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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by IAMGEJ(m): 8:52pm On Oct 20, 2014
Those poster are meant for reading and educating the public. Why are you guys taking *sefie* of the posters na?

#GEJ
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by goldiam(f): 8:53pm On Oct 20, 2014
Macelliot:
I took the picture of this hilarious crusade poster this morning.
chai when christian begin pray lyk dis e mean say poverty don show dem pepper.God purnish poverty

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by MhisIjay(f): 8:55pm On Oct 20, 2014
Lmaooo
Naija I hail thee

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by younglrk(m): 8:55pm On Oct 20, 2014
I beg make una helep me get 4plot fr banana hiland I also want build majestical churc here in naija #scam
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by 4reigningqueen: 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2014
Joy83:

Are you serious Thank you for telling me sha.

But can be funny how people got all these pictures and took time to snap them.

I like them anyway...

i said 'this is not real' because you wanted somebody to say it not because i have any prove to show that the pics are not real. cool cool cool cool cool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Crixina(f): 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2014
ddooskie:
You'll see more than enough of these in Yenagoa. cheesy
true!
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Deiok(m): 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2014
Seriously.... Lmao
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 8:57pm On Oct 20, 2014
sluvy4tune:
#welcome2Nigeria

I am sorry for quoting you twice....but that marriage poster of yours has me laughing well well....

I wonder what the empty matches is for?(Nefarious activities, perhaps....or write down the name of the beloved ?)

And marry....or death? Na by threat one suppose marry?

Nigerian Christianity........wonders upon wonders

Soon we shall see the new Nigerian Bible(different from the good old bible)....where in the Book of Chopandquench chapter 5 vs I ...And it was written...if a young woman must marry...she must carry a box of empty matches to the Mountain so that she may receive her husband

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by tboy11(m): 8:58pm On Oct 20, 2014
Nairaland is the best place to be....a swear...I don laff tire for here abeg e don do

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 9:00pm On Oct 20, 2014
Bunsky:
Iol very funny"WHO TIE THE GOAT"?So church members are goat.

I think it alludes to a ritual in the Book of Leviticus..

Or maybe na some odd Nigerian fairytale.... grin
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Joshuadon: 9:02pm On Oct 20, 2014
evri one z doing tins their own way dats being unique anyway./.. grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by gistmelove(m): 9:03pm On Oct 20, 2014
This as already showed that... Church is a business center...





















If u agree with me like dis

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by toyo4souls(m): 9:04pm On Oct 20, 2014
Prison break got me rolling.. Likk seriously.. Lincoln Sucre and Scofield.

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Joy83(m): 9:05pm On Oct 20, 2014
4reigningqueen:


i said 'this is not real' because you wanted somebody to say it not because i have any prove to show that the pics are not real. cool cool cool cool cool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I know as well.... Just kidding before!

Thanks for that...
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Bellasharonne(f): 9:06pm On Oct 20, 2014
bushdoc9919:


I especially like...no LOVE this one....

Jesus said....love your enemies and pray for them.....

Oh well....he is fighting against demons .....but the Bible says that we should not fight against demons with swords....

Nigerians!
he is also praying for them na.. jesus did not say bless them.. prayer na prayer whether good or bad smiley

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by hensben(m): 9:06pm On Oct 20, 2014
pentecostal churches=business churches...i dey shame as a christian.

give to the needy they wouldnt preach that except sow seed, sow seed..these people are now calculating mathematics with God, like if i sow 1 i get 2 from HIM even yahoo boys dey sow seed...smh

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by kellyJames5(m): 9:08pm On Oct 20, 2014
Christianity is now a business venture in my father land!....
Oh God!,hope YOU are watching in 3D because of the last day.
*****crying*****

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by hensben(m): 9:10pm On Oct 20, 2014
cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy..my belle ooo
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Truckpusher(m): 9:11pm On Oct 20, 2014
Iidiotic Nigerians will still patronize this church.

Sometimes I feel like smacking some of these Church fellows ,they are just too dumb beyond reasonable doubt........smh.

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Joy83(m): 9:11pm On Oct 20, 2014
toyo4souls:
Prison break got me rolling.. Likk seriously.. Lincoln Sucre and Scofield.
That pastor must have watched prison break film tired!... So so funny.
Church is gradually entering the world and world entering the church.

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by hensben(m): 9:13pm On Oct 20, 2014
1stola:
ok
cheesy cheesy cheesy..bro ahbeg e don do na...you ought to see me right now...LWTMB
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by kr0ne(m): 9:13pm On Oct 20, 2014
uzolexis:
grin grin
Fine babe, no fall inside water o
Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by LajaLaba: 9:13pm On Oct 20, 2014
Igbo pastors nawa ooo lipsrsealed

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Amadaz(m): 9:15pm On Oct 20, 2014
exxell:
See where Pentecostalism have reduced Christianity to. Always preaching prosperity here and there. There so called Daddy G.Os will always quote the Bible; reminding them of the need to donate to the church and remain poor. They will also tell them that Jesus said in the Bible "In my fathers house, there are many mansions there, so be poor as your heavenly father is". But being Hypocrites, they will not abide to what they preach to their followers. They are busy gathering all the amassable wealth on earth while impoverishing their followers. I Thank God for the grace of being born in a Catholic Family oo.





you're absolutely right!

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by beelon1020(m): 9:16pm On Oct 20, 2014
Make i pull over, this place go sweet die i don laugh tire.. bring it on guys grin grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Mrfils(m): 9:18pm On Oct 20, 2014
Prison break season 1??...ok! Continue!.. Patiently waiting for 'LOST' then... cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 9:18pm On Oct 20, 2014
grin

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by Nobody: 9:18pm On Oct 20, 2014
Bellasharonne:

he is also praying for them na.. jesus did not say bless them.. prayer na prayer whether good or bad smiley

Many years ago, during World War 2, a certain Christian was jailed for opposing the Nazi's policies on Jews. Not only was she jailed...her entire family was jailed for the same reasons....and her father and older sister died in prison.

Years later, she met oneof the guards at that prision who had been especially brutal. She forgave him. He repented of his sins.


A Jewish woman at the end of WW2 hid two German soldiers in her house. These soldiers were part of an army that had been involved in the deaths of millions of Jews...including that woman's family. Yet...she forgave them.

Jesus said...clearly Love your enemies and pray for them....and then went on to say...If your enemy is hungry, feed him.

An important part of Christianity is the message of forgiveness. Thus, Jesus says to Peter, answering his question about forgiveness....How many times...Seven times...with Seventy times seven.

Without forgiveness....you can not be a Christian.We were once enemies of God...yet because God offered us forgiveness through Christ's sacrifice, we are now a part of his family. And since God commands us to be imitators of Christ....there fore we must be a forgiving and loving people towards our enemies.

Yes, my friend....Christ commands us to love our enemies, to help them ,to pray for them. If that is difficult for you...then you better change.

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by picoba(m): 9:24pm On Oct 20, 2014

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South - South Pastors with their Crusade Theme!

God will save us
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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by kentoplash(m): 9:25pm On Oct 20, 2014
grin

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Re: Hilarious Church Crusade Poster (pics) by penny01502: 9:25pm On Oct 20, 2014
sammyyoung2:
Lwkmd


Meanwhile........


Someone's official ride down to otuoke on 29th May, 2015


Enough is enough!!!
shut up!

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