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As a Guy, what are some of the worst insults, that a lady can give to you?

A slap. That's the worst I can take from any lady.

TylerForbes:
A slap. That's the worst I can take from any lady.

Why will a lady ever slap a guy? Perhaps that happens only in Nollywood movies.

To call me a jobless guy, especially if I'm actually jobless.

Or to call me a broke guy when I'm actually broke.

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TylerForbes:
A slap. That's the worst I can take from any lady.

essentialone:
As a Guy, what are some of the worst insults, that a lady can give to you?

As a teenager who was trying to woo a girl in my street who was still in secondary school then I was done . She told me I am too small for her and I have no money.
But she fine with good body sha I no go lie .
That was the only time a lady look down on me . Since then nobody have ever look down on me again .

Smartguyboy:
As a teenager who was trying to woo a girl in my street who was still in secondary school then I was done . She told me I am too small for her and I have no money.
But she fine with good body sha I no go lie .
That was the only time a lady look down on me . Since then nobody have ever look down on me again .

That was a big insult she gave you there.

I nova see wetin woman wan tell me for this life. make I dey pay attention to People wey sabi lie pass lizard.?

But wait oh... I remember.

My sister friend tell me say her brothers wey dey play basketball go need use my chest as Board for their rim. say dem go just nail the rim to my chest. 😂😁🤣. This was almost 20 years ago.

The reason I ever started to GYM till all my body tear (Triple H was my model back then)

Samantha125:
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E be like say you like fight pass quarrel.

hope say you don dey understand naija pijin lingua small small sha.

AllBlack:
I nova see wetin woman wan tell me for this life. make I dey pay attention to People wey sabi lie pass lizard.?

But wait oh... I remember.

My sister friend tell me say her brothers wey dey play basketball go need use my chest as Board for their rim. say dem go just nail the rim to my chest. 😂😁🤣. This was almost 20 years ago.

The reason I ever started to GYM till all my body tear (Triple H was my model back then)

A.D.T.R., I hear you. Smiles.

Any lady that successfully turns down the sexual advances of a guy, sees the guy as a Womanizer, and sees herself as a Virgin.

That is a big insult most guys are not aware of.

essentialone:
A.D.T.R., I hear you. Smiles.

I.N.S.W.Y.D.T stay trippy.

AllBlack:
I.N.S.W.Y.D.T stay trippy.

Lol. Please what does that mean o?

essentialone:
Lol. Please what does that mean o?

Abeg as I no ask you wetin your own mean, you seff no ask me make we no tear shirt this morning.

A Day To Remember.

AllBlack:
Abeg as I no ask you wetin your own mean, you seff no ask me make we no tear shirt this morning.

A Day To Remember.

ADTR

Ashawo Die Toto Rest. No be your name?

Na you go collect as well...🤺🤺🤺

And I dey understand small small Pidgin.

AllBlack:
E be like say you like fight pass quarrel.

hope say you don dey understand naija pijin lingua small small sha.

essentialone:
ADTR

Ashawo Die Toto Rest. No be your name?

AllBlack.

Samantha125:
Na you go collect as well...🤺🤺🤺

And I dey understand small small Pidgin.

Ah... Come make I give you small land for naija make you we know say you don join us full time.

Somebody wan mention me but Seun and him mods don block am.

Hahahahahahaha 😂

Na land you wan give me? Ewwoo!!! Thanks eh! But I no like to japa because I go get homesickness.

AllBlack:
Ah... Come make I give you small land for naija make you we know say you don join us full time.

AllBlack:
Ah... Come make I give you small land for naija make you we know say you don join us full time.

Stop wooing my girl indirectly! Samantha is my love and I plan to bring her to Nigeria very soon

Jman06:
Samantha is my love and I plan to bring her to Nigeria very soon

I remember you. Na you be that guy wey I no get work but dey plan to buy AMG 63 Benz.

Baba don tell you to bring somebody abi?

Samantha125:
Na land you wan give me? Ewwoo!!! Thanks eh! But I no like to japa because I go get homesickness.

You see this banny here, E clear say you be confirmed naija banny wey dey disguise to be a southie babe

Comot here jor

AllBlack:
Somebody wan mention me but Seun and him mods don block am.

Hahahahahahaha 😂

Hahahahhahahaha.

I dey learn Pidgin small small for nairaland...

Sonnobax15:
You see this banny here, E clear say you be confirmed naija banny wey dey disguise to be a southie babe

Comot here jor

Absolutely! It's a great, fun, and perfectly witty exchange. It's all charming and lighthearted, showcasing a playful and confident tone. Perfect for a little banter!?

AllBlack:
I remember you. Na you be that guy wey I no get work but dey plan to buy AMG 63 Benz.

Baba don tell you to bring somebody abi?

My Sammie knows what I do already! She knows my work. I'm bringing her to Nigeria just to enjoy my money!

When a lady refuses to pick the call of a guy, or keeps busying the Call, that's an insult most guys are not aware of.

Samantha125:
I dey learn Pidgin small small for nairaland...

. Ok na . At least you're one south African who seems to be more exposed, unlike those your fellow countrymen here on Nairaland . Your husband must be very lucky to have someone like you

Jman06:
My Sammie knows what I do already! She knows my work. I'm bringing her to Nigeria just to enjoy my money!

Person wife.

E be like say all this xenophobia news no dey reach your ear

AllBlack:
Person wife.

E be like say all this xenophobia news no dey reach your ear

New word now is Naijaphobia