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i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

Still thinking space booked though

My friends sis made me do badt tins wid her...was barely 13

I remembered when i was in Nursery 2.. A teacher was marking notebooks while i was under the desk sampling..

We were fearless then o

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I stole my mum's money a lot to play PS1.

Growing up my sis used to over power me when we fight until i discovered how best to use my teeth, i could bite like crazy .
That was then sha...

chaircover: I can never forget this one . . .

A guest brought a bag of very sharp Ijebu gari for my parents. They weren't in so I took the gari and just put it in my room.

I ate the whole thing little by little without telling my parents. I told my mum years later sha!

Lol! U must hv loved it a lot then!

I cant forget the day i took ma mum's meat in darkness, she was like ' e gba mi talo mu eran'

I once stepped on a fish bone in my house, I didn't know who put it there...so I removed it from my foot and kept it in the foot-match located on the entrance of our sitting room...


Unfortunately, it was my dad that stepped on it.

See shouting

I didn't bother anyway, I wanted someone to feel the pain I felt ..

I was maybe 5 yrs anyway. Now am a good lad

Chillisauce: I once stepped on a fish bone in my house, I didn't know who put it there...so I removed it from my foot and kept it in the foot-match located on the entrance of our sitting room...


Unfortunately, it was my dad that stepped on it.

See shouting

I didn't bother anyway, I wanted someone to feel the pain I felt ..

I was maybe 5 yrs anyway. Now am a good lad

Chai u baaaaddd

sexymoma: I cant forget the day i took ma mum's meat in darkness, she was like ' e gba mi talo mu eran'

Ahhhh i wish she catch u...

No pranks, Strict Mum.

I once killed two houseflies *making love*

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

You are an impossible child, that's why pregnant mothers must pray over their unborn babies, there's a way d deamons possess them.

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Could it then be true, after all that some people are born evil or it is just adventure? Obviously,some people chose to be; "born to be evil".

Need I say more?

gambled alot on.video game house

iamswizz: I remembered when i was in Nursery 2.. A teacher was marking notebooks while i was under the desk sampling a gals pant and going in..

We were fearless then o.

This over aged kid, how come u didn't start school on time?

Bedwet and roll my younger brother to the wet part of the bed to deceive mum my younger brother made the bedwet and not me!

Peeping through the key hole to one bachelor's door in the other room next to ours whenever he brings in a lady.

Removing a strand of a mat to smoke!

chaircover: I can never forget this one . . .

A guest brought a bag of very sharp Ijebu gari for my parents. They weren't in so I took the gari and just put it in my room.

I ate the whole thing little by little without telling my parents. I told my mum years later sha!

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I used to drink half of all the juice pack and then fill the remaining up with water.

I will put sugar in the water when i'm forced to swallow chloroquine

I drowned a goat in a drum of water

Can't forget the day I carried my classmate's school bag and hid it in a dust bin.
I was in primary four.
I still joined the search team that went looking for the bag .
I later brought out the bag secretly when rain have destroyed all the books.
Thank goodness I've changed

I tortuted animals. Injected lizard with water till they were twice their size.

Tore our cushion with razor, broke our neighbours' window playing ball alone and when kasala burst everyone blamed my brothers. I kept quiet.

I was given biscuits for my siblings n myself, i hid it and ate it all myself.

I always hard broken items with sharp edges in my bag. It tortured my aunt, always cut her fingers. She's making me pay for it now though