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Alright, good evening/night everyone. It's your regular story teller Kalulu44.
Two weeks ago, my security company deployed me from the hotel I used to secure to a more badder hotel.
This new hotel had in house Os unlike the former one that is just strictly apartment for lodging.
In the past 2 weeks I have been at this new place, I have seen things that are weird and funny at the same time.
.
Within this two weeks, I have come to know some of the Os, so I sometimes I help shy clients to call the ones I knew for them.
So ystday, while club activities was going on inside the hotel. An Aboki approached me at my post and ask me if they're girls he can book for short time. I said yes they're, that he should go inside and make his choice.
Aboki told me he's shy, that I should help him organise one and he will give me 1k.
I ask him if he has money and he said yes. I drew my ear closer to him again and spoke the little Hausa I knew "shey akawo kudi"
He replied yes again.
So I told him to wait and give me 5min.
So I went and call one sharp Os for him. Me and the Os got to where he was, since it was my duty post I couldn't have excuse them or walk away. So I was there when the negotiation was taking place.
.
Though I gave them some little distance but I was still hearing what they were saying.
Aboki ask Os how much for short time.
Os said 15k. Aboki puts his hands on his head and exclaimed "wayo Allah" 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
Laugh wan kill me where I dey.
He was still shouting wayo Allah when Os snapped him out of his misery and ask him how much you wan pay nah.
Aboki brought his hands down and stammered a little before saying 4k.
Os did waka to him and told him, "go your house go do soapy" 😀😀😀😀😀.
And then walked away. I was still laughing when Aboki came to me and said "my friend so their money cost like this.
I then remind him shey I told him if he has kudi?
.
He then said I should go help him tell the girl that he'll pay 7k. I told him plainly that the last she'll collect is 10k and he'll still pay for room. Aboki then said "wana yarinya mei barawo ne" 😀😀😀😀😀 and then walk off.
I swear to God, laugh wan tear my belle.
.
Then this night, a Toyota Corolla drove in carrying 4 Indian men. I quickly went and call one of the Os that's close to me. I told her some Indian guys just entered, won't she go and hustle for one of them.
And she gave me a reply that surprises me.
She said "God forbid bad thing" I asked her why did she say so.
She said Indians and Chinese guys smells awful smell.
That the only time she f*cks one of them, she almost choke to death with their garlic and other smells.
Chai..... Nothing wey Uche not Musa no go see or hear for him gate 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
.
So guys, enjoy this tonight. I have more coming.
Next...... Is a story of a simp dating one of the Os inside there.... Watch out for it.
@Wotowotoman
@pootle
@congo4ka
@Mariangeles
@CJStarz

Hows it different to any other relationship here. All Nigerian men pay for it. You get a bill before a first date. Its not like you can just show up and talk the pants off of a woman like we can.

The philosophy of Nigerian men 101 = flash the cash for a bit of gash. Your wedding system is the same. You buy a legal right from a family that has no business selling them then treat the woman like property after and even collecting security deposits back in divorce. Strange country.

E bi like say you like this your abroko work wella

lindqvistbergst:
Hows it different to any other relationship here. All Nigerian men pay for it. You get a bill before a first date. Its not like you can just show up and talk the pants off of a woman like we can.

The philosophy of Nigerian men 101 = flash the cash for a bit of gash. Your wedding system is the same. You buy a legal right from a family that has no business selling them then treat the woman like property after and even collecting security deposits back in divorce. Strange country.

What concerns the post with what you just spilled out now.
I made a post about how it was like a comedy to me when Aboki was negotiating with an Os. And you brought in something else entirely.

ikeno:
E bi like say you like this your abroko work wella

Lolz! Abroko or aproko. Oya talk say you no enjoy the gist.

Make una fxght

Kalulu44:
What concerns the post with what you just spilled out now.
I made a post about how it was like a comedy to me when Aboki was negotiating with an Os. And you brought in something else entirely.

Laugh wan kill me here

Kalulu44:
What concerns the post with what you just spilled out now.
I made a post about how it was like a comedy to me when Aboki was negotiating with an Os. And you brought in something else entirely.

Yeah, And you got roasted for it.
You.
Pay.
Too.

lindqvistbergst:
Hows it different to any other relationship here. All Nigerian men pay for it. You get a bill before a first date. Its not like you can just show up and talk the pants off of a woman like we can.

The philosophy of Nigerian men 101 = flash the cash for a bit of gash. Your wedding system is the same. You buy a legal right from a family that has no business selling them then treat the woman like property after and even collecting security deposits back in divorce. Strange country.

Are you in anyway, insinuating we the menfolk brought r/ship with the opposite sex & marriage to this all time low ?

Strange country...

Is your current location immune to all the op narrated?

Lastpharoah33:
Are you in anyway, insinuating we the menfolk brought r/ship with the opposite sex & marriage to this all time low ?

Strange country...

Is your current location immune to all the op narrated?

I was not implying it.
I was not being coy about it.
Its exactly what I said and I said it from port Harcourt in your country.

And Nigerian women do not bill us before a first date. When we ask them out they want to make a good impression on the European. And you do buy relationships here. Literally. You even buy marriages from families that legally have no business selling them. Legally speaking you can just take the woman and marry her not even meeting the family thats my entire point. Families have NO LEGAL RIGHTS OVER ADULTS. You can vote and shag before marriage so why on earth do you believe that suddenly at marriage time that its a legal requirement to buy permission from a family. The only people that have rights are 2 in the relationship. You have successfully monetised entire relationships in every form.
Walk into any city or town or village and you constantly hear the local men offering cash for some gash.

Kalulu44:
Alright, good evening/night everyone. It's your regular story teller Kalulu44.
Two weeks ago, my security company deployed me from the hotel I used to secure to a more badder hotel.
This new hotel had in house Os unlike the former one that is just strictly apartment for lodging.
In the past 2 weeks I have been at this new place, I have seen things that are weird and funny at the same time.
.
Within this two weeks, I have come to know some of the Os, so I sometimes I help shy clients to call the ones I knew for them.
So ystday, while club activities was going on inside the hotel. An Aboki approached me at my post and ask me if they're girls he can book for short time. I said yes they're, that he should go inside and make his choice.
Aboki told me he's shy, that I should help him organise one and he will give me 1k.
I ask him if he has money and he said yes. I drew my ear closer to him again and spoke the little Hausa I knew "shey akawo kudi"
He replied yes again.
So I told him to wait and give me 5min.
So I went and call one sharp Os for him. Me and the Os got to where he was, since it was my duty post I couldn't have excuse them or walk away. So I was there when the negotiation was taking place.
.
Though I gave them some little distance but I was still hearing what they were saying.
Aboki ask Os how much for short time.
Os said 15k. Aboki puts his hands on his head and exclaimed "wayo Allah" 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
Laugh wan kill me where I dey.
He was still shouting wayo Allah when Os snapped him out of his misery and ask him how much you wan pay nah.
Aboki brought his hands down and stammered a little before saying 4k.
Os did waka to him and told him, "go your house go do soapy" 😀😀😀😀😀.
And then walked away. I was still laughing when Aboki came to me and said "my friend so their money cost like this.
I then remind him shey I told him if he has kudi?
.
He then said I should go help him tell the girl that he'll pay 7k. I told him plainly that the last she'll collect is 10k and he'll still pay for room. Aboki then said "wana yarinya mei barawo ne" 😀😀😀😀😀 and then walk off.
I swear to God, laugh wan tear my belle.
.
Then this night, a Toyota Corolla drove in carrying 4 Indian men. I quickly went and call one of the Os that's close to me. I told her some Indian guys just entered, won't she go and hustle for one of them.
And she gave me a reply that surprises me.
She said "God forbid bad thing" I asked her why did she say so.
She said Indians and Chinese guys smells awful smell.
That the only time she f*cks one of them, she almost choke to death with their garlic and other smells.
Chai..... Nothing wey Uche not Musa no go see or hear for him gate 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
.
So guys, enjoy this tonight. I have more coming.
Next...... Is a story of a simp dating one of the Os inside there.... Watch out for it.
@Wotowotoman
@pootle
@congo4ka
@Mariangeles
@CJStarz

where is your location I want to order one OS please

Amovingman:
where is your location I want to order one OS please

Lolz! I no advice you to waste your money o

lindqvistbergst:
Yeah, And you got roasted for it.
You.
Pay.
Too.

No be only roast you no like cooked

Kalulu44:
Lolz! I no advice you to waste your money o

your location please 🙏

I’m serious here

15k is nothing

Baronthecelebri:
Make una fxght

Tah, me fight ke. Me wey just dey catch fun and cruise here

Amovingman:
your location please 🙏

I’m serious here

15k is nothing

Hmmm... My location is far from your location

Amovingman:
I Dey ketu Lagos bro

Location is not a barrier

OS for mascara Ketu is 50k

Ah! You don't mean it.
Here is standard 10k for short time, 20k or more depending on negotiating power for day break.

Kalulu44:
No be only roast you no like cooked

Wow. You understand that when you get married you will most likely be paying to marry the type of woman in your stories.

Whos the simp? The man living with Nigerian women knowing i will never marry them because.....why would i? There is no benefit to it.

I wanted kids = i got kids and the bride price is irrelevant the family come near them = I send the coppers.

I want sex = it lives with me already. And no divorce so all my stuff is safe.

The best part = the law is my side.

The Simps are the men that listen to the family nonsense and make traditional virginity and lineage payments where those things do not exist. You are quite literally paying to play with the package it came in.

Lastpharoah33:
Are you in anyway, insinuating we the menfolk brought r/ship with the opposite sex & marriage to this all time low ?

Strange country...

Is your current location immune to all the op narrated?

Don't mind him, he just went off topic

lindqvistbergst:
Wow. You understand that when you get married you will most likely be paying to marry the type of woman in your stories.

Whos the simp? The man living with Nigerian women knowing i will never marry them because.....why would i? There is no benefit to it.

I wanted kids = i got kids and the bride price is irrelevant the family come near them = I send the coppers.

I want sex = it lives with me already. And no divorce so all my stuff is safe.

The best part = the law is my side.

The Simps are the men that listen to the family nonsense and make traditional virginity and lineage payments where those things do not exist. You are quite literally paying to play with the package it came in.

And I ask again, what concerns my post with what your are saying now

Kalulu44:
And I ask again, what concerns my post with what your are saying now

Think outside the box the you are gagging to pay to slide into.

Kalulu44:
Don't mind him, he just went off topic

Off topic? Its about prostitution and its highly documented that families are pimps here. Thats smack bang on topic.

Kalulu44:
And I ask again, what concerns my post with what your are saying now

Aww. Would you like a crayon so you can connect the dots..............?

The thing i find funniest about the local men is......that you get very stroppy when you cannot control the narrative.

Scratch that....the funniest thing is.....if your woman can act like a girl all soft and feminine that means she's with a man.......if she has to act like your mother then shes with a boy....if you have to flash the cash to get the gash that screams boy. Men just talk the panties off them.

lindqvistbergst:
I was not implying it.
I was not being coy about it.
Its exactly what I said and I said it from port Harcourt in your country.

And Nigerian women do not bill us before a first date. When we ask them out they want to make a good impression on the European. And you do buy relationships here. Literally. You even buy marriages from families that legally have no business selling them. Legally speaking you can just take the woman and marry her not even meeting the family thats my entire point. Families have NO LEGAL RIGHTS OVER ADULTS. You can vote and shag before marriage so why on earth do you believe that suddenly at marriage time that its a legal requirement to buy permission from a family. The only people that have rights are 2 in the relationship. You have successfully monetised entire relationships in every form.
Walk into any city or town or village and you constantly hear the local men offering cash for some gash.

Understood.

Kalulu44:
Don't mind him, he just went off topic

*Scoffs

Ignore that foolish european racist on this thread.

Very funny thread i don laugh tire

Lastpharoah33:
Understood.

Look at the topics of op and how often he says "simp and simping" then step back and look the wedding cultures.....they are the definition of simping.

You know how rife transactional sex is. How rife sexual assault is. How rife hookups and casual sex are.

Then you turn up at a family gate and its basically "please may I pay for you for my legal rights and absolutely nothing traditional" then sit there quietly while other people dictate the terms and the amount you pay before you can use your legal rights. Then after you run around screaming "submit to me woman"

You mistake dominance with dominate. A man with a dominant presence does not need to dominate. Submission happens naturally.

Kalulu44:
Alright, good evening/night everyone. It's your regular story teller Kalulu44.
Two weeks ago, my security company deployed me from the hotel I used to secure to a more badder hotel.
This new hotel had in house Os unlike the former one that is just strictly apartment for lodging.
In the past 2 weeks I have been at this new place, I have seen things that are weird and funny at the same time.
.
Within this two weeks, I have come to know some of the Os, so I sometimes I help shy clients to call the ones I knew for them.
So ystday, while club activities was going on inside the hotel. An Aboki approached me at my post and ask me if they're girls he can book for short time. I said yes they're, that he should go inside and make his choice.
Aboki told me he's shy, that I should help him organise one and he will give me 1k.
I ask him if he has money and he said yes. I drew my ear closer to him again and spoke the little Hausa I knew "shey akawo kudi"
He replied yes again.
So I told him to wait and give me 5min.
So I went and call one sharp Os for him. Me and the Os got to where he was, since it was my duty post I couldn't have excuse them or walk away. So I was there when the negotiation was taking place.
.
Though I gave them some little distance but I was still hearing what they were saying.
Aboki ask Os how much for short time.
Os said 15k. Aboki puts his hands on his head and exclaimed "wayo Allah" 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
Laugh wan kill me where I dey.
He was still shouting wayo Allah when Os snapped him out of his misery and ask him how much you wan pay nah.
Aboki brought his hands down and stammered a little before saying 4k.
Os did waka to him and told him, "go your house go do soapy" 😀😀😀😀😀.
And then walked away. I was still laughing when Aboki came to me and said "my friend so their money cost like this.
I then remind him shey I told him if he has kudi?
.
He then said I should go help him tell the girl that he'll pay 7k. I told him plainly that the last she'll collect is 10k and he'll still pay for room. Aboki then said "wana yarinya mei barawo ne" 😀😀😀😀😀 and then walk off.
I swear to God, laugh wan tear my belle.
.
Then this night, a Toyota Corolla drove in carrying 4 Indian men. I quickly went and call one of the Os that's close to me. I told her some Indian guys just entered, won't she go and hustle for one of them.
And she gave me a reply that surprises me.
She said "God forbid bad thing" I asked her why did she say so.
She said Indians and Chinese guys smells awful smell.
That the only time she f*cks one of them, she almost choke to death with their garlic and other smells.
Chai..... Nothing wey Uche not Musa no go see or hear for him gate 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
.
So guys, enjoy this tonight. I have more coming.
Next...... Is a story of a simp dating one of the Os inside there.... Watch out for it.
@Wotowotoman
@pootle
@congo4ka
@Mariangeles
@CJStarz

So you just dey there dey observe? Then after your shift na to run go house to soapy after looking all those OS dey waka up and down abi?

lindqvistbergst:
Look at the topics of op and how often he says "simp and simping" then step back and look the wedding cultures.....they are the definition of simping.

You know how rife transactional sex is. How rife sexual assault is. How rife hookups and casual sex are.

Then you turn up at a family gate and its basically "please may I pay for you for my legal rights and absolutely nothing traditional" then sit there quietly while other people dictate the terms and the amount you pay before you can use your legal rights. Then after you run around screaming "submit to me woman"

You mistake dominance with dominate. A man with a dominant presence does not need to dominate. Submission happens naturally.

Kalulu44 Abeg wetin be the jagbajantis wey this Ogbeni write for here 👆