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Before You Invite A Lady Over - Romance (2) - Nairaland

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Poll: Will you let a sick lady come over to your house for a sleep over?

Yes 6% (13 votes)
No, my house is not a hospital 93% (202 votes)
This poll has ended

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Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Samantha125(f): 6:52pm On Jul 14
Where did I say I'm from England?
voortrekker966:
Oh, ok.

Which part of England are you from anyway?
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Metrofox(m): 6:53pm On Jul 14
grin as economy bad reach, una still dey invite lady over. chai, naija youths enjoy your chains
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by atobs4real(m): 6:53pm On Jul 14
That is to avoid walking corpse
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Sermwell(m): 6:54pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
Why do you guys keep using AN right before a word that starts with H?
What of "An hour"? grin

Ovasabi!! grin
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by okeyfineboy(m): 6:55pm On Jul 14
Just like An hour
CLOUDRepublic:
The choice between "a" and "an" depends on the sound that starts the following word, not the actual letter.
Although, that up there is just a typographical error. Good you called my attention to it
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by devmoosun: 6:55pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Hanhaan, that escalated really quickly.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Treasure17(m): 6:56pm On Jul 14
The switched from security consciousness to English language purists. Sorry op. Forgotten that your grammar won't protect you when you do jail. grin
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by 99thEnemy(m): 6:58pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
Why do you guys keep using AN right before a word that starts with H?
grin grin grin

TheStoriesOfMan may tell you it's American English or Nigerian English. grin grin grin
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Ekaka14: 6:59pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
This is jugular level squeeze......abeg take am easy with the guy...I was laughing like I won a $billion contract when I read his defence...only for me to see that you don floral him blokos and jugular join grin grin grin
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by ogolemati: 7:01pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin nairaland English mater is here .that guy don't know you flog while teaching
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Adakintroy: 7:02pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
l

Language are meant for communication. Did you get his message.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by AngelicBeing: 7:02pm On Jul 14
shocked
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Jossyman0007(m): 7:03pm On Jul 14
But Samantha,you too get bad mouth ooo shocked shocked shocked

Your subtle jab at the young man even seem more brutal than what the person you quoted told him grin grin grin

Haba!!, temper justice with mercy Mbok , because you just made him feel like ........




UNAM -IKOT.







Samantha125:
Shots fired...🤣🤣🤣... Why are you this brutal? You've now chased the op away from his thread...🤣🤣🤣

It's not his fault that his English is not Englishing, this language never loved us...🤣🤣🤣
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Arostar2023: 7:03pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
All these grammar untop another man’s language?

As for the OP, you see your life? See de insult u don receive because of woman mata.

Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by TheStoriesOfMan: 7:04pm On Jul 14
99thEnemy:
grin grin grin

TheStoriesOfMan may tell you it's American English or Nigerian English. grin grin grin
Is that why you had to tag me?

English is not my language, so if anybody can't understand or communicate in basic, unfiltered English, the joke is on you.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Arostar2023: 7:06pm On Jul 14
Sermwell:
What of "An hour"? grin

Ovasabi!! grin
You wan receive your own flogging abi?
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by JuanDeDios: 7:06pm On Jul 14
voortrekker966:
It's actually correct. Hotel is pronounced with the 'h' silent. Same as 'honest'.
The H in "hotel" is NOT silent. "An hour", but "a hotel".
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Hez143(m): 7:09pm On Jul 14
to all of you that turns this thread into a grammar thread,you are all mæd
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by nnamokenna(m): 7:11pm On Jul 14
voortrekker966:
It's actually correct. Hotel is pronounced with the 'h' silent. Same as 'honest'.
You are totally wrong here. "H" is not silent in "hotel" (except you are a Yoruba man/woman!) so there is nothing like "an hotel" in modern English.

When in doubt, Google is always there. I know that this present generation don't know what a dictionary is. Some probably have never seen one before.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Cyprian221: 7:11pm On Jul 14
CLOUDRepublic:
The choice between "a" and "an" depends on the sound that starts the following word, not the actual letter.
Although, that up there is just a typographical error. Good you called my attention to it
You are right
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by nonny1212: 7:12pm On Jul 14
The health status is always important. Sure she is not epileptic, or having a viral disease.

Guys be careful.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by NaijaNaWaa: 7:16pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Haba! No be fight na. This epistle just because AN and H? Haba, malam!!
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Northsouth(m): 7:19pm On Jul 14
Because poles sha dey always look for holes to poke

Una no know say, na who dey seek, dey see

Man get all responsibility.
If you disagree den keep your rod in order
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by TKVick(m): 7:21pm On Jul 14
nawa, the way they derail this thread na another thing
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Cyprian221: 7:23pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
What are you saying?

What is wrong with you?

You are saying rubbish and still claiming you know, who taught you that it is grammatically wrong to use "AN" before a word that start with H where H is pronounced as "a" or with the vowel sound "ou" and "o"?

He humbly accepted your correction and as well corrected you where you are wrong also but you are still saying trash as if the op is your child or you know better when in real sense, you dont
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Dejijossy(m): 7:30pm On Jul 14
You have Just scolded yourself.


AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Samuels90: 7:31pm On Jul 14
AllBlack:
You should have quietly and humbly taken the correction but see how you wrote this garbage with so much confidence because of empty vessel level pride. This is how people like you wear suit and tie and mislead people especially in public places like this.

What school did you attend to learn such? Did any of your teachers even bother to teach you about VOWEL SOUNDS & CONSONANT SOUNDS or were they busy selling egusi in class? What was your score in JAMB (ENGLISH alone)?

I dey correct you and you dey try TEACH me? Telling me NOT THE ACTUAL LETTER? Please, what sound does the letter make?

Show me where it has become valid to use AN right before a word starts with H as regards places; I dare you.

Typo? You deliberately added N to A and you want to tell me about Typo? I have been typing on keys (Typewriter) before keyboards came into existence and I know a Typo when I see one. Look at the the distance between A and N then shamelessly mention Typo again.
Baba don vex 😂😂
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by Samuels90: 7:32pm On Jul 14
Samantha125:
Shots fired...🤣🤣🤣... Why are you this brutal? You've now chased the op away from his thread...🤣🤣🤣

It's not his fault that his English is not Englishing, this language never loved us...🤣🤣🤣
You like problem too😂😂
Re: Before You Invite A Lady Over by 99thEnemy(m): 7:34pm On Jul 14
TheStoriesOfMan:
Is that why you had to tag me?

English is not my language, so if anybody can't understand or communicate in basic, unfiltered English, the joke is on you.
Ah ah!

Have you lost your sense of humor so soon?
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