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mesoade:
Suley316,neldrizzy,naijboiy . . . Report here and share your experiences

Neldrizzy:
hehehehehehe father!! following ur footstep

tosyne2much:
When men were boys, I had little or no toasting ability and my frnds were not helping matters, pressure here and there onto this wooing things.. There was a day my frnds and I were gisting when this pretty damsel walked past us.. I told my frnds I like the babe and to my greatest surprise, one of my frnds who knew her called her name and the babe came to us. My frnd told her that I have been fantasizing on how to get acquinted to her, haaaa, ehnn who send you msg ? at that instance, my heart was racing as if AK47 was pointed at me, shame wan finish me.

# fast-forward# The babe outwritghtly said she was goin to buy somethin and that she would return very soon.. Immediately, I started cramming principles.. When she returned bck, I gave her a walk and could you believe I was busy talking abt irrelevant things ( Morroco is an African country, how popcorn is made, the process of cassava b4 transformed to fufu.

when we dismissed, my frnds were already smiling, they asked me how d conversation went.. If I tell them say I no toast am, omo na global bashing be dat oooo

Vikky014:
small boy detected!i was doing my phd dat year

djeezy:
old papa. Haba u started at 24. You start late sha. @topic, my first wooing experience didn't go down well.

Neldrizzy:
i wooed at every stage of my life, i started in ma pry school days in the 90s back in edo state... We use to climb tree wen playing our love and stoning each other.. When i moved 2 the city (abuja) my orientation changed, i wooed almost all ma female class mate, from SS1 to SS3 i was the class captain and my assistant was a female, automatically she became ma gal friend, i also wooed my form mistress.... No be joke.. It have tayyddd that i started doing things....

mesoade:
and what was her reply?

Rapsainot:
my signature

Neldrizzy:
..... i go share mine soon... Mak i cut okro first, brb

chibwike:
na everyday, u dey cook?

Rapsainot:
Hi dude go eat nah

djeezy:
you want to laugh abi? Okay. It was 2006/2007. I wrote her a love letter. She was actually my best friend. So I was a lil bit uncomfortable. She didnt reply the letter due to some reasons and I had to call her on phone to woo her properly. So I scripted it down in a piece of paper and was reading it from there. I was feeling like James bond flowing and make sense until the useless NEPA took light. My own light off too. I couldn't say anything further. I just hung up....

Tallesty1:
Hahahahaha.



I no wan fall her hand when I finally meet her nah......


Abi u no know the importance of boots in football game??

herald9:
bruh lyk seriously you need to unhang your boots and get back to training so that when you finally meet her....


you can score!

chibwike:
na everyday, u dey cook?

Neldrizzy:
life of a bachelor!!!

chibwike:
Go and get married na, wat re u waiting for

Neldrizzy:
already married to claireshan buh she travelled 2 Paris!!!! And missberrypop5 is not helping matter

chibwike:
eh?...miss wetin?

Neldrizzy:
kile leyi laya,? Missberrypop5 naa

Neldrizzy:
kile leyi laya,? Missberrypop5 naa

chibwike:
So as claisheran abi wetin be her name.. No dey..u wan come use my girl as replacement..till she come

Neldrizzy:
already married to claireshan buh she travelled 2 Paris!!!! And missberrypop5 is not helping matter

Tallesty1:
Hahahahaha


You don't even know the latest.



I'm wearing them already.

Tallesty1:
Hahahahaha


You don't even know the latest.



I'm wearing them already.

MuhdG:
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FIGHT!!!

Neldrizzy and chibwike

Rapsainot:
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