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Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jul 02, 2014

lanicky: *clears throat*
Twas a sunny day...*jeez! Can't even write a story*

We met on Nl..nd heck! he was too serious for my liking..u know I'm still young nd I want to chop d life of my head..lol

When he asked me out..I was like *I'm gonna teach him a lesson* as a naughty gal

oh well..I thought he was joking..until he called to tell me he's in my street already *I was shocked ..he came all d way from A****

My heart was dancing skelewu...I applied half dozen of pancake on my face...bt, when I looked into d mirror..I looked like my village masquerade..
I wiped off everything...nd I didn't apply anything on my face again. *I'm beautiful without make up*

To cut d long story short...I wore a mini gown..with *2 PANTS* yes 2 pants.

Elantracy...Mz Mariah
Ahn...ahn...don't laugh na
lemme explain jawe..

I wore 2 pant nd a tight because I'm ukwuly endowed...so I wanted to hide my ass inside the pant nd tight.. *bt...d thing still dey shake*

After about 50 minutes...I went to meet d guy..
Nd Wow!! Wow!! He was ««muuuaah»»

We went to Idanre hill together....I had madt fuuuuun.

He went back to A**** d following day nd I felt like crying...although I pretended as if I don't care. *women ego*

M no gonna say more than dat. *Xtarxhyne..amebo dat one don do*

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

I'm looking forward to meeting more nlanders *especially my e family members*

MY NAME REMAINS Olanicky Wizkid

Lolzzz.

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by dre11(m): 3:04pm On Jul 02, 2014

xynerise: The gods are wise

only if the gods understand the heart of men cool

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by xynerise: 3:09pm On Jul 02, 2014

dre11: only if the gods understand the heart of men

And women

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by dre11(m): 3:11pm On Jul 02, 2014

xynerise: And women

those one nah case study on its own
the gods will have to be extra careful on them grin

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Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by xynerise: 3:14pm On Jul 02, 2014

dre11: those one nah case study on its own
the gods will have to be extra careful on them

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by dre11(m): 3:21pm On Jul 02, 2014

xynerise: .

hin be like say the thing self don stable.....
Oga xynerise u never talk ur own nah

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by xynerise: 3:45pm On Jul 02, 2014

dre11: hin be like say the thing self don stable.....
Oga xynerise u never talk ur own nah

Talk wetin?

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by cdamsel(f): 3:55pm On Jul 02, 2014

lanicky: *clears throat*
Twas a sunny day...*jeez! Can't even write a story*

We met on Nl..nd heck! he was too serious for my liking..u know I'm still young nd I want to chop d life of my head..lol

When he asked me out..I was like *I'm gonna teach him a lesson* as a naughty gal

oh well..I thought he was joking..until he called to tell me he's in my street already *I was shocked ..he came all d way from A****

My heart was dancing skelewu...I applied half dozen of pancake on my face...bt, when I looked into d mirror..I looked like my village masquerade..
I wiped off everything...nd I didn't apply anything on my face again. *I'm beautiful without make up*

To cut d long story short...I wore a mini gown..with *2 PANTS* yes 2 pants.

Elantracy...Mz Mariah
Ahn...ahn...don't laugh na
lemme explain jawe..

I wore 2 pant nd a tight because I'm ukwuly endowed...so I wanted to hide my ass inside the pant nd tight.. *bt...d thing still dey shake*

After about 50 minutes...I went to meet d guy..
Nd Wow!! Wow!! He was ««muuuaah»»

We went to Idanre hill together....I had madt fuuuuun.

He went back to A**** d following day nd I felt like crying...although I pretended as if I don't care. *women ego*

M no gonna say more than dat. *Xtarxhyne..amebo dat one don do*

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

I'm looking forward to meeting more nlanders *especially my e family members*

MY NAME REMAINS Olanicky Wizkid

the bolded really cranked me up

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Oahray: 3:56pm On Jul 02, 2014

More experiences please

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jul 02, 2014

cdamsel: the bolded really cranked me up

She is ukwuly endowed grin

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by cdamsel(f): 3:58pm On Jul 02, 2014

mz mariah: She is ukwuly endowed

no b una 2? Selfishly collect the who ukwu leaving us straight

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jul 02, 2014

cdamsel: no b una 2? Selfishly collect the who ukwu leaving us straight

I'm innocent. I'm ukwuless grin

as flat as a paper. lanicky is ukwuly endowed and she has figure 8.5. I miss that thread grin

Babe ping me now. gat one amebo to tell u grin

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Talon05: 4:14pm On Jul 02, 2014

sandijey: Hmmmmn

Who is she?

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jul 02, 2014

mz mariah: I'm innocent. I'm ukwuless as flat as a paper. lanicky is ukwuly endowed and she has figure 8.5. I miss that thread

Babe ping me now. gat one amebo to tell u

Liar

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jul 02, 2014

teeo: Liar

me? how did I lie?

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by fuckshit: 4:36pm On Jul 02, 2014

fvcken shit Awesome wink

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by MizMyColi(f): 5:24pm On Jul 02, 2014

Bunchers stab: Here comes my most beautiful...
wen are we meeting

@JokeOfTheDay.

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by daveP(m): 5:25pm On Jul 02, 2014

Ohwhy: I sold my phone to one and we became best of friends(though he wanted something serious but told him I had someone. We still friends though despite his stubborness
The other nairalanders are either restricted to my bbm or whatsapp... I no too trust them to say make I meet them.

hmm life is fair indeed? cry

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jul 02, 2014

mz mariah: me? how did I lie?

That you are not endowed

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jul 02, 2014

teeo: That you are not endowed

But I'm not. embarassed

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jul 02, 2014

[color=orange]Well, I've seen some nairaland freaks in my school. [/color]

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Mintayo(m): 6:14pm On Jul 02, 2014

guyskila: met one years back. he impregnated me. since then I have refused meeting any other.

*raises eyebrow*:/

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Bunchersstab(m): 6:20pm On Jul 02, 2014

MizMyColi: @JokeOfTheDay.

U still av not answerd me.
Wen am i gonna meeting ya!

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by MizMyColi(f): 6:30pm On Jul 02, 2014

Bunchers stab: U still av not answerd me.
Wen am i gonna meeting ya!

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by MizMyColi(f): 6:34pm On Jul 02, 2014

guyskila: met one years back. he impregnated me.
since then I have refused meeting any other.

if this is true, then I am truly sorry - except of course, you two are married cool

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Bunchersstab(m): 6:36pm On Jul 02, 2014

MizMyColi:

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Feraz(m): 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2014

I've met one from the games section. She's cool though but can sometimes be emotional (she'll kill me for this comment)...hehehe... Deactivated but with the Nairaland surge, she resurrected. The rest my coursemates or in my school (not like they know I'm the one).

The ones I'd like to meet - firestar, fellis, esere (I feel I'll learn a lot from this guy), the Naruto and games peeps and others....

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Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by Dygeasy(m): 7:12pm On Jul 02, 2014

MizMyColi: Choi! See Yabbing......na to go hug transformer be dat oo, I jus dey ptiy the ones wey dey "around"

Re: Your Experiences With A Nairalander by cdamsel(f): 9:05pm On Jul 02, 2014

mz mariah: I'm innocent. I'm ukwuless as flat as a paper. lanicky is ukwuly endowed and she has figure 8.5. I miss that thread

Babe ping me now. gat one amebo to tell u

U know amebo is my hobby grin