If truly you commited suicide. Then hope we meet somewhere up in the sky

Seriously, suicide is unsatisfying. The point is, why make such a scene if you're not around to witness the result? If you don't get to see the reactions of those you try to affect, commit suicide and you're too dead to get pleasure from it! In fact it's a lose lose option, you lose and those who really care about you lose. I really don't get the point.

Anyway, get well soon bro.

hmmmmmmm

alentyno:
Wheeewwww! Now I know why Ymodulus has issues with God. Ah now I know!!!!! Had To spend large chunk of my time today digging on this guy and now it has struck me ah nearly 100% of atheists on nairaland rebel against God only b/c to them he doesn't care! Not that he doesn't exist!

LastOkpaBender:


Fallacy! So you are going to make a generalization because you studied just one guy for only a day? Imagine if I called all theists stup1d because of this post of yours? Nigger please.

Shebi you didn't see the 'nearly' You see ya life. Next time learn to read before commenting

I thought it was a joke at first


na wa ooo

Hope he is still alive. Please don't commit suucide.do not take a life you didn't create I beg you in the name of God pls don't die,dont kill yourself.God loves you.

alentyno:



Shebi you didn't see the 'nearly' You see ya life. Next time learn to read before commenting

Lmao! So the "nearly" somehow justifies your post? Dude listen to yourself. So I can now say because of your post nearly all theists are stupid? So it suddenly now makes sense? Again man, listen to yourself.

Dude is Alive. Am sure he is somwhere in Tunga cos that Landmark Bakery is in Tunga. Well...will check the pharmacy out and ask around if anyone committed suicide around Tunga, Minna area.

Haaaahaaaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaa!!!! *rolling* Young oooo, u fooool u are at it again.........My pple Theres nothing to worry about.....he will be fyn...he is only being silly....its just one of his silly or expensive jokes ....just gve him tym..when him see sey nbdy send am...hm go kme bk

and @ymodulus if you eventually decide not to die and kme bk to see dis post..... i will tell u this.....u be MuMu....walahi kai wawa ne....

Franceska:
Dude is Alive. Am sure he is somwhere in Tunga cos that Landmark Bakery is in Tunga. Well...will check the pharmacy out and ask around if anyone committed suicide around Tunga, Minna area.

Yes Tunga. He his OK.

How u ?

Hadizy:


Yes Tunga. He his OK.

How u ?

Thanks for this, I tried to reach mizmycoli to get updated,

Thanks

I don't like expensive jokes

LastOkpaBender:


Lmao! So the "nearly" somehow justifies your post? Dude listen to yourself. So I can now say because of your post nearly all theists are stupid? So it suddenly now makes sense? Again man, listen to yourself.

LMAO
Your Moniker is so

Hadizy:


Yes Tunga. He his OK.

How u ?

He is n ok anythin, hw can he be ok when he put up somtin lyk dis?



Although he sed his name is PSYCHO

Jeffy1206:
I don't like expensive jokes

Imagine me readin all d comment in a post in nl 4d ist tym. Is more dan expensive, I almost quarrelled with my sis over dis matter haba fa.


Infact seun we will start screenin ppl b4 registerin dem here.
Psycho people, less dan 25yrs, and unreasonable ppl shld be screened out.

DEY WAY UNA DEY BEG YOUNG MODULES ...... COME MAKE Suicide be like sweet thing .......

chuksfor13:
Attempted Suicide is a criminal offence punishable under d Law.
So mr young wen u wake up, Jail is waiting 4u.



No one has d right 2 take life anywhere whether his or another, except d One who can give it(God). Why do u destroy what u can't creat?

U can't die, I will ask JESUS to send u back 2us from where ever u are as He did 2 lazarus in d Holy Scriptures.





Selfish people commit suicide...

That is one Law I sure disagree with.

Hadizy:


Yes Tunga. He his OK.

How u ?

hey am a medical practisioner and am currently in tunga. leme kno if u guys need any sort of assistance. my regards to him

chuksfor13:
Attempted Suicide is a criminal offence punishable under d Law.
So mr young wen u wake up, Jail is waiting 4u.



No one has d right 2 take life anywhere whether his or another, except d One who can give it(God). Why do u destroy what u can't creat?

U can't die, I will ask JESUS to send u back 2us from where ever u are as He did 2 lazarus in d Holy Scriptures.





Selfish people commit suicide...

And who told u that God gives life? Do u even know God, do you knows his modus operandi?
We live in a world full of harsh realities, in as much as I don't support people taking their lives, I also detest un-neccessary suffering of humans, it's our life my friend and we have total control over it.
Try to be a realist and not a puppet of scriptures in bible or qoran. Make rules for yourself and live by them.

Krak:


I do not usually insult people but I will make an exception this time around.

You are a very stupi.d and stinking fo.ol.

I wish you were here infront of me I would have dealt you some deadly punches and kicks that will definitely ensure that you remain a vegetable for the rest of your pathetic life.

Trust me...I can easily do that to anyone I like, especially people like you.

u must be a bastarfd for u to have quoted me out of context.
ymodulus expressed his urge for drugs and marijuana to cure his ailment and i am advertising my wares.
i wish u were here too so i can damage that ur insultive mouth .eediot

Ogetogeo:


Wow! Saw you bruv but never knew you were Stanzo of NL. I was practically pulled out to attend the fair as I don't really like coming out much, u might understand why.

Gracias

Tell me more, I don't understand why

Hadizy:


Yes Tunga. He his OK.

How u ?

my base!

texazzpete:


'Dairy', huh? So you sell milk based products?

I feel you need to be more sensitive. Knowing when, where and what to say is paramount.

Hadizy:
Alive and Getting well.
He drank the drugs. But was not enough. Left the hospital now

please learn how to make a statement, who is alive nd getting well? nd who left d hospital now? ah ah!!!

Ymodulus:
Was thinking what's the best place to die. It just strucked me and I said to myself what's the best place.


What's the best place??


1. Best Hotel in town
2. Close to a station
3. At a club
4. Where where where?

you totally aren't making sense. if you must kill your self, you don't have to put other people in trauma. get a knife and cut open ur hand vain. but still if you depress go see a doc.

oga ymodu, am not asking u to kill urself, but incase u wnt go ahead or not, jst save another life by transferring some money to me to solve a problem or i go take dat drugs u just proscribed

When is the funeral?
Btw, i don't attend funerals of psychos.
But because of my good heart, i can only tell u RIP, that is, if it is possible for a psycho that took his own life.
pls moderators, move this topic to jokes section.