₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,125 members, 8,448,809 topics. Date: Monday, 20 July 2026 at 08:54 PM

Toggle theme

I Need A Wife - Romance (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland ForumNairaland GeneralRomanceI Need A Wife (5326 Views)

1 2 3 Reply (Go Down)

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 6:51pm On Nov 01, 2014
100Cents:
I have something..
Material things
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 8:36pm On Nov 01, 2014
voodoo85:
Material things
Are you applying ?
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 8:41pm On Nov 01, 2014
100Cents:
Are you applying ?
U would never interest me
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 8:54pm On Nov 01, 2014
100Cents:
1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...
loool..you never start.

btw,i have a passmark oo.just sculpt d babe for urself.
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:25pm On Nov 01, 2014
Annypie:
loool..you never start.

btw,i have a passmark oo.just sculpt d babe for urself.
Is my list rigorous ?
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:36pm On Nov 01, 2014
I see myself carrying my own baby in the next one year.

Children like me a lot. Enough of carrying other people's toddlers..

Let that God given lady apply..
Re: I Need A Wife by gloryl(f): 8:03am On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
Where are the ladies nah ?
....btw I can't see ur own qualities here....things like, u very muscular, u dark/fair in complexion, tall/short, big in BTW or is it small like d wall geckos in my house??

OR are you searching for ladies who dnt hv a choice?? undecided undecided lipsrsealed

Pls dnt get me wrong ooo grin
Re: I Need A Wife by deuce7(m): 8:11am On Nov 02, 2014
Annypie:
loool..you never start.

btw,i have a passmark oo.just sculpt d babe for urself.
You have passmark?? That's all I need, I no need distinction grin
Re: I Need A Wife by deuce7(m): 8:14am On Nov 02, 2014
Mizchief:
You need a wife or you want a woman for a one night stand?
Whatever happened to long-term vision?
He needs a wife not that other thing you mentioned grin
Long term is what am talking about.
Re: I Need A Wife by ireneony(f): 8:40am On Nov 02, 2014
iKillzz:
[color=#000030]Very good job. . . E remain to print fliers distribute. You fit go stand for ikeja under bridge, then make another poster for jibowu and ojuelegba.

[/color]
u are always bombarding people thread. park well huh
Re: I Need A Wife by justmag(m): 12:38pm On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...
Gap tooth is welcomed? Smh! U don't need a wife...u need jesus!
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:40pm On Nov 02, 2014
He told you that?
deuce7:
He needs a wife not that other thing you mentioned grin
Long term holiday or what?
Long term is what am talking about.
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:53pm On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
Most ladies want ready made men who got the comfort already so they can stride in and become cosy.

So the comfy men go for the ready ladies who are not encumbered with years of schooling and other issues. Not asking too much..
This your "girama", I no understand am

All I'm trynna say is, though you have to be specific about the kind of woman you'd love to marry, you have to make a list with long-term vision
Most of the characteristics you wrote up there aren't ones that make for a good, lifelong relationship

What if she's all that you listed and she gives you heartache and frayed nerves, a cheat and everyday is hell with her?
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:16pm On Nov 02, 2014
Mizchief:
This your "girama", I no understand am

All I'm trynna say is, though you have to be specific about the kind of woman you'd love to marry, you have to make a list with long-term vision
Most of the characteristics you wrote up there aren't ones that make for a good, lifelong relationship

What if she's all that you listed and she gives you heartache and frayed nerves, a cheat and everyday is hell with her?
Ok.

I focused on physical features..
Re: I Need A Wife by anathemiamia(f): 9:17pm On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...
Kai. if only you fit my own requirements
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:19pm On Nov 02, 2014
anathemiamia:
Kai. if only you fit my own requirements
Name them..
Re: I Need A Wife by anathemiamia(f): 9:26pm On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
Name them..
from your post you're out already. I don't want someone who's constantly on any social media site or someone so attracted by the physical. I'm an unrepentant sapiosexual and I consider physical attributes secondary
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:30pm On Nov 02, 2014
anathemiamia:
from your post you're out already. I don't want someone who's constantly on any social media site or someone so attracted by the physical. I'm an unrepentant sapiosexual and I consider physical attributes secondary
shocked sapiosexual.

An explanation will do..

Men love the physical, that is not to say men don't pay attention to characteristics.

For me, I am a fine artist by nature and I am drawn by and drawn to beauty. It is not a bad thing. But beauty alone cannot keep me.

So my list is just a physical features list, only one point mentioned temperament there. I prefer an introvert but have dated almost extroverts all my life. Naturally, extroverted ladies look out for me.
Re: I Need A Wife by Elkristo(m): 9:31pm On Nov 02, 2014
Pls op, how much b d scratch card?
Re: I Need A Wife by anathemiamia(f): 9:33pm On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
shocked sapiosexual.

An explanation will do..
Google is your friend hun.

kidding. a sapiosexual is someone attracted to intelligence in the opposite sex
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:36pm On Nov 02, 2014
anathemiamia:
Google is your friend hun.

kidding. a sapiosexual is someone attracted to intelligence in the opposite sex
I am extra intelligent. angry

Total package. cool

I am not a fan of social networks.

After marriage, only nairaland will remain considering the problems I witness in peoples relationships owing to social network interferences. Nairaland is a mature peoples site. undecided
Re: I Need A Wife by anathemiamia(f): 9:57pm On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
I am extra intelligent. angry

Total package. cool

I am not a fan of social networks.

After marriage, only nairaland will remain considering the problems I witness in peoples relationships owing to social network interferences. Nairaland is a mature peoples site. undecided
the average nairalander is about 17 judging by the maturity of alot of posts. Nice meeting you. was just funny that I'm more than 95% of what you described. I hardy ever post
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 10:00pm On Nov 02, 2014
anathemiamia:
the average nairalander is about 17 judging by the maturity of alot of posts. Nice meeting you. was just funny that I'm more than 95% of what you described. I hardy ever post
We can roll..
Re: I Need A Wife by anathemiamia(f): 10:03pm On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
We can roll..
no we can't. sorry
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 10:06pm On Nov 02, 2014
anathemiamia:
no we can't. sorry
Good for you...
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 10:30pm On Nov 02, 2014
This post is sexist undecided How come no one is bashing him for looking for a wife online... If a woman made such a post (even playfully) she would be bashed until kingdom come angry

Its unfair... How come no one is taking him seriously or saying his desperate

Its no coincidence that there's bitterness in my voice
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 11:28pm On Nov 02, 2014
deuce7:
You have passmark?? That's all I need, I no need distinction grin
lool...lyk a distinction is realistic.

btw,shey u knw 20-40% can be a passmark oo.cheesy
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 11:33pm On Nov 02, 2014
100Cents:
Is my list rigorous ?
Its just quite vain.

funny thing is,the person that finally owns ur heart,wuldnt fuilfil all the stated requirement.u wuld still have to settle for a passmark.
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 11:36pm On Nov 02, 2014
[quote
author=gloryl post=27653840]....btw I can't see ur own qualities here....things like, u very
muscular, u dark/fair in complexion, tall/short, big in BTW or is it
small like d wall geckos in my house??

OR are you searching for ladies who dnt hv a choice?? undecided undecided lipsrsealed

Pls dnt get me wrong ooo grin[/quote]lool...am sure he got u right.

Dnt mind dose guys,thinkin they are the only ones that have list.
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 11:37pm On Nov 02, 2014
Annypie:
Its just quite vain.

funny thing is,the person that finally owns ur heart,wuldnt fuilfil all the stated requirement.u wuld still have to settle for a passmark.
I have seen a lady/ladies who satisfied this list but maybe she is not ready to settle.

Yes, the list might be funny coming from my mind. Its a physical features dream list. But I consider you the first qualifier..
Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 11:39pm On Nov 02, 2014
Kinkybraids:
This post is sexist undecided How come no one is bashing him for looking for a wife online... If a woman made such a post (even playfully) she would be bashed until kingdom come angry

Its unfair... How come no one is taking him seriously or saying his desperate

Its no coincidence that there's bitterness in my voice
Don't let someone else do your work for you.. tongue

https://www.nairaland.com/1809452/need-find-husband-soon

Sorry, were you bashed ?
Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 11:40pm On Nov 02, 2014
[quote
author=100Cents post=27675685]I have seen a lady/ladies who satisfied this list but maybe she is not
ready to settle.

Yes, the list might be funny coming from my mind. Its a physical
features dream list. But I consider you the first qualifier..[/quote]lol..1st qualifier kwa?

u sure say na d same list??btw i saw ur mail,my apologies,for late reply.Am on it.
1 2 3 Reply

I Don't Drink, I Don't Smoke, I Think Am A Wife MaterialFunny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife!Nigerian Men: Top Qualities Of A "Wife Material"234

Nuudity Parade,miss Bumbum Contestants File Out In BikiniMy Girlfriend Tried To Poison MeHELP ! Married Lady Is Pregnant For Me