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"Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by HeWrites(m): 1:06pm On Apr 26, 2018
According to this Twitter user, once he is dating a lady who owns a house, he becomes the man of the house.

He wrote;
"Whether I have a house or not, if I date a girl with a house, I become the man of that house and she will listen to me. Or she can get out."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/whether-i-have-a-house-or-not-if-i-date-a-landlady-i-become-the-owner-man.html

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by PlsBanMe: 1:15pm On Apr 26, 2018
Shameless guy.
He may kill his wife to become the owner of her properties.

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by dominique(f): 1:20pm On Apr 26, 2018
So the property she acquired automatically becomes yours because you're dating her?shamelessly hopeless lazy youth

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by pocohantas(f): 1:34pm On Apr 26, 2018
Hahahaha.
The guy's face is so funny.
Funnier than his post...

And na inside toilet im snap picture o.
"A real wonderful man" indeed. LOL!!!

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by dollyjoy(f): 1:35pm On Apr 26, 2018
His opinion doesn't count!!

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 1:37pm On Apr 26, 2018
Mumu Lol. Your case is like awolowo who promised to deal with corrupt leaders when he gets into power, those corrupt leaders ensured he never got to power.

No wise woman who owns a property will date you with this post, even if shes single

Men who want to achieve that don't tell their intensions

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by nikkypearl(f): 1:37pm On Apr 26, 2018
undecided awon lazy youths

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by AHCB: 1:57pm On Apr 26, 2018
Where do these peeps crawl out from

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by nairavsdollars(f): 2:07pm On Apr 26, 2018
Wehrey. This is the kinda guy Buhari is talking about. Yet we are abusing the old man

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by ishowdotgmail(m): 2:07pm On Apr 26, 2018
Yowaa!

This man should top the list of the lazy people I was talking about

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by inoki247: 2:08pm On Apr 26, 2018
food for femi... you must b a Yahoo boy na dem dey get plenty Format for hand...
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by chibike69: 2:08pm On Apr 26, 2018
lol

funny dude
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by tofolo(m): 2:08pm On Apr 26, 2018
Lazy youth.

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by shedy03(m): 2:08pm On Apr 26, 2018
dominique:
So the property she acquired automatically becomes yours because you're dating her?shamelessly hopeless lazy youth
lol
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Authoreety: 2:08pm On Apr 26, 2018
A very useless guy!


Ladies beware!!

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Jalubarika(m): 2:08pm On Apr 26, 2018
I'm ashamed to share Citizenship with Many Nigerians
Still same country wey person wan go buy Akara, hear say Akara don finish ,then buy Puff Puff, use am chop Bread. Fada Lawd!

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by chyckxx(m): 2:09pm On Apr 26, 2018
sad
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Tolumiide: 2:09pm On Apr 26, 2018
the lazy youth bubu was talking about
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by khalids: 2:09pm On Apr 26, 2018
The mind of man is so unique.....So many crazy people in the world


Fun fact: Did you know that only human beings go crazy... grin grin

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Tweetysparkles(f): 2:09pm On Apr 26, 2018
i thought i was a woman that said it... so the man no get name as he no kuku get shame shocked well, i rest my case for this lazy youth PMB is referring to
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Gourdoinc(m): 2:10pm On Apr 26, 2018
he is absolutely right. he owns the house as well as the punna.

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Toosure70: 2:11pm On Apr 26, 2018
Oponu. Lazy youth.
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by GrammarNazi1(m): 2:12pm On Apr 26, 2018
Tweetysparkles:
i thought i was a woman that said it... so the man no get name as he no kuku get shame shocked well, i rest my case for this lazy youth PMB is referring to
...I...
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Nobody: 2:13pm On Apr 26, 2018
Gold miner grin
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Anticqz: 2:13pm On Apr 26, 2018
you better go and buy sense...
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Philinho(m): 2:13pm On Apr 26, 2018
Common go n hustle .Stop being a liability
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Waakanda: 2:14pm On Apr 26, 2018
;(
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Awesomenovellas: 2:15pm On Apr 26, 2018
Well, I do not even need to read the post to know what to say.

The headline has said it all. It's no wonder the statement is coming from 'MAN'.

Just another no good, ordinary and a silly joke for a man without a title or even a name to add to it.


By the way. I think typing random stewpid things on the net is the rave now. Low self esteemed sets of people choose being controversial to be relevant and 'MAN' is definitely one of them

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by soberdrunk(m): 2:15pm On Apr 26, 2018
Hahahaha!!! Person way go still wash underwear......... angry

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by DIYhackers: 2:16pm On Apr 26, 2018
This guy is dreaming
Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by Apple2: 2:17pm On Apr 26, 2018
Babes attack cheesy cheesy

Pls don't kill him, he's just been hilarious

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Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by MrsNwaAmaikpe(f): 2:17pm On Apr 26, 2018
shocked shocked

the guy remains the owner of the house as well as the lady as far as he can drill the lady's honey pot and stretch its endurance off limits.


the day he fails at this, he loses his certificate of ownership.

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