GetUmad: 26 years? ok.

In another development, Naija peeps be like " Nothing dey happen jor" when in reality, no-one displays much cowardice in almost all things like them.
Whenever I have an interview and I seek for a time off from my boss he used to decline so I pull a fast one on him today.
See below the message I sent to him this morning and his subsequent reply.

Good day sir, This is Lawrence's mum. We're presently in d hospital, he was vomiting blood all through the night as well as stooling and non-stop cough.

35 minutes later my oga replied. Excerpt below.

"He should take all the time he needs. Infact I think he should use that opportunity to go on his overdue annual leave."

1 hour later another sms came in.

"Has he been diagnosed? What did the doctor say ma, is he complaining of chest pain and loss of appetite as well? "



The fear of ebola now in naija is d beginning of ........

like play you go loose your job. Permanent leave.

Barselonia:
Yes Na... Na luck

partner in grade,,, consolation words!!!

dix maths I no here C don see affect me o....even with my 4.20 something CGPA.... I no go first still here job...
wetin I go do.

H.N.D. holders are not allowed?[b]H.N.D. holders are not allowed?[/b]H.N.D. holders are not allowed?

I don't know wah to do oh! My SSCE Original Certificate has my real age on it. How will I swear a new affidavit to reduce my age? Cuz I jus discovered people are reducing their real age or does it mean by sept, I won't be applying for most jobs as most of them insist on 26yrs.

ify84: dix maths I no here C don see affect me o....even with my 4.20 something CGPA.... I no go first still here job...
wetin I go do.

Show us ur transcript

shudi: H.N.D. holders are not allowed?[b]H.N.D. holders are not allowed?[/b]H.N.D. holders are not allowed?

una never take enough? All my Poly graduates are gainfully employed. Sometimes I wonder if they are better off than we degree holders

Please, has anyone here applied successfully?

JstBrave: Please, has anyone here applied successfully?

yep, Successfully

JstBrave: Please, has anyone here applied successfully?

you will get an acknowledgement mail after application

ask4slimjay:

yep, Successfully

MarvellousGod: you will get an acknowledgement mail after application

thanks guys, I have seen where the problem is. The postal address shouldnt be more than 15 characters.

Back to the ground, we should be expecting verbal and
numerical. 40 verbal questions comprising of
10 comprehensions with 4 questions each
under 28 mins. The numerical is 35 questions
for 35 minutes.

Invite should start reeling in as from next week.
Goodluck guyz!

[quote author=ask4slimjay]Back to the ground, we should be expecting verbal and
numerical. 40 verbal questions comprising of
10 comprehensions with 4 questions each
under 28 mins. The numerical is 35 questions
for 35 minutes.
Invite should start reeling in as from next week.
Goodluck guyz![/quote).it seems you have an idea of their test format,do you have past questions,one can lay hands upon?also will calculator be allowed for the test.

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JstBrave: Please, has anyone here applied successfully?

I did.

2014 Recruitment At Stanbic IBTC Bank Graduate Trainee Programme - A leading financial African banking group Stanbic IBTC Bank, is focused on emerging globally markets.
http://www.naijapress.com.ng/2014-recruitment-stanbic-ibtc-bank-graduate-trainee-programme/

[quote author=fizzy4luv][/quote]

Calculators are usually not allowed. Its SHL standard. Practice online.

I want to apply from Uyo, will my location turn out to be a disadvantage?

Skie: I want to apply from Uyo, will my location turn out to be a disadvantage?

No harm in trying...shoot!

Submitted! Not my finest application though.

Just got an invite now, anybody with me for August 18^th ....Anyone

Yet to get an invite

So quick?..this bank is sure in for business. Well am yet to get mine. #TeamhopeinGod!!!

ask4slimjay: Just got an invite now, anybody with me for August 18^th ....Anyone

Boy Na only u they invited?
Anyone else with invite? Am yet to get invite ooo

ziego:
Boy Na only u they invited?
Anyone else with invite? Am yet to get invite ooo

I'm nt d only 1, knew of two other people

any news from stanbic? wrote mine on d 15th

doncassey: any news from stanbic? wrote mine on d 15th

Well, all i know is people are still writing. knew a friend who wrote 2day.

Hmmmm, so Stanbic has started calling for test?...
It's well

thanks