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Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon

Nessa12: Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon

From your boyfriend

Nessa12: Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon

are u dat big?

were you conceived on the highway? That's where most accidents happen

Looking like an ant that did abortion... Lols....from my bro to me

from a friend...Ur foolishness is imported

I told a friend....I don't give a muthaf#ck,you could get your MotherF#cked

Even fools marvel at your foolishness

Beautiful mugun.
Handsome didirin

Intelligent mumu

Boncon

Agybabe: Even fools marvel at your foolishness

hehehe... this is so on point

Abi dindinrin f'edi si e ni Did a fool open yansh for you.... My dad... Xpecially while we make noise during τђε̣ news as a child!! Bυт its that time anoda noise will be generated from our laughter ... Kent bυт wonder dat what if actually a fool open yansh for me, will I be affected mentally?..

A lecturer said dis 2 me in class:"see d way he's looking like a baby elephant."

Sending U on an errand is like giving a blanket to a child to wash.

constance500: From your boyfriend

No. Frm You

That guy lacks common sense!

While growing up, I had issues with correction. I hate being corrected but d most annoying statement is (Yoruba) " ara o bale Olori arun "........I prefer being spanked to dat statement

..u don dey resemble ur dog o

Common sense is not common in u!

"You are a small boy, I changed your diapers when you were little" (she's a year older o)

"Fish brain"

I c insult as a way to improve myslf,insult doesn't move me!!!!

"Ur mama didnt raise u right!"

"Ur head is missing a few nuts!"

"Aradite"

"Mmiri Nshi"

None to me tho

I sometimes call people "Foolish Fool" or "Idiotic _Idiot"

A lecturer then in school- you are a Bongotea,whatever that means.

My gf said to me...... You're a total distraction in my life, i wanna have sxxxx every time I'm with you

America dustbin


Ba3tard son of a thousand fathers.

lol..

niverah: Looking like an ant that did abortion... Lols....from my bro to me

what the....? why would he say dat?

You must have been dropped on the head as a baby......One of beyonce's songs.

Some wires aren't connecting in your brain ......Its been along time ...can't remember where.

Jesus died and he's coming back, but it isn't to date you; Get yourself a man....watched on TV last night.

Your Iife needs complete teardown and rebuilding***I made that up myself.

All work and no play, makes you a dried up granny....Watched that on tv.

End result of a broken condom ....from nairaland forum.

I was complaining about my little cousin who is a talkative and she was like "Ehn,God gave me the mouth to talk". And my kid bro replied "But you don't have the brain to co-ordinate it" .
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Another one is "Your mouth isn't connected to your brain".

smackimorn: "You are a small boy, I changed your diapers when you were little" (she's a year older o)

"Fish brain"

Fish brain is one of my favorites