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Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 11:37am On Oct 18, 2014 |
I know there are lots of Pastafarians out here in Nairaland: mazaje qstar nihilist apatheist and all. Yesterday was a great day fellowshiping at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We had a nice time getting touched by His Noodly Apendage. Lets meet here Pastafarians, don't be afraid to practice your faith. The Sauced One, through Aunty Dee Dee, has made it known that we would be despiced, ridiculed and persecuted for our faith but fear not. False Chefs, as prophesied by Sweet Marinara, have arisen in these last days and are leading people astray with their false recipies. I'm a proud Pastafarian, those who are should join me here let's save lives! 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Waspy(m): 11:38am On Oct 18, 2014 |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 11:50am On Oct 18, 2014 |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by kennyslim1(m): 11:53am On Oct 18, 2014 |
Good for you dude...I'm a proud Christian 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Oduduwaboy(m): 12:06pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Am here!!! ....hallelu-pasta!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 12:50pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
kennyslim1: ok, bye 3 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 1:00pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Oduduwaboy: Oh my past-thren, peace and nourishment be unto thee from the Great One. rAmen! 2 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Pastafarian: 2:05pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
my monicker says it all 2 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by otemanuduno: 4:42pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Well... it's just funny anyway. But it's not bad as long as Yahweh and Allah the devils are not the gods of the pastafarians The universal message is 'USE YOUR BRAIN''WORSHIP NO god or gods' and 'DO GOOD TO YOUR FELLOW HUMANS'. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Wilgrea7(m): 5:30pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Reiyvinn: ... so pastafarianism is a type of faith?? wow pls what do u guys believe in |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 6:59pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Hello brothers and Sisters in the faith You guys should drop your testimonies of How the Flying Spaghetti monster helped you when You in need! I just Got a New Car last week Tanks To FSM for loving me so 3 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 7:11pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Pastafarians: I had migraine last week FSM cured my migraine without me asking, all I did was take some medication but I'm sure those medications didn't do this, its FSM that did it he's so nice, you don't even need to ask before he does I also want to thank FSM for the gift of life the miracle of sleeping and waking, the miracle of favours that come my way if I have a thousand tongues, it won't be enough to thank FSM his noodly appendage touches every facet of my life he doesn't get jealous when I pretend to worship the Jewish god, he's not jealous like the Jewish carpenter who happens to be the father of himself (idiotic folklore) everything I have today, he gave me, I have no power of my own PRAISE BE TO FSM! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 7:17pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Wilgrea7: we believe in the one true God FSM, he made the heavens and earth, created you and I FSM: Flying Spaghetti Monster the one true God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster Pastafarianism is the one true religion if you become a Pastafarian, you'll be entitled to a beer volcano and stripper factory in afterlife; compare that to the 2 other lesser gods 1 Yahweh promises "eternal bliss" and you'll be singing forever in the mansion a carpenter builds for you, a mansion without sex *spits* 2 Allah promises 72 Virgins which look good on the surface but deeper look shows that strippers are much better than virgins when it comes to sex and you can order virgin strippers from your factory if you want extra tightness accept FSM into your life today, there's enough beer volcanoes and stripper factories to go round 5 Likes
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Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 7:20pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd:RAmen 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Pastafarians:Oh! minister which the way to the kingdom of his noodlyness? 4 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 7:49pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Brigham:Oh dear pastafarian You only need to Follow the lords 8 commandments which are 1. I’d Really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don’t change the subject. 2. I’d Really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices , and purity is for drinking water, not people. 3. I’d Really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this through you thick heads: woman= person, man=person. Samey-samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I’m sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia. 4. I’d Really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age and mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go Bleep yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change. 5. I’d Really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted , misogynist , hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bullshit . 6. I’d Really rather you didn't build multi-million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick): a. Ending poverty b. Curing diseases c. Living in peace, loving with passion , and lowering the cost of cable. I might be a complex carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I am the creator. 7. I’d Really rather you didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint? 8. I’d Really rather you didn’t do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubrication/ If the other person is into it however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures. And for the love of me, wear a condom! Honestly it’s a piece of rubber, if I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 7:53pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Pastafarians:Ha! Haven't I been blessed? 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 7:55pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Brigham:You have bro all you just have to do is believe |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 7:58pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Pastafarians:Believe I will! 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 8:03pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Brigham:also do not forget to read our holy book
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Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 8:06pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Pastafarians:Aye! 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by onetrack(m): 8:50pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
All hail the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!! I can do all things through him! Let him penetrate deep inside you and fill you up with his love! 2 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:18pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
onetrack: R'Amen 2 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by lastmessenger: 9:35pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
The same energy spent in thinking these wired stuffs out is just the same energy some rich dudes expend in making business deals. Anyway all man to his area of inerest. May FSM mess up your life 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by lastmessenger: 9:36pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
The same energy spent in thinking these wired stuffs out is just the same energy some rich dudes expend in making business deals. Anyway all man to his area of inerest. May FSM mess up your life paraniod schizo |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by otemanuduno: 9:56pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
lastmessenger:It will be surprising that this stuff can help shape the life of some people than the so-called Abrahamic religion which is of the devils. This is funny but those practising it can be way better off than the Christians, Jews and Muslims worldwide. 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Wilgrea7(m): 11:03pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd: i think I'll pass.... i did a research on the FSM. turns out the ladies in your stripper factory have STDs and your beer factory is stale |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 1:34am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Wilgrea7: that's FSM's version of "hell" read well bro for those that believe, they'll get clean strippers and freshly brewed beer it doesn't matter if you worship other gods alongside FSM, he's not jealous those that don't believe however get to inherit std infected strippers and stale beers comprende? 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 6:15am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd:Don't forget to add that the strippers could be either male or female. You can have your pick. FSM is real
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Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 6:42am On Nov 04, 2016 |
otemanuduno:cant u see they are worshiping spaghetti |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 6:53am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Ok, tell me what's going on here is a joke... I ate spaghetti yesternight and now i'm waking up to seeing somebody worship spaghetti. Wait which do u worship actually, is it Fresh boiled Spaghetti or Spaghetti jollof or Spaghetti with tomato sauce... Doctoralien, 4everGod, promise10, RabbiRabbi, winner01, Kingebukasblog, gboyee4fun, pidggin come and see some people worshipping spahgetti and macaroni and indomie noodles |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 6:57am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Smallville10: They are not worth my time. |
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