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I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 1:15pm On Nov 01, 2014*

1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...

Re: I Need A Wife by farano(mod): 1:24pm On Nov 01, 2014

Jes passing with my 32 sparkling grin

Re: I Need A Wife by tpia6: 1:25pm On Nov 01, 2014

Just date one of these millionaires' daughters nah,

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 2:06pm On Nov 01, 2014

Where are the ladies nah ?

Re: I Need A Wife by teewai3(m): 2:08pm On Nov 01, 2014

OP WAKE UP!!
this is a new mnth!! cool

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Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 2:12pm On Nov 01, 2014

100Cents:
1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...

You should add what u offering in return

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Re: I Need A Wife by major466(m): 2:28pm On Nov 01, 2014

I smell marriage fever in the air grin

So who's gonna be the lucky girl?

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 2:41pm On Nov 01, 2014

voodoo85:
You should add what u offering in return

I am offering her food, shelter and clothing...

Re: I Need A Wife by deuce7(m): 2:43pm On Nov 01, 2014

Make I tag along...I fit meet my missing rib too grin

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:07pm On Nov 01, 2014

100Cents:
I am offering her food, shelter and clothing...

What if she doesnt need that?

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Re: I Need A Wife by iKillzz: 3:09pm On Nov 01, 2014

[color=#000030]Very good job. . . E remain to print fliers distribute. You fit go stand for ikeja under bridge, then make another poster for jibowu and ojuelegba.

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Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:25pm On Nov 01, 2014

I don't do short guys sorry.

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:28pm On Nov 01, 2014

You need a wife or you want a woman for a one night stand?
Whatever happened to long-term vision?

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 3:31pm On Nov 01, 2014

voodoo85:
What if she doesnt need that?

Leave those eligible to apply...

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 3:32pm On Nov 01, 2014

deuce7:
Make I tag along...I fit meet my missing rib too

That's the spirit.

Re: I Need A Wife by Skillfullulu(m): 3:43pm On Nov 01, 2014

100Cents:
1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...

U no wan spend money, no students but fresh grad and workng class. Go campus go breed.

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 3:44pm On Nov 01, 2014

Skillfullulu:
U no wan spend money, no students but fresh grad and workng class. Go campus go breed.

I don't want to hear, let me graduate first..

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Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 3:45pm On Nov 01, 2014

3cycle:
I don't do short guys sorry.

I am not short...

Re: I Need A Wife by adepiero: 3:48pm On Nov 01, 2014

100Cents:
I am offering her food, shelter and clothing...

These offers only attracts refugees and hungry girls undecided

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Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 3:49pm On Nov 01, 2014

adepiero:
These offers only attracts refugees and hungry girls

Let's look at a bigger picture.

I am offering her a bright future, brilliant kids and blissful holidays..

Re: I Need A Wife by adepiero: 3:55pm On Nov 01, 2014

100Cents:
Let's look at a bigger picture.

I am offering her a bright future, brilliant kids and holidays abroad..

Bright future! are you her father?

you said undergraduates and gold diggers should keep off but a working class or fresh grad is welcome. these class of ladies you want already have a future without you so what are you saying?

Re: I Need A Wife by IfyAwazie(f): 4:00pm On Nov 01, 2014

I'm just looking for hammer to put gap for my tooth.

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Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 4:03pm On Nov 01, 2014

adepiero:
Bright future! are you her father?

you said undergraduates and gold diggers should keep off but a working class or fresh grad is welcome. these class of ladies you want already have a future without you so what are you saying?

The ladies understand me better than you do.

If students are meant for marriage, I will visit the next secondary school.

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 4:04pm On Nov 01, 2014

IfyAwazie:
I'm just looking for hammer to put gap for my tooth.

You don't have to hurt yourself..

The gap tooth was for fun..

Re: I Need A Wife by Skillfullulu(m): 4:05pm On Nov 01, 2014

100Cents:
I don't want to hear, let me graduate first..

u wan do the thing straight (weddng)?

Re: I Need A Wife by IfyAwazie(f): 4:09pm On Nov 01, 2014

100Cents:
You don't have to hurt yourself..

The gap tooth was for fun..

Re: I Need A Wife by deife(m): 4:20pm On Nov 01, 2014*

Wow! How ingenious!

Wish you all the best in your quest.

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 4:24pm On Nov 01, 2014

Mizchief:
You need a wife or you want a woman for a one night stand?
Whatever happened to long-term vision?

Most ladies want ready made men who got the comfort already so they can stride in and become cosy.

So the comfy men go for the ready ladies who are not encumbered with years of schooling and other issues. Not asking too much..

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 4:56pm On Nov 01, 2014

Where the ladies at ?

Re: I Need A Wife by tpia6: 5:30pm On Nov 01, 2014

op, here you are:

Millionaire Offers $65 Million To Any Man That Can Woo His Daughter

https://www.nairaland.com/1059489/millionaire-offers-65-million-man

I need a Husband

Single lady looking for husband

https://www.nairaland.com/524989/single-lady-looking-husband

I Need A Husband For Marriage

https://www.nairaland.com/1875792/need-husband-marrage

Desperate To Find A Husband

https://www.nairaland.com/826849/desperate-find-husbandis-it-normal

I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband

https://www.nairaland.com/972556/nairaland-find-husband-month-june

so, what would be your excuses for not considering any of the aforementioned?

post them here.

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 6:41pm On Nov 01, 2014

100Cents:
Leave those eligible to apply...

U mean the ones whos seeking for ones who doesnt have anything

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 6:42pm On Nov 01, 2014

voodoo85:
U mean the ones whos seeking for ones who doesnt have anything

I have something..

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