of vibrator institutes an arrest? The police here are clearly overstepping their boundaries and should be cautioned!

I don't know why a lot of Nigerian men are so archaic with their thinking and mentality.

professore:
Women that are supposed to be in their husband's house carrying babies are now carrying vibrators up and down. The societal standard is simply the best.

God will judge all the politicians that spoilt our economy and made the lives of youths/adults miserable and frustrative (if there is any English like that).

Is it a crime to not get married? How is it anyone's business whether how an adult chooses to live their lives? You people should please stop with all these archaic thinking abeg, it's getting really embarrassing.

Possession of vibrator is not a crime in federal republic of Nigeria, and that policeman is overstepping.

brain54:
Where Dem dey carry vibrator dey go upadan...?


The one Dem dey use am for house since never reach them now na vibrate as you go dey wan dey do!

.. konji can happen at anywhere..so any place where konji hold them they use the vibrator 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Women and vibrator..they do not joke with it

EmmyMaestro:
These ones will be part of "Team I don't Need a Man". After playing with vibrators, they will come out and say a man cannot satisfy me.

This type of women deserve those guys that drink burantashi before the main action.

Her life, her rules. Is having a intimacy gadget a crime?

professore:
Women that are supposed to be in their husband's house carrying babies are now carrying vibrators up and down. The societal standard is simply the best.

God will judge all the politicians that spoilt our economy and made the lives of youths/adults miserable and frustrative (if there is any English like that).

Married women with children die faster than single women without children. Husbands and children cut their life expectancy, especially the husband whom contribute more to them dieing faster.

Very funny people, but why are you carrying it up and down nah, it should be for home service alone, that thing can be used to blind someone and carry his car away ( according to police)😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

Nigeria police when they leave their job responsibilty and divert to issue that does not concern them.

so if I am travelling with a pack of condom, it becomes an offence?
let me stop here and wait for any police wey go follow me drag rubbish

Oga police please give them their vibrator ohhhh. Even though I don't support the use of that rubbish, both spiritually and physically, it is no body's business and certainly not a crime for anyone to carry one.
This our policemen sef. They need to reeducate them on the intricacies of modern policing.

The police, the ladies, the vibrator, all of them will be fine.

Hope Arsenal win the UCL sha

UkoAnnang:


Yes

Carry or having vibrator is a crime and attract capital punishment

There are so many young men out there looking forward and ready to service someone's daughters.

A traditional Annang man like me who is always ready for services, what am I going to do if them take vibrator replace me

Don't be stupid. There's no law banning the possession of intimacy gadgets. Some of you in this country are still living in the 19th century, you people have refused to evolve.

TemporaryHansel:
Don't be stupid. There's no law banning the possession of intimacy gadgets. Some of you in this country are still living in the 19th century, you people have refused to evolve.

If you were not silly you should have noticed that I was just making jokes.
But it seems frustration is really getting into your numb brain