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MrCork:
..ma brother....no offensese ti yor picture profile but how do u expect females to take u serious when u take picture on a farm?


...from the way u look & the shirt u wearin..i recomend u stick to village girls for now until u can afford to step up...brother...hope this helps!

Medunah:
is it only d guys ur giving advise?? Cos i got a question

Cooljoe1:
yes *am a *farm boy nd u knw wat?

MrCork:
...brother...bein a farm boy is good coz it means u strong like bull.

...anyways as u r skinny....we strongly recommend fat women for u. . ..they normally help to make yor stronger

MrCork:
...sweeery ama professional lover..not a fighter and as its always about Tha ladies...please ask yor question.

...we here to help!

Ipledge:
Mr cork,how can I successfully collect Marieole from naijaboy

Medunah:
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PS: my other name is Aishat

MrCork:
...ma brother...u hav norin ti worry about coz naijaboy ofisialy declared himsef g@y last week,so fogerrrim.

...as per MarieOle... Juss tell her u will buy her anti ageing cream & truss mw...she will be yours!

Mondisweets:
mr cork i found myself a peckham player who wants to marry me, problem is he wants to marry a virgin and im not a virgin. Please where can i get my virginity back?

MrCork:
...ok..brother...u need to drink holy water....it normally helps.

....Next request please .

Ineedsugarmummy:
please where can I find answer to my signature

MrCork:
...ma brother...u hav norin ti worry about coz naijaboy ofisialy declared himsef g@y last week,so fogerrrim.

...as per MarieOle... Juss tell her u will buy her anti ageing cream & truss me..she will be yours!

Ipledge:
Mr cork,how can I successfully collect Marieole from naijaboy

Logicalmindy:
Naijaboiy

MrCork:
..ok..yor name is Sasha....sweery we r confuse...what has this gots to do wit romance advise?

...madam..r u ok?

naijaboiy:

Ipledge:
mrcork don tell me say u prefer he to she

is there proof?

naijaboiy:
is there proof?

Ipledge:
he go bring proof...make i wake up tommorow

naijaboiy:
my chewing gum

naijaboiy:
mtchew

Ipledge:
i won fine like you,weting i go do

bleach

Ipledge:
My chewing gum

Suley316:
Hahahahaha.

But naijaboiy you haven't introduced me to this your damsel.

Oya do the needful.

MrCork nice thread btw

naijaboiy: