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I remember when my neighbor used to use her vibrator every morning and night, anytime I heard the humming sound I usually thought she was using blender to make fruit juice or grinding tomatoes

Innocent me , took me months to figure it out

Vibrators and IPhone…. Are weapon of destruction

Nigerian police 👮‍♀️ Are caping

[quote author=Chickenandchips post=139538104]"How can having a vibrator bring us shame? Did you mean to arrest us for possessing a v!brator?"

Who settle this argument!

"How can having a vibrator bring us shame? Did you mean to arrest us for possessing a v!brator?"

Who settle this argument! pic.twitter.com/ZumeH3L901

— Emeka Ejimadu (@Emekaa_Ejimadu) May 27, 2026

are the policemen harassing her Boyfriend nah😃😃😃

These police are fooo how can they leave main job and face a lady joy giver. Na so arm robbers go use kpai them soon they see ladies there dic is hard and they sieze there stuff to let them wait.

Mumu policing

please what is vibrator this people are talking about, I'm just hearing this for the first time

kpankpangolo:
Policemen in checkpoints are bored. All they see are cars pass every other minute. It’s why they frustrate commuters by telling them to stay for hours in a bid to entertain themselves. When you’re frustrated, frustrating other people becomes an amusing activity.

So so so true

Zooposki:
Married women with children die faster than single women without children. Husbands and children cut their life expectancy, especially the husband whom contribute more to them dieing faster.

A man or woman with a great spouse glow, live healthy, joyful and live longer. A man or a woman with a bad spouse is liable to die earlier than they should. Understand that.

In sincerity is that is not part of police job? Is it a crime for a lady to have it? Why harassing her over what she bought with her money? Did she stole it or anybody vibratory is missing and they accused of the stealing? If all these questions carries No as answer then the police went too far.

I'm not in support of women using it but since it's not criminalised then no hassle.

GeneralOuki:
Is it a crime to not get married? How is it anyone's business whether how an adult chooses to live their lives? You people should please stop with all these archaic thinking abeg, it's getting really embarrassing.

Possession of vibrator is not a crime in federal republic of Nigeria, and that policeman is overstepping.

Do you wish the ladies in the video were your daughters and can you go on TV to defend your supposed daughters?

Of course to marry or not is always a choice, even in religious settings.

Originalsly:
Do you really believe this is something new? ... women using objects for self sexual satisfaction? Vin ator is just one of many tools used for this . Most of our "moral wives" do not have vibrators ....but be using cucumber and bananas and other stuff to serve the same purpose.... cucumber being the #1 choice. Isn't it the same cucumber they slice and feed you as salad? If you didn't know now you know. The problem is the Police ... let's focus on their action ... is it illegal to hav a vibrator? If not ... why seize it? ... maybe they are undercover gay?...and want to use it on each other? I wish the women would've jumped them and stuff the vibrator in their mouth. Unbelievable....who will want to hold a woman's vibrator?....I wish she had some kind contagious disease that transfer to them .

oh no I don't eat salad, just confess to me you have been fed salad with used cucumber

geoworldedu:
You people will leave the topic and be talking okpata

something is telling me you will soon be caught with a vibrator as well.

MarkNsukkaBread:
How is it your business whether they are married or not?!

How many vibrators do you want before the year ends?

professore:
Women that are supposed to be in their husband's house carrying babies are now carrying vibrators up and down. The societal standard is simply the best.

God will judge all the politicians that spoilt our economy and made the lives of youths/adults miserable and frustrative (if there is any English like that).

Oga if there's no English like that before, there is now.

You just invented another yéyé English... 😁

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

What is their business with the ladies' vibrators. Misplaced responsibility kawai. Nonsense 😡

professore:
something is telling me you will soon be caught with a vibrator as well.

I masturbate on a steady. I don't need vibrator. For those who need it, I don't condemn them. Come lemme teach you how to masturbate.

brain54:
Where Dem dey carry vibrator dey go upadan...?


The one Dem dey use am for house since never reach them now na vibrate as you go dey wan dey do!

Leave wetin dey for inside motor,
Enter motor,

It's an adage

Wetin concern the police man with vibrator?
Haaa,
That means phone possession will soon be an offence na

Truvelisback:
It's your State that has become so useless.

Madam na to find another state o

professore:
Do you wish the ladies in the video were your daughters and can you go on TV to defend your supposed daughters?

Of course to marry or not is always a choice, even in religious settings.

Abeg cease with all this hypothetical virtue signalling, Some of you still patronise Olosho, some almost 10gb worth of porn in their phones that they masturbate to every night but then come here to tell adults how to sexually satisfy themselves.

I will ask again, since when did vibrator become a contraband in Federal republic of Nigeria?

GeneralOuki:
Abeg cease with all this hypothetical virtue signalling, Some of you still patronise Olosho, some almost 10gb worth of porn in their phones that they masturbate to every night but then come here to tell adults how to sexually satisfy themselves.

I will ask again, since when did vibrator become a contraband in Federal republic of Nigeria?

is there anyone who wishes to give birth to such? I don't patronize such, it's funny how you people generalize. If you move about with vibrators just go and get married simple, otherwise Nigeria police go just they harass you any how

geoworldedu:
I masturbate on a steady. I don't need vibrator. For those who need it, I don't condemn them. Come lemme teach you how to masturbate.

I will tell Nigeria police to harass you for being such a chronic masturbator, don't ask me what exhibits they need to find on you, I know how to take care of that.

correctguy101:
Oga if there's no English like that before, there is now.

You just invented another yéyé English... 😁

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

frustrative Nigerian youth, please vote wisely come 2027.

Naija police taya me jare. One day cannot pass without stories of their shenanigans.

What is prodress

McLizbae:
Lols.... Police is there friendenemy.

"Is Vibrator a crime?"🤣
Justice for vuuuum
[quote author=Chickenandchips post=139538104]"How can having a vibrator bring us shame? Did you mean to arrest us for possessing a v!brator?"

Who settle this argument!

"How can having a vibrator bring us shame? Did you mean to arrest us for possessing a v!brator?"

Who settle this argument! pic.twitter.com/ZumeH3L901

— Emeka Ejimadu (@Emekaa_Ejimadu) May 27, 2026

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professore:
is there anyone who wishes to give birth to such? I don't patronize such, it's funny how you people generalize. If you move about with vibrators just go and get married simple, otherwise Nigeria police go just they harass you any how

This is a backward mentality and all it does is to encourage the police to overstep and harass citizens out of prejudice. It's a sad thing that people like you are okay with police harassing law abiding citizens just because they do not conform to your societal standards. This is the reason why we have the kind of politicians and security operatives that we have in this country.

[quote author=Chickenandchips post=139538104]"How can having a vibrator bring us shame? Did you mean to arrest us for possessing a v!brator?"

Who settle this argument!

"How can having a vibrator bring us shame? Did you mean to arrest us for possessing a v!brator?"

Who settle this argument! pic.twitter.com/ZumeH3L901

— Emeka Ejimadu (@Emekaa_Ejimadu) May 27, 2026

vibrator looked like gun...una carried weapon

GeneralOuki:
This is a backward mentality and all it does is to encourage the police to overstep and harass citizens out of prejudice. It's a sad thing that people like you are okay with police harassing law abiding citizens just because they do not conform to your societal standards. This is the reason why we have the kind of politicians and security operatives that we have in this country.

I never said I am okay with the police harassment and never will I encourage it, who knows who might be next?

But police harassment is real, even to those who live right. How much more those who don't? And I am not saying vibrators mean you are not living right, but my statement is a different angle entirely, that is why the second line was put there.

professore:
I never said I am okay with the police harassment and never will I encourage it, who knows who might be next?

But police harassment is real, even to those who live right. How much more those who don't? And I am not saying vibrators mean you are not living right, but my statement is a different angle entirely, that is why the second line was put there.

Your statement completely ignored the real issue which is police harassment and instead attacked the victim of said harassment. In other words, you were tacitly justifying the police harassing the citizen for the possession of a vibrator.

ChristianMuslim:
They should charge those ladies for possession of kpekus ammunition

Top requirement for NPF recruitment is that you must be a stark illiterate. As it's the only way to explain or justify all the usual police behaviors across the country