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Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by Nobody: 8:33am On Nov 02, 2014
ptchw so simple,jez tell her u ar having ebola kissptchw so simple,jez tell her u ar having ebola
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by 01emek(m): 9:13am On Nov 02, 2014
Agybabe:
I'm not an slowpoke o. Shey you know?
I know, that why am asking you out. Pls would you marry me?
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by Agybabe(f): 11:50am On Nov 02, 2014
01emek:
I know, that why am asking you out. Pls would you marry me?
Na so them dey do am? Na e-marriage be this o. God answers prayers sha grin grin grin
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by Nobody: 12:15pm On Nov 02, 2014
o boi na serious gobe u dey.lol
01karma:
Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer grin . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like cheesy
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by austine4real(m): 12:31pm On Nov 02, 2014
01karma:
Bros advice me na!
giv me her numba i can help u talk 2 her senses
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by makkitush: 1:17pm On Nov 02, 2014
01karma:
Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer grin . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like cheesy
just snub the hell out of her nd she'll be out of ur sight within a short peroid of time. Thank me later.
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by 01emek(m): 2:23pm On Nov 02, 2014
Agybabe:
Na so them dey do am? Na e-marriage be this o. God answers prayers sha grin grin grin
lol e-marriage. grin
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by 01emek(m): 2:25pm On Nov 02, 2014
makkitush:
just snub the hell out of her nd she'll be out of ur sight within a short peroid of time. Thank me later.
hmmm cool. I will try it.
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by 01emek(m): 2:29pm On Nov 02, 2014
sophieabou:
ptchw so simple,jez tell her u ar having ebola kissptchw so simple,jez tell her u ar having ebola
hahaha really? Will that stop her from coming? By the way, you are beautiful. cheesy
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by karkel(m): 6:11pm On Nov 02, 2014
U go toll with imbecility emotion wink wink winks tongue cool wink
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Nov 13, 2014
01emek:
hahaha really? Will that stop her from coming? By the way, you are beautiful. cheesy
lol
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by Bosch10(m): 11:16am On Feb 11, 2015
01karma:
Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer grin . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like cheesy
so you cant marry an slowpoke
Re: Why I Would Never Woo An Imbe'cile Again. by phlamesG: 11:21am On Feb 11, 2015
Lmao! grin
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