Dexterax:


Oga Peter, nice to see your lines being carried over from SMN. Hope the weather is okay in the Emirates.

Meanwhile, like I've asked earlier on SMN, how do we resolve the unfortunate case where the SaFe HaVeN has become a DuNgEoN?

The idea is widely being considered that Oando Plc will need the shelter of another NOAH's ARK as the "company" transforms itself and all it represents into an off-balance sheet SPV.

In finance, a Special Purpose Vehicle is technically known as a Bankruptcy Remote Vehicle. The word "bankruptcy" should make you, a common shareholder, GULP.

yeah its eminent but that will be at nothing less than #100 whenever the time comes. plz no further explanation.

My oga nothinoo.jus watchin in 3D

PETERiCHY:


yeah its eminent but that will be at nothing less than #100 whenever the time comes. plz no further explanation.

There you have it, dear PrOpHeT.

You're about to discover that a company, in principle, is configured to outlive it's shareholders.

It is also very likely that the shareholders will never live to see their precious NOAH's ARK priced at the NGN 100.

Dexterax:


There you have it, dear PrOpHeT.

You're about to discover that a company, in principle, is configured to outlive it's shareholders.

It is also very likely that the shareholders will never live to see their precious NOAH's ARK priced at the NGN 100.

Na you go kill them? If you don't like the company, leave it for those of us that do. It is our money that will get lost, not yours.

Mpeace:
Na you go kill them? If you don't like the company, leave it for those of us that do. It is our money that will get lost, not yours.

4DChairman, I suppose, is currently on medication and extended bed-rest due to this 'asset'. You're next.

Dexterax:


4DChairman, I suppose, is currently on medication and extended bed-rest due to this 'asset'. You're next.

Chai bad people full for here o

Dont you just love how emotions run at the mention of Oxygen on this forum

Dexterax:

4DChairman, I suppose, is currently on medication and extended bed-rest due to this 'asset'. You're next.

There you are:

Prophet D !!!

In other news, FCMB, Nestle etc have released Q3 results. I particularly liked the result of this stock which has appreciated almost 100% since Sept

http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/7727_CHAMPION_BREWERIES__Q3_SEPT_2014_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_OCTOBER_2014.pdf

HMarkins with their crossing things, 20m daily monkey hunting

Dexterax:


4DChairman, I suppose, is currently on medication and extended bed-rest due to this 'asset'. You're next.

passwelle:
Dont you just love how emotions run at the mention of Oxygen on this forum

As in eh?

Serious emotional investing here!!

funkystanl:
Please i need a good stockbroker, can anyone make recommendation....one that has good online portal/presence where i can access my funds online....anytime

I recommend Morgan Capital because I am cool with their services.
Transfers to my stockbroking account reflect online for me to trade with a lot of times less than 3 hours!
Evacuation of funds from stockbroking account has been achieved in less than 48 hours after making the request.
Account statement can be printed or exported in pdf.

Disclosure: I have an account with them but not a staff or shareholder.

Dexterax:


Oga Peter, nice to see your lines being carried over from SMN. Hope the weather is okay in the Emirates.

Meanwhile, like I've asked earlier on SMN, how do we resolve the unfortunate case where the SaFe HaVeN has become a DuNgEoN?

The idea is widely being considered that Oando Plc will need the shelter of another NOAH's ARK as the "company" transforms itself and all it represents into an off-balance sheet SPV.

In finance, a Special Purpose Vehicle is technically known as a Bankruptcy Remote Vehicle. The word "bankruptcy" should make you, a common shareholder, GULP.

I am glad that you have seen the hidden hocus pocus in the oxygen boys...The safe haven is a dungeon and a prison holding the monkeys and rendering them handicapped.

The work of the prophet is to ensure that the faithfuls dont panick or else he will make a heavy loss when they offload.

Just be ready for tongue lashing and running high emotions when you mention oando.

#jokeoftheyear

Dexterax:


4DChairman, I suppose, is currently on medication and extended bed-rest due to this 'asset'. You're next.

I really feel for the only chairman on this forum..WT has deceived many and many will continue to be deceived.

Oxygen boys is a JIJO stock for now IMO.

As for it reaching N100, maybe it will get there one day but i can assure you it wont be this year.

passwelle:
HMarkins with their crossing things, 20m daily monkey hunting

I really need to offload that stock from my portfolio...Currently there is about 11million unit offered but no single bid. God dey.

funkystanl:
Please i need a good stockbroker, can anyone make recommendation....one that has good online portal/presence where i can access my funds online....anytime

Just to re-echo all that Excellent7 has said

I also recommend Morgan Capital because I am cool with their services.
Transfers to my stockbroking account reflect online for me to trade with, within the hour!
Evacuation of funds from my stockbroking account has been achieved in less than 30 minutes after making the request.
Account statement can be printed or exported in pdf.
I can JIJO easily and "feel good" till late in the night

Disclosure: I have an account with them but not a staff or shareholder.

UBA currently selling at N5.

Born2berich:
I really need to offload that stock from my portfolio...Currently there is about 11million unit offered but no single bid. God dey.

Same here mehn, been keeping my eye on it. They be crossing big volumes to garner attention, that volume on offer has been for a while now.

passwelle:

Just to re-echo all that Excellent7 has said

I also recommend Morgan Capital because I am cool with their services.
Transfers to my stockbroking account reflect online for me to trade with, within the hour!
Evacuation of funds from my stockbroking account has been achieved in less than 30 minutes after making the request.
Account statement can be printed or exported in pdf.
I can JIJO easily and "feel good" till late in the night

Disclosure: I have an account with them but not a staff or shareholder.

I have just received confirmation that my account opening process has been completed with Morgan Capital. My login details have also been sent to me. The entire process took a total of less than two business days to complete.

Thumbs up @MorganCapital. I should be in your offices soon for some familiarity sessions.

Dexterax:


I have just received confirmation that my account opening process has been completed with Morgan Capital. My login details have also been sent to me. The entire process took a total of less than two business days to complete.

Thumbs up @MorganCapital. I should be in your offices soon for some familiarity sessions.

At first i was afraid of morgan but when i opened an account recently with them i am now glad. Meritrade should better wake up because morgan itrade, cheap charges and their improved customer service is likely to take over. #Mythoughts


Disclosure: I have an account with them but not a staff or shareholder.

Aks:
this UBA result is nothing to write home about

passwelle:
Add that to the impending rights issue and voila you can almost predict where it is headed

Born2berich:
UBA currently selling at N5.

Its funny how folks see a channel approaching and hold on sha. But then what do I know.

Dexterax:


I have just received confirmation that my account opening process has been completed with Morgan Capital. My login details have also been sent to me. The entire process took a total of less than two business days to complete.

Thumbs up @MorganCapital. I should be in your offices soon for some familiarity sessions.

Following this development, some peeps will be buying monkeys from me soon enough.

It's been happening before now, only this time it will happen at a FASTER rate!!! Watch out!!!

passwelle:



Its funny how folks see a channel approaching and hold on sha. But then what do I know.

They claim to have the heart of a lion hence the reason why people hold on. Like one of my oga would say 'in the stock market there is no permenent friend or enemy stock'

Meaning dont attach love or sentiments to a particular stock.. #Mythoughts

**Currently looking for the next stock to perform JIJO**

Born2berich:


They claim to have the heart of a lion hence the reason why people hold on. #Mythoughts

**Currently looking for the next stock to perform JIJO**

Consider those oxygen tanks my oga. A JIJO based on their expected Q3 2014 results should return some handsome profits before the normal price decline kicks in as usual.

Dexterax:
Consider those oxygen tanks my oga. A JIJO based on their expected Q3 2014 results should return some handsome profits before the normal price decline kicks in as usual.

These folks have market makers who resumed duty yesterday
Does anyone here remember when Oxygen agreed to pay the balance of the COP deal, I recall there was talk of a payment due within 6months.

Dexterax:


Consider those oxygen tanks my oga. A JIJO based on their expected Q3 2014 results should return some handsome profits before the normal price decline kicks in as usual.

Thanks boss. My cutlass is currently sharpened to matchete this one down.

Check ur PM bro.

But mehn, JIJO can be good oo. See Courtville now! full offer

passwelle:

These folks have market makers who resumed duty yesterday
Does anyone here remember when Oxygen agreed to pay the balance of the COP deal, I recall there was talk of a payment due within 6months.

Infact I remember a figure.... $33 million.

Caution: Bnsitl, injurious jokes not tolerated at this bleeding season, please. One love!