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Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 11:49pm On Nov 02, 2014

Chai, many ladies are gross offended with this thread.

Sincere apologies.

My taste.

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 9:36am On Nov 03, 2014

100Cents:
Don't let someone else do your work for you..

https://www.nairaland.com/1809452/need-find-husband-soon

Sorry, were you bashed ?

lol so you get my drift grin

... if you ever get bored enough read the comments on my thread to see the extent of bashing...I didnt even ask for as many qualities as you did tongue

.. you deserve extra bashing

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:39am On Nov 03, 2014

Kinkybraids:
lol so you get my drift ... if you ever get bored enough read the comments on my thread to see the extent of bashing...I didnt even ask for as many qualities as you did .. you deserve extra bashing

Lol.

Since you are looking for what I am looking for.

What do you have to say ? hmm

Re: I Need A Wife by extremelygolden: 9:49am On Nov 03, 2014

100Cents:
I am extra intelligent.

Total package.

I am not a fan of social networks.

After marriage, only nairaland will remain considering the problems I witness in peoples relationships owing to social network interferences. Nairaland is a mature peoples site.

I like this.
May God give you divine direction in your search.

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:50am On Nov 03, 2014

extremelygolden:
I like this.
May God give you divine direction in your search.

Amin Jesu..

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Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 10:20am On Nov 03, 2014

Kinkybraids:
lol so you get my drift ... if you ever get bored enough read the comments on my thread to see the extent of bashing...I didnt even ask for as many qualities as you did .. you deserve extra bashing

100Cents:
Lol.
Since you are looking for what I am looking for.
What do you have to say ? hmm

Match made on Nairaland? grin

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 03, 2014

andromida:
Match made on Nairaland?

100Cents:
Lol.
Since you are looking for what I am looking for.
What do you have to say ? hmm

lol ... only on the condition that you have more than a 100cents grin

... First Nairaland wedding... Andromida will you be my bridesmaid cheesy

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 2:45pm On Nov 03, 2014

Kinkybraids:
lol ... only on the condition that you have more than a 100cents ... First Nairaland wedding... Andromida will you e my bridesmaid

Yes yes yes! so what colors you dark or fair i know i know i am getting ahead of myself. cheesy

He did say he has some moiney. You have to investigate though online stuff is risky business. cheesy

Re: I Need A Wife by heatmeup(f): 2:46pm On Nov 03, 2014

100Cents:
1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...

with your 100cent huh

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 2:52pm On Nov 03, 2014

andromida:
Yes yes yes! so what colors you dark or fair i know i know i am getting ahead of myself.

He did say he has some moiney. You have to investigate though online stuff is risky business.

Perfect

lol .... ok ok lets take it one step at a time. Lets first ask 100cents how much the budget is for the wedding... You can pick the other bridesmaids I don't know many girls here on NL... one caveat only that they shouldnt be prettier than the bride grin

Should we ask Tallestry to be our Priest?

So exciting... i need to call my parents to create a NL account so they can attend the wedding grin

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:00pm On Nov 03, 2014

Kinkybraids:
Perfect lol .... ok ok lets take it one step at a time. Lets first ask 100cents how much the budget is for the wedding... You can pick the other bridesmaids I don't know many girls here on NL... one caveat only that they shouldnt be prettier than the bride

Should we ask Tallestry to be our Priest?

So exciting... i need to call my parents to create a NL account so they can attend the wedding

100cents your search is over. It is done. cheesy

100cents we can't plan without you, your attention is urgently needed.We need a budget. cheesy

This is almost magical...........

Tallesty will you be the priest?

Re: I Need A Wife by shindarayo(f): 3:07pm On Nov 03, 2014

100Cents:
I am offering her food, shelter and clothing...

and wat mks u tink she doesnt hv those already abi is it a garage girl wt those qualities u dey find

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:15pm On Nov 03, 2014

i could go see my dentist tomorrow concerning the gap tooth. and being soft spoken? not sure you would want to always strain to hear me.

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:21pm On Nov 03, 2014

andromida:
100cents your search is over. It is done.

100cents we can't plan without you, your attention is urgently needed.We need a budget.

This is almost magical...........

Tallesty will you be the priest?

I think he is still at work making us some money for the budget cheesy

... In the meanwhile I'd like to announce all the applications are closed Ladies tongue

I dont like sharing angry

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:25pm On Nov 03, 2014

Kinkybraids:
I think he is still at work making us some money for the budget ... In the meanwhile I'd like to announce all the applications are closed Ladies I dont like sharing

Alright then patient we shall be.

Ladies be supportive Kinky has spoken. grin

Re: I Need A Wife by bdchange(m): 3:35pm On Nov 03, 2014

@u and andromida..... u av. turn d topic into a joke. i dont knw if 100cent actually needs a wife again.

Re: I Need A Wife by deuce7(m): 3:49pm On Nov 03, 2014

Annypie:
lool...lyk a distinction is realistic.

btw,shey u knw 20-40% can be a passmark oo.

At least you didnt fail so we can start from there grin

You need my vote on miss NL??

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 4:10pm On Nov 03, 2014

Hmmm...how am I sure u're not crippled or limping, grin

, and then what about your "yardstick"? I don't want an extra large one shocked

cos of convulsion out of fear. Neither do I want a small pencil one undecided

cos with that I won't enjoy s*x. I possess all the qualities u've mentioned above so its left for u to know if u ar also qualified for mine. Hehehehehehehehe and less I 4get, make sure u ar good looking, I mean handsome cos I don't want an ugly face with kpomo lips like carmel's, and head like coconut.

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 7:09pm On Nov 03, 2014

deuce7:
At least you didnt fail so we can start from there You need my vote on miss NL??

very much hun...t'wuld be highly appreciated.

plz do join the team..*dnt worry,plenri reward awaits u

Re: I Need A Wife by paulinemimi(f): 7:42pm On Nov 03, 2014

Na wa ooh......Application to be a wife again? grin

.....una no go fit kill person for dis Nairaland oooh undecided

No go marry wife wey u nor know where she come from ooh....might be an agent of..... lipsrsealed

Re: I Need A Wife by fightforchange1(f): 7:51pm On Nov 03, 2014

you think is possible overnight?
lmfao.

go out and look!!
there r beautiful women on this website.....
start looking here!!

Re: I Need A Wife by fightforchange1(f): 7:51pm On Nov 03, 2014

fightforchange1:
you think is possible overnight?
lmfao.

go out and look!!
there r beautiful women on this website.....but way more than that with great qualities.
start looking here!!

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 9:42pm On Nov 03, 2014

Kinkybraids:
I think he is still at work making us some money for the budget ... In the meanwhile I'd like to announce all the applications are closed Ladies I dont like sharing

Yea baby, I am back from work..

Re: I Need A Wife by deuce7(m): 11:29pm On Nov 03, 2014

Annypie:
very much hun...t'wuld be highly appreciated.

plz do join the team..*dnt worry,plenri reward awaits u

I don't need plenty rewards just one and I guess you already know what cheesy

I ma join the team though

Re: I Need A Wife by deuce7(m): 11:31pm On Nov 03, 2014

100Cents:
Yea baby, I am back from work..

Choi baba you don hook up o. Where was I?? Help you brother naa. We started this race togather o

Re: I Need A Wife by deuce7(m): 11:35pm On Nov 03, 2014

Kinkybraids:
I think he is still at work making us some money for the budget ... In the meanwhile I'd like to announce all the applications are closed Ladies I dont like sharing

How can you say its closed when I have not found my better half ni? Don't be like that cos I and 100cents started this race togather

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 3:51am On Nov 04, 2014

deuce7:
I don't need plenty rewards just one and I guess you already know what I ma join the team though

lool...thanks hun.

the reward is sha somewhere.

Re: I Need A Wife by Nobody: 10:40am On Nov 04, 2014

deuce7:
How can you say its closed when I have not found my better half ni? Don't be like that cos I and 100cents started this race togather

um are trying to tell me that he is gay and you want him for yourself huh

... lol if that is the case you can have him

Re: I Need A Wife by tranxo(m): 11:47am On Nov 04, 2014

My good people, the voting for Miss Nairaland 2014 has started. This is Elimination Round 1 where 2 candidates will be dropped.

Kindly head to https://www.nairaland.com/1980633/miss-nairaland-deceemer-2014-contest and cast your votes for these 4 damsels;

maureensylvia
vivly
annypie
jennimma

Thanks and remember, vote for all 4 NOW.

Kindly share this post and invite your friends especially in your various threads. I know I can count on you all.

PS:
Cast all the 4 votes in one post i.e.

I vote for maureensylvia, vivly, annypie, jennimma.

Re: I Need A Wife by 100Cents(op): 12:05pm On Nov 04, 2014

^^^

Re: I Need A Wife by deuce7(m): 6:59am On Nov 05, 2014

Kinkybraids:
um are trying to tell me that he is gay and you want him for yourself ... lol if that is the case you can have him

Oh how you misunderstand...I mean to have others wanting a husbby

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