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Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Nobody: 9:21pm On Oct 05, 2014
Been following.

What's with the analogy with the monkey? Didn't get the meaning.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Agbalowomeri: 9:43pm On Oct 05, 2014
kingphemy:
Been following.

What's with the analogy with the monkey? Didn't get the meaning.
Are u sure?
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by soloniger(m): 11:09pm On Oct 05, 2014
kingphemy:
Been following.

What's with the analogy with the monkey? Didn't get the meaning.
you should by now known the meaning if at all you have been following
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Nobody: 11:17pm On Oct 05, 2014
soloniger:
you should by now known the meaning if at all you have been following
Sort of but not sure. Like trying to misinform or mislead by hiding real intentions through some actions?

Nice thread.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by soloniger(m): 11:29pm On Oct 05, 2014
kingphemy:
Been following.

What's with the analogy with the monkey? Didn't get the meaning.
MONKEY TRADIN IS LIKE THIS, THOUGH MY OGAS MAY DIGRESS FURTHER:

Once upon a time in a village, a man
announced to the villagers that he
would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The
villagers, seeing that there were
many monkeys around, went out to
the forest and started catching
them.
The man bought thousands at Rs 10
and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would
now buy at Rs 20. This renewed the
efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even
further and people started going
back to their farms. The offer rate
increased to Rs 25 and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was
an effort to even see a monkey, let
alone catch it!
The man now announced that he
would buy monkeys at Rs 50!
However, since he had to go to the
city on some business, his assistant
would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the
assistant told the villagers, “Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage
that the man has collected. I will sell
them to you at Rs 35 and when the
man returns from the city, you can
sell it to him for Rs 50.”
The villagers squeezed up with all
their savings and bought all the
monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor
his assistant, only monkeys
everywhere!
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by passwelle: 11:31pm On Oct 05, 2014
grin
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Joysmart(f): 12:51am On Oct 06, 2014
grin grin
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by VGirls: 2:40am On Oct 06, 2014
i hope he understands this tales by moonlight.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by immanuello(m): 9:01am On Oct 06, 2014
pls I think no trading today and tomorrow abi.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Joysmart(f): 9:25am On Oct 06, 2014
immanuello:
pls I think no trading today and tomorrow abi.
yeah no trading till Wednesday
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by UD4040: 9:29am On Oct 06, 2014
immanuello:
pls I think no trading today and tomorrow abi.
ram chopping things till wednesday- grin
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Nobody: 9:32am On Oct 06, 2014
soloniger:
MONKEY TRADIN IS LIKE THIS, THOUGH MY OGAS MAY DIGRESS FURTHER:

Once upon a time in a village, a man
announced to the villagers that he
would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The
villagers, seeing that there were
many monkeys around, went out to
the forest and started catching
them.
The man bought thousands at Rs 10
and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would
now buy at Rs 20. This renewed the
efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even
further and people started going
back to their farms. The offer rate
increased to Rs 25 and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was
an effort to even see a monkey, let
alone catch it!
The man now announced that he
would buy monkeys at Rs 50!
However, since he had to go to the
city on some business, his assistant
would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the
assistant told the villagers, “Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage
that the man has collected. I will sell
them to you at Rs 35 and when the
man returns from the city, you can
sell it to him for Rs 50.”
The villagers squeezed up with all
their savings and bought all the
monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor
his assistant, only monkeys
everywhere!
Succinct explanation. Understand it perfectly.

Thanks sire.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Agbalowomeri: 10:02am On Oct 06, 2014
I have Afriprud to cross to anybody who is interested at 2.0 naira. Offers last today and tomorrow
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by currentprice: 10:08am On Oct 06, 2014
Agbalowomeri:
I have Afriprud to cross to anybody who is interested at 2.0 naira. Offers last today and tomorrow
what of eternal oil and skye bank ?
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by mindtricks: 10:09am On Oct 06, 2014
soloniger:
MONKEY TRADIN IS LIKE THIS, THOUGH MY OGAS MAY DIGRESS FURTHER:

Once upon a time in a village, a man
announced to the villagers that he
would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The
villagers, seeing that there were
many monkeys around, went out to
the forest and started catching
them.
The man bought thousands at Rs 10
and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would
now buy at Rs 20. This renewed the
efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even
further and people started going
back to their farms. The offer rate
increased to Rs 25 and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was
an effort to even see a monkey, let
alone catch it!
The man now announced that he
would buy monkeys at Rs 50!
However, since he had to go to the
city on some business, his assistant
would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the
assistant told the villagers, “Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage
that the man has collected. I will sell
them to you at Rs 35 and when the
man returns from the city, you can
sell it to him for Rs 50.”
The villagers squeezed up with all
their savings and bought all the
monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor
his assistant, only monkeys
everywhere!
Hmm!
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by immanuello(m): 10:13am On Oct 06, 2014
@ud4040
merci.
@Babami
cross forte,custodian,nem and afriprud at #95,#1.90,#0.53,#1.70.:Rolleyes.:
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Moneyb: 10:30am On Oct 06, 2014
What if i show you a place where to get a software that will do the analysis of the Nigerian stock market for you and all you need to do is just to place the trade to buy or sell a particular stock. Well, check http://products.marketsgain.net/ to know maybe it will be of good help to you. I'm sure it will. It takes away all the boredom and human errors of analysing the markets manually, very accurate.

Just my 2 cents advice.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Excellent7(m): 10:54am On Oct 06, 2014
Agbalowomeri:
I have Afriprud to cross to anybody who is interested at 2.0 naira. Offers last today and tomorrow
Are you serious! What quantity?
But there is no trading till Wednesday?
How can this be pulled off!
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jamace(m): 11:34am On Oct 06, 2014
Excellent7:
Are you serious! What quantity?
But there is no trading till Wednesday?
How can this be pulled off!
He's just joking o. grin
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Excellent7(m): 11:43am On Oct 06, 2014
jamace:
He's just joking o. grin
I thought as much!! grin grin
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by maslong(m): 12:21pm On Oct 06, 2014
Moneyb:
What if i show you a place where to get a software that will do the analysis of the Nigerian stock market for you and all you need to do is just to place the trade to buy or sell a particular stock. Well, check http://products.marketsgain.net/ to know maybe it will be of good help to you. I'm sure it will. It takes away all the boredom and human errors of analysing the markets manually, very accurate.

Just my 2 cents advice.
angry
Moneyb:
What if i show you a place where to get a software that will do the analysis of the Nigerian stock market for you and all you need to do is just to place the trade to buy or sell a particular stock. Well, check http://products.marketsgain.net/ to know maybe it will be of good help to you. I'm sure it will. It takes away all the boredom and human errors of analysing the markets manually, very accurate.

Just my 2 cents advice.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Nobody: 1:13pm On Oct 06, 2014
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by 2cato: 3:49pm On Oct 06, 2014
Please house what is making UBA share price to drop to N6.64k. Kindly help a fellow soldier at arm to understand it better
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Yem0350: 4:10pm On Oct 06, 2014
myjoy08:
http://web.nairametrics.com/key-highlights-of-oandos-analyst-earnings-call/
If oando can pay 70k interim, I bliv dey shld b able to pay more dan dat for d final div. Wich implies d price of oando is stil RELATIVELY cheap for now.
My taut anyway.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by cadno(m): 4:38pm On Oct 06, 2014
2cato:
Please house what is making UBA share price to drop to N6.64k. Kindly help a fellow soldier at arm to understand it better
huh?
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by bobfash(m): 4:54pm On Oct 06, 2014
;DEye dey chook...... Since my hunters don use money chop ram finish!!!! coolEye dey chook...... Since my hunters don use money chop ram finish!!!!
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by immanuello(m): 5:51pm On Oct 06, 2014
Thank you all.I can now log-in into my Morgan capital itrade platform after a good helping hand from morgan after 3 successive reseting of my password.Alright nah,mk i start minting money be that o,lols.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Toluway: 9:04pm On Oct 06, 2014
Minting money? I beg teach me how to do am.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by 9free(m): 10:14pm On Oct 06, 2014
Yem0350:
If oando can pay 70k interim, I bliv dey shld b able to pay more dan dat for d final div. Wich implies d price of oando is stil RELATIVELY cheap for now.
My taut anyway.
Coming from Oga Morgancapital, guys you know what to do.....
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by 9free(m): 10:15pm On Oct 06, 2014
jamace:
Some monkeys jumping in the bushes of MULTIVERSE. Who's hunting there? grin
The Chinese hunters don land?
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by mindtricks: 10:53pm On Oct 06, 2014
Moneyb:
What if i show you a place where to get a software that will do the analysis of the Nigerian stock market for you and all you need to do is just to place the trade to buy or sell a particular stock. Well, check http://products.marketsgain.net/ to know maybe it will be of good help to you. I'm sure it will. It takes away all the boredom and human errors of analysing the markets manually, very accurate.

Just my 2 cents advice.
Cool.
Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by 2cato: 7:03am On Oct 07, 2014
Please house what is making UBA share price to drop to N6.64k. Kindly help a fellow soldier at arm to understand it better
9free:
The Chinese hunters don land?
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